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pocketbeastie:

So one time, one of my guy friends said, “I’m pretty sure I’m straight but I’ve never slept with a man so how do I know for sure if I’m not bisexual or gay” and so he actually went and picked up a guy, had sex with him and after ward he said, “Well that was fun but I appear to be straight.” and just went on with his life without making a big deal about his dip into homosexuality and really, I think everybody should be this relaxed about sexualities




Jan 29.2014 | 520285notes -
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xaoi:

HELLO THERE FRIENDS!

The time has come again for yet another giveaway. There’s really no explanation needed this time around; it’s been a year, I promised myself I’d do one giveaway a year, and giveaways are great for exposure.This time, since I have a lot more followers, I’ve decided to kick things up a notch and have more than one winner.
So without any further adieu, here are the PRIZES!!!
FIRST PLACE: -ONE (1) seifuku from Storenvy in green, pink, blue or lavender.
-ONE (1) wig from HelloCosplay of your choice (Must be under $40).
-TWO (2) products from  this list of TONYMOLY cosmetics: TONYMOLY Cat Chu Wink Tony Tint (red), TONYMOLY Pocket Bunny Mist, TONYMOLY Petite Bunny Gloss Bar (Juicy Strawberry), TONYMOLY Mini Peach Balm, TONYMOLY Cat’s Wink Lipstick (Pink Wink) and TONYMOLY Cat’s Wink Mascara (not pictured).
SECOND PLACE:
-ONE (1) wig from HelloCosplay of your choice (Must be under $35)
-TWO (2) TONYMOLY products (after first place’s pick). 
THIRD PLACE:
-Last two TONYMOLY products left over after first and second place’s pick.
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Excellent. Now on to the RULES:
-DO NOT REMOVE TEXT. I WILL CHECK.
-MUST be following me (xaoi).
-Simply liking this post does not count as an entry, but liking AND reblogging counts as two entries.
-No giveaway blogs.
-Please be 18 or older or have permission to give me your address.
-This giveaway is proudly INTERNATIONAL~!~!~!~!~!
-Winner chosen by random.org yada yada yada
-I will delete this giveaway if it does not reach 1k notes by the end date.
Giveaway ends March 5th (this may change)! GOOD LUCK!



Jan 29.2014 | 4112notes -
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giveaways    

this is the best thing i have seen in a while

my life is not an exciting one, i do admit




Jan 29.2014 | 2notes -
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Anonymous
thats why you use adblock

then i feel bad that im denying the few actually good ads revenue.

like i literally just found one of the best ads ive ever seen

right now




Jan 29.2014 -
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Anonymous    

lazarus-james:

deadliftsandbeer:

livelovelaughandlift:

Stop asking for 2014 to be good to you. Fucking grab your balls and make it good.

Grabbed balls and just ended up masturbating. Instructions were unclear.

you did as told. 2014 has thus far gone off with an orgasmic bang. you’re telling me that isn’t good?




Jan 29.2014 | 228039notes -
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if i hAVE TO SEE ONE MORE CAR AD BEFORE MY YOUTUBE VIDEOS I WILL SCREAM




Jan 29.2014 -
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charl-plural:

Discovering u have a new kink like

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Jan 29.2014 | 16notes -
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badger-in-a-sodastream:

kkatkkrap:

hanjisglasses:

small-baby-chihiro:

sherlockyoulittlefuckwit:

purifyngsammy:

y’know when you’re writing

and you realize that you’ve been writing

in past tense and present tense

and you want to rip your hair out

so you have to go through everything

and make sure they’re all in the same tense

yeah i hate that

pretty intense

i swear to fucking god i will rip your throat out 

no need to be so tense

FUCK.

The tension is rising




Jan 29.2014 | 283086notes -
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revengeance:

thechocoboforest:

if i’m remembering it right, the american branch always tries to change kirby from this happy-go-lucky sort of expression to a tough look

and that’s hilarious because kirby is literally this tiny pink thing

Kirby is very excited for his new trip until he’s reminded that his destination is fucking America

image



Jan 29.2014 | 11479notes -
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lunatoneitdown:

have you ever heard a raven talk?

because apparently they can go from severus snape to japanese schoolgirl in .5 seconds.




Jan 29.2014 | 154636notes -
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Jan 29.2014 -
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"If a girl is lucky enough to receive any sex education, she will be taught the biological basics. She’ll learn that men have penises and testicles and produce sperm and women have vaginas and uterii and produce ova. She’ll learn that when a man and a woman have sex, the man inserts his penis into the woman’s vagina until he ejaculates. She’ll learn that the semen in the ejaculate will render her vulnerable to pregnancy so she will have to protect herself by using a hormonal or a barrier contraceptive. Hormonal contraception is preferable because barrier methods such as condoms, while safer for women, apparently reduce sensation for men which is obviously a no-no. It’s much better that a woman take a pill every day for her entire reproductive lifespan, or get a painful injection every 12 weeks, or have a copper rod inserted into her uterus, or a silicone rod implanted into her arm. She probably won’t learn that 3 out of 4 women never orgasm from vaginal intercourse. She almost definitely won’t learn how women do achieve orgasm. She’ll learn her place as a receptacle."




Jan 29.2014 | 97655notes -
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aw, i just found a bunch of old rp blogs for dirk :’D

so cute back then




Jan 29.2014 -
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i actually might just go through the whole webcomic and just make reaction icons out of all the odin faces because hes cute




Jan 29.2014 -
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worthikids:

crime drama




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