babylizard:

why WOULDN’T you want your tax dollars to go towards paying for medicine and healthcare for other people

i’m having trouble understanding why you wouldn’t want to help other people be healthy. i like that. i think it’s nice. im absolutely okay with paying some taxes for that

thechelby:

zecretary:

OUT OF THE CORNER OF MY Y EYE I JUST MISTOOK ANOTHER STUDENT FOR A TRASH CAN AND THREW MY TRASH AT HER THIS IS THE MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT OF MY LIFE

but not as embarrassing as getting mistaken for a trashcan

captainlucifer:

erocsan:

captainlucifer:

if a guy friend that you’re romantically interested in asks you out, reject him first as a test to see whether he’ll get angry and accuse you of friendzoning him or respect your decision and be willing to carry on being friends

Example of why women are fucking crazy hahahaha

i’m a man

littlemissmochablue:

lalonde-strider:

I want a book whose main character is an ace with no sex drive, and then they meet an incubus (or succubus) who can’t quite figure out why they can’t get them like they could other people

The dialogue would be so funny. I must read this.