“Allies aren’t hurting us, they are fucking necessary.” Some people should learn this.
I fucking love Arielle. She is a goddamn star
Every. Fucking. Person. On. Tumblr. Needs. To. See. This. Everyone. More specifically, the ungrateful side of the LGBTQA who think Allies aren’t helping.
I saw the lyrics for Let Them Burn, a fire!elsa version of Let It Go, written up by emmasdisneyworld, eternaldisneymagic, and tuiteyfruityundead here, and wanted to give it a shot.
several takes, a slowly weakening voice, and a sore throat later, i came up with this.
You’re not sure why you even made that specification. Of course you are a troll. You’ve always been a troll, for your whole SEVEN SWEEPS of living. To need to specify like that implies that, at some point in time, you were, or will be, NOT A TROLL.
You are becoming dangerously SELF-AWARE. You immediately dismiss the non-troll NONSENSE.
Anyway.
Your name is JOHONN. JONN for short, though, since your name is STUPID and making people try to pronounce it correctly is also STUPID. You are a PRANKING MASTER, your CHEERIFYING TRICKS and TERRORFUL TRAPS gaining a reputation all of their own for their INGENUITY and LASTING CONSEQUENCES, in the rare occasions when you are spurred into anger.
You have been told that you may be considered for conscription into the secretive but apparently illustrious LAUGHSASSINS GUILD upon your maturity, despite your atypical blood colour for the profession. You don’t know how you feel about this, but you have been ‘AssureD’ that it is an utmost HONOUR.
Other than PRANKING, your INTERESTS include DRESSING UP IN DISGUISES, COMEDY MOVIES, and GAMES, especially if they are of the BATSU variety. You could say you have rudimentary skills in PROGRAMMING, if by RUDIMENTARY you mean TERRIBLE.
You have started to use a new chat client called TROLLIAN, which is only in it’s beta stage. Your trolltag is cachinnatoryGallivantor and you tend to speak in an aiiiiry and casual manner, laughing all the while.
You don’t understand how much I need Jane and Nannasprite to take the Empress DOWN. Gosh, I at the very least want Nannasprite to get her punches in, the ones she missed out on as a young woman when the the baroness disappeared right before she could strike.
(Obviously heavily inspired by that scene in Anastasia.)
A Reddit user going by the handle “european_douchebag” posted a surreptitious photo of a Sikh woman with the caption “i’m not sure what to conclude from this.” The user’s apparent confusion stems from the fact that the woman—bound by her religion not to cut her hair or alter her body—has an abundance of dark, untrimmed facial hair. The mind of european_douchebag was SO INCREDIBLY BLOWN by the fact that women have hair on their bodies—and, yes, faces—and that some women are bold, self-assured, and pious enough not to cave to western beauty standards (and gender expectations), there was nothing for him to do but post her photo online and wait for the abuse to flood in.
But then something totally lovely and unexpected happened. The woman in the photo responded:
Hey, guys. This is Balpreet Kaur, the girl from the picture. I actually didn’t know about this until one of my friends told on facebook. If the OP wanted a picture, they could have just asked and I could have smiled :) However, I’m not embarrased or even humiliated by the attention [negative and positve] that this picture is getting because, it’s who I am. Yes, I’m a baptized Sikh woman with facial hair. Yes, I realize that my gender is often confused and I look different than most women. However, baptized Sikhs believe in the sacredness of this body - it is a gift that has been given to us by the Divine Being [which is genderless, actually] and, must keep it intact as a submission to the divine will. Just as a child doesn’t reject the gift of his/her parents, Sikhs do not reject the body that has been given to us. By crying ‘mine, mine’ and changing this body-tool, we are essentially living in ego and creating a seperateness between ourselves and the divinity within us. By transcending societal views of beauty, I believe that I can focus more on my actions. My attitude and thoughts and actions have more value in them than my body because I recognize that this body is just going to become ash in the end, so why fuss about it? When I die, no one is going to remember what I looked like, heck, my kids will forget my voice, and slowly, all physical memory will fade away. However, my impact and legacy will remain: and, by not focusing on the physical beauty, I have time to cultivate those inner virtues and hopefully, focus my life on creating change and progress for this world in any way I can. So, to me, my face isn’t important but the smile and the happiness that lie behind the face are. :-) So, if anyone sees me at OSU, please come up and say hello. I appreciate all of the comments here, both positive and less positive because I’ve gotten a better understanding of myself and others from this. Also, the yoga pants are quite comfortable and the Better Together tshirt is actually from Interfaith Youth Core, an organization that focuses on storytelling and engagement between different faiths. :) I hope this explains everything a bit more, and I apologize for causing such confusion and uttering anything that hurt anyone.
I know that this post ISN’T a funny post but I felt the need to apologize to the Sikhs, Balpreet, and anyone else I offended when I posted that picture. Put simply it was stupid. Making fun of people is funny to some but incredibly degrading to the people you’re making fun of. It was an incredibly rude, judgmental, and ignorant thing to post.
/r/Funny wasn’t the proper place to post this. Maybe /r/racism or /r/douchebagsofreddit or /r/intolerance would have been more appropriate. Reddit shouldn’t be about putting people down, but a group of people sending cool, interesting, or funny things. Reddit’s been in the news alot lately about a lot of cool things we’ve done, like a freaking AMA by the president. I’m sorry for being the part of reddit that is intolerant and douchebaggy. This isn’t 4chan, or 9gag, or some other stupid website where people post things like I did. It’s fucking reddit. Where some pretty amazing stuff has happened.
I’ve read more about the Sikh faith and it was actually really interesting. It makes a whole lot of sense to work on having a legacy and not worrying about what you look like. I made that post for stupid internet points and I was ignorant.
So reddit I’m sorry for being an asshole and for giving you negative publicity. Balpreet, I’m sorry for being a closed minded individual. You are a much better person than I am Sikhs, I’m sorry for insulting your culture and way of life. Balpreet’s faith in what she believes is astounding.
Holy shit, internet, I don’t even know you anymore! I never thought something would come out of the seeping necrotic abscess that is Reddit that would actually make my day better, but wow. MY HEART GREW THREE SIZES THIS DAY.
