lzbth:

swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree

queefjerkey:

do you ever use a pen and you’re just blown away by how smoothly it glides across the page and how the ink flows out so beautifully like tears of jesus or something

gorilladad:

masturblainrs:

I brokke my pants..

ev ery goddamn day. every goddamn day i see this goddamn p ost about someones brokke pants. stitche ur freakin pants together you two bit loser. put that fabric together back over ur ass and use a needle to unbreake your pants. s top brokking your pants ev ery day and get a job, the economy needs u you pants brokking hippy

baeddalbop:

there are many reasons why crossdressing shouldn’t be included in the trans “umbrella” 

1. cis people are still cis no matter what they dress like. 
2. saying that crossdressers are all inherently trans says really shitty things about gender, that it’s impossible to break gender roles and standards without being trans, that gender is inherently tied to what clothes you wear
3. fuck you 

A Latino goes to buy a soda for 75 cents, he puts in 65

dreazil:

The machine reads “dime,” so he gets closer & whispers “quiero pepsi.”

it happened like days ago but im still amused by the fact that i walked into a sex shop so my friends would stop being weenies and finally go in and all i was really interested in were the funny joke products and the cute socks and using the outfits for cosplay purposes

missjessicasmith:

itseasytoremember:

Shout out to that one shirt that’s fit you for like, 5 years no matter how much your body has changed

I even grew boobs and it’s like ‘whatever, I got you’.

im not sure whether i should be amused at CIS stuff zdk12 is talking about or feel sorry for it because it must be so confused

emma-angel-12:

i’m sorry but when i saw the google page i just

zaphendrah-knightly:

mondonger:

my friends joining my fandoms

this is so true it hurts 

sterekmess:

sterekmess:

how fucked up is it that so many men associate periods and menstruation with women “acting shitty” towards them because of pms,when women are literally the ones who go through actual pain because of the whole thing? 

I mean, dude, this is so not about you. grow up and get over yourself.

shhhhh dickwad, I’m a guy