spookyfied:

having a friendship with me is like nurturing a tiny baby seed

you have to be patient and give it lots of water and not get upset if it doesn’t grow right away because it takes a while…..

and then it sprouts and you can tell hey because i talk a little more and maybe start conversations

and then you water it more

and then suddenly it blooms and you realize it’s  A WEED YOU DON’T WANT THIS IN YOUR GARDEN BUT IT’S TOO LATE IT NEVER STOPS IT NEVER SHUTS UP

moynmoyn:

lilbijou:

can we please stop fucking temporarily (or permanently) making elevators inoperable to “encourage” ppl to take the stairs

like wtf am i supposed to do w this goddamn cane then, astral project to my destination?

 honestly companies/places that do that are scum

Seriously though…

adventuretitan:

rorpie:

buttpatrol:

rockerfox999:

arisenanew0u0:

hushedrevolution:

Interspecies Lesbian Couple

Only on Doctor Who

This post is so glorious I dont even

clowderforce:

mkatsurr:

ugh bronies

such sexualized art

just furry porn

useless internet creeps

alienating girls

what a terrible fandom

Yo, this good part of the fandom needs to be WAY FUCKIN’ LOUDER because it’s difficult to hear you over the assholes

just BE MORE PROMINENT, OKAY

I WANT TO BELIEVE

slimgoodymakeba:

numba-one-flaya:

why is the bad girl in high school movies always the popular preppy cheerleader why cant we have a movie where the villain is the nerdy girl who thinks shes superior to everyone else because she watches doctor who and drinks tea and is “not like other girls”

sarah531:

The other day I had a really good idea for a story:

A high school Shakespeare club angrily splits into two groups when they can’t agree on the correct interpretation of Romeo and Juliet. One group thinks it’s a cautionary tale about the stupidity of youth and shallow lust; the other group think it’s a beautiful tragedy about poisonous hatred conquered by love. Reconciliation seems impossible-

-then a person from one group falls in love with a person from the other

vajoochie:

WAIT I JUST THOUGHT OF SOMETBING???? ARE SOULMATES ALWAYS BORN IN THE SAME GENERATION????? ?? WHAT IF UR SOULMATE DIED BUILDING THE GREAT PYRAMID???? OR WHAT IIF UR SOULMATE WAS A FUCKIN NEANDERTHAL WHAT IF CHARLEMAGNE WAS MY SOULMATE AND ILL NEVER KNOW FUCKKNG

littlefroggies:

verceri:

sniperj0e:

sniperj0e:

ok but what if like. werewolves transform under the full moon but theres just this one and by day hes a big tough guy and then when he transforms hes a tiny dog. just fucking. just fucking turns into the tiniest, fluffiest dog

imagine that howling at the moon

imagine

Truly a ferocious predator.

i’m sorry i’m not sorry

forbrightskies:

• If you want to have sex after being together one hour that’s fine
  
• If you want to have sex after being together one week that’s fine
• If you want to have sex after being together one month that’s fine
• If you want to have sex after being together one year that’s fine
• If you want to wait until marriage that’s fine
• If you’re not even together that’s fine too
• IT’S ALL FINE NOW PLEASE STOP THINKING OTHER PEOPLE’S SEX IS YOUR BUSINESS THANK YOU