We had burgers the other night and i really tried to resist making this joke. but I did. I even announced it to the housemates. They seemed positively indifferent.
YOU GUYS DONT UNDERSTAND IM SO FUCKING PUMPED FOR THIS MOVIE I ALREADY BOUGHT MY TICKETS FOR THE PRERELEASE IM GOING TO SHIT A BRICK THE MAIN GUYS NAME IS EMMETT THAT ME -_-
do you ever just feel so awkward when you buy something and pay in cash and the cashier gives you the change back but you take a few seconds to put the money in your wallet and you can feel the world judging you from afar
nine photographs portraying quotes said to sexual assault survivors by police officers, attorneys, and other authority figures
more info about project unbreakable here
original tumblr here
previously: nine photographs portraying quotes said to sexual assault survivors by their friends/family
“mommy how did you meet daddy”
well you see he commented on my text post and it was smooth as fuck
Comic by ©The Oatmeal
I laugh, but it’s frighteningly true
I like to imagine that when Disney’s CEO sits down for meetings and says, “Let’s get down to business,” the entire conference room bursts into song.
don’t mistreat people who are sincerely kind
don’t use them for their generosity
and for fuck’s sake don’t take them for granted expecting them to always be there because they’re nice
good-natured people can be worn down so much that even they can become jaded
treat these people right

A sensational breakthrough: the first bionic hand that can feel
The first bionic hand that allows an amputee to feel what they are touching will be transplanted later this year in a pioneering operation that could introduce a new generation of artificial limbs with sensory perception.
The patient is an unnamed man in his 20s living in Rome who lost the lower part of his arm following an accident, said Silvestro Micera of the Ecole Polytechnique Federale de Lausanne in Switzerland.
The wiring of his new bionic hand will be connected to the patient’s nervous system with the hope that the man will be able to control the movements of the hand as well as receiving touch signals from the hand’s skin sensors.
Dr Micera said that the hand will be attached directly to the patient’s nervous system via electrodes clipped onto two of the arm’s main nerves, the median and the ulnar nerves.
This should allow the man to control the hand by his thoughts, as well as receiving sensory signals to his brain from the hand’s sensors. It will effectively provide a fast, bidirectional flow of information between the man’s nervous system and the prosthetic hand.
“This is real progress, real hope for amputees. It will be the first prosthetic that will provide real-time sensory feedback for grasping,” Dr Micera said.
“It is clear that the more sensory feeling an amputee has, the more likely you will get full acceptance of that limb,” he told the American Association for the Advancement of Science meeting in Boston.
“We could be on the cusp of providing new and more effective clinical solutions to amputees in the next year,” he said.
There is evil in this world, hatred and revenge. [x]I’M HERE FOR IT
i was literally thinking “I’M SO HERE FOR THIS!!!” before i’d even scrolled down to leupagus’ comment. SO. HERE. FOR. THIS.
we are all HERE FOR THIS SO HARD