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Scrolling down the Dramatical Murder tag is a long post with Gore and Corpses in it; REAL life Gore and Corpses
The poster is dovahkiinsnightmare and the tags are: #murder #Blood #dead #naked #canibal #scary
Please be careful.
Deleted scene from the critically acclaimed film, Gravity.
I play a very dangerous game
it’s not my fault people have the gall to make attractive OCs
“Shhh, I’m gonna try and get that for you.”
Accurate.
i cant believe i forgot to upload this
its kind of sad that im sleeping to procrastinate from doing uni work
like theres literally nothing else i feel like doing
even if there was id feel bad that i wasnt doing work??
its gross
so a while ago i wanted to do a giveaway but i put it off but now here it isDIRKSHADES’
3000+4000+ FOLLOWER GIVEAWAYWHAT IS ABLE TO BE WON
(one of the following options):
- A pair of either Dirk Shades OR Dave Apple Shades! (i mean come on look at my url you can’t just not)
- $45 to spend at either WhatPumpkin or Topatoco!
- $45 to spend on anything you want from Storenvy!
CONDITIONS:
- Reblog as many times as you like just be mindful of your followers/Likes count as entries
- No giveaway blogs/Blog needs to be active
- You need to be following me (I will check)
- I’LL BE SHIPPING EVERYWHERE so you need to be comfortable giving me a address to ship to.
- this post must reach a decent amount of notes i mean who doesnt want any of this stuff even if you arent a homestuck theres heaps of cool stuff on storenvy.
- GIVEAWAY ENDS ON THE 24TH OF APRIL
- thats all i can think of
accidentally stuttering while saying your snarky comeback
Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
Ask your mom.
i was sitting at the bus stop ready to go home when i noticed this elderly dude keep looking at me
i was like ‘oh shit is there something on my face or is he gonna start shit’ (for whatever reason) and he got up and walked to me slowly
he said something and i couldnt hear so i was like excuse me while inside i was like shiiiiiiiiit
and he was like 'with total respect…’ all leadingly like he was gonna say something bad and he paused and i was like fuck 'uhuh?’
'with total respect….i love your hair. no offense or anything'
??????????????
like i was flattered but endlessly confused because my hair was just back in a ponytail to disguise the fact that it needs a wash and i get a random-ass compliment
i feel like he was trolling
i warned you about stairs bro
but do you realise how fucking cute it would be for dirk strider to see plants i mean that dude lived his whole life in a concrete box in the middle of an ocean i dont think he’ll have much real life experiences with plants cAN YOU IMAGINE IT cool guy dirk strider falling silent as he holds a tiny potted plant and starts to slowly blush and makes it his life mission to fill his house with those things
A CROW TRIED TO GO IN OUR CLASSROOM AND HE HAD A PEN
yes hello i am here to learn geometries
That crow is more prepared than some of my students.
You’ve all just like, completely skipped over the possibility that this crow has seen people using pens in this room, found one, and is trying to return it. There’s been videos of crows picking up sweet wrappers and stuff and placing them in bins after seeing humans put their litter in bins. I really do believe that this crow is trying to return the pen and that is ADORABLE AS HELL.
THEY ARE SO SMART I LOVE THEM
Crows are thought to be self aware by some scientists. Its perfectly possible the crow wants to return the pen to humans. Knowing it belongs to humans.
Corvids. Who KNOWS. :)
Another cool crow deal: Once, when trying to assess if crows could reason and use tools, scientists had two crows who didn’t know each other each take a wire from a table (one was hooked, one was straight) and try to grab meat from a bottle with it. The crows could see each other, though they had separate bottles. Only the straight wire worked for this, so they hypothesized that if crows could reason, the second trial would have the two crows fighting over the straight wire. The second trial started and, to the surprise of the scientists, the two crows both went for the bent wire, one held it down and the other unbent it. They both got meat out of their bottles. They came to a peaceful solution without verbal communication. Crows are probably smarter than we are.
