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boku-no-poltergeist:

are you ever a bit impressed by how completely wrong an argument manages to be




Jan 30.2014 | 82178notes -
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daily-nightly:

wondrous-wolves:

this actually makes me so angry

like okay he was drunk driving he’s only human or whatever

but that means he deserves to face the consequences like every other person on the planet 

and ‘even the day you shoot up a school’

is this a fucking joke 

beliebers are one of the scariest cults on the planet




Jan 30.2014 | 68267notes -
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number1moose:

gazzymouse:


What’s Mole’s Story?
- Atlantis: The Lost Empire

this is a beautifully made gif




Jan 30.2014 | 52803notes -
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hitmeupscotty:

sushinfood:

tangeledinthegreatescape:

Twinkle twinkle little slut
Name a guy you haven’t fucked.
Was he skinny?
Was he tall?
Nevermind you did them all.
Twinkle twinkle little bitch
Close your legs it smells like fish.

Twinkle twinkle little shit
Try to think of this a bit:
Does it affect
You at all
Who has sex or none at all?
No it doesn’t, little shit,
Shut your fucking mouth you twit.

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Jan 30.2014 | 454741notes -
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percyspanda:

schyther:

superwhowhedonfighter:

you know how a period is supposed to last 3-7 days

who is that asshole that only has to suffer 3 days

How freaking long are your classes? The longest period I had was 50 minutes.

There was so much innocence in that comment




Jan 30.2014 | 828905notes -
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getting on your period right before a big event 

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Jan 30.2014 | 426267notes -
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HMM    

hairandglasses:

hairandglasses:

fun strip game to play over long distance (or not if you have a few computers): go to wikipedia and agree on a page that you both have to get to, like “hitler” or “star wars” or “lobsters” and click on “random article”. then, depending on how you play, you have to get from the random page to the goal page as quickly as you can or in as few clicks as you can. loser has to remove an article of clothing. hella fun. spread the word.

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yooooooooooo!!!!




Jan 30.2014 | 43763notes -
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omg    

kennendoah:

wife material 




Jan 30.2014 | 8506notes -
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theprettiestman:

Notice how Shan Yu doesn’t even question it or make a comment about “BUT YOU’RE A GIRL” he just instantly goes into a “I’LL TEACH YOU TO KILL MY MEN AND STEAL MY VICTORY” rage and I think about this a lot sometimes




Jan 30.2014 | 1051463notes -
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andrysb24:

sherlockedforwho:

iopenatthewholock:

mgherian:

We’re at a family reunion and some dude asked my dad when I was getting married and with a totally straight face my dad was like “we’re just going to give her to whichever young man can provide us with the largest flock of goats”

my mum nearly sold me to a tribe of African warriors in Kenya in exchange for 100 giraffes because she can’t speak Swahili but I escaped

When my mom and I were in Greece some guy offered 10 camels for me

I don’t remember the specifics but my college friend told a story about a gypsy guy who wanted to buy her from her parents when she was 15.

a taxi driver in turkey tried to explain to me in halting english how much a catch his son was and looked at my parents asking rather politely if he and i could get married. i was about 14




Jan 30.2014 | 216583notes -
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|| PLAYED 2365585 TIMES.

lap1sinth3sky:

yesicanbelieveit:

so-so-lovely:

HARRY POTTER DUBSTEP

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JUST PRESS PLAY.

My soul is orgasming.

Put on headphones

Close your eyes.

The year is 2016, a new cult of Death Eaters has arisen and left Europe in ruins. You travel to London to find the leader and destroy the group once and for all.




Jan 30.2014 | 357509notes -
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The Hobbit Dubstep (Misty Mountains Cold) Remix
Speo || PLAYED 322064 TIMES.

toastyhat:

infras:

The Hobbit Dubstep (Misty Mountains Cold) Remix

GET
ON
MY
BLOG




Jan 30.2014 | 39572notes -
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aural sex    

perftag:

dirtrider333:

caliifornication:

Wearing lace bras and panties makes me feel 100x hotter than I actually am

As a guy i must say just about lace is one of the sexiest things you could wear.

nobody cares what u think




Jan 30.2014 | 174683notes -
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snigger    

dick-pickle:

roleplayerscoffeeshop:

adivinegod:

victorybringer:

anti-feminism-pro-equality:

clockworkjester:

capricornicis:

flavorbutt:

What you just saw was the blog fuckyeahdeadcrackers.tumblr.com.

I am legitimately scared now.

I’ve sent a message to the staff. I’m only posting this for archival purposes.

TO THOSE OF YOU THAT SAY “REVERSE RACISM ISN’T A THING”:

I present you all these pictures. None of these were altered in any way.

I just want to say to you:

IF THIS WAS A BLOG CALLED FUCKYEAHDEADNIGGERS, I WOULD HAVE SEEN IT THOUSANDS OF TIMES ON MY DASH. IT WOULDN’T HAVE EVEN LASTED A DAY. THIS HAS LASTED FOUR WITHOUT SO MUCH AS A PEEP FROM THE SJWS. I ONLY FOUND THIS BLOG BY SEARCHING FOR ANOTHER BLOG. THE FIRST POST ON THAT BLOG (SOCIALJUSTICEFAIL) WAS AN ASK ABOUT THE BLOG. I CLICKED ON IT. 

REVERSE RACISM EXISTS. THIS IS MERELY PROVING MY POINT.

It’s not reverse racism.

It’s just racism.

“I simply wish to make a blog about something that makes me happy, and that is when white people die, preferably via brutal murder.”

3EDGY5ME!!!

This needs more notes.

EYEROLL

this isn’t reverse racism (which doesn’t exist, thanks). unless people suddenly suspect me of being up to no good for simply walking around at night carrying a drink and some candy and then kill me while I’m a white chick, there is no reverse racism.

what you’re seeing here is one asshole yelling into the void for attention and y’all are giving it to hir. even if zie despises white people — guess what, it still doesn’t compare to literally centuries of institutionalized racism against non-white people.

this person is a troll. y’all are just giving it the attention it craves.

It’s still fucking racism, kthanks.

Hey, guys — I know this isn’t roleplay related, but I saw this while scrolling on a different blog and it just makes me sick so I’m signal boosting it. Personally, I would really feel much better if we were able to get this blog taken down. The URL is “fuckyeahdeadcrackers” and I’m just going to block them on all of my accounts and maybe message tumblr staff about them, too. If you’re reading this and wanted to do the same, maybe we can rock the boat a bit. 

EYEROLL. a potential threat to equally valuable human lives is nothing compared to something that happened in the past!

FUCKYEAH not acknowledging racism just because it’s “NOT AS BAD” as what went on YEARS AGO.

fucking disgusting comment, seriously. don’t pull that shit. that was racist in itself.




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