
i have wasted my entire life.
THIS IS WHY I LOVE TUMBLR
iM SO MAD BECAUSE I TRIED THIS AND IT DIDNT FUCKING WORK LIKE THE SIZES WERE FUCKED UP AND IT WOULDNT STAY
HOW DEEP A FUCKING COUCH WOULD YOU NEED FOR THIS TO ACTUALLY WORK
SORRY TO SAY THAT MY COUCHES DONT GO DOWN TO MY CALVES

Saying Hello to the Dragon.
That is a fucking forest spirit and nobody will make me believe otherwise.
Full image here
First Kiss (creator asked 20 strangers to kiss for the first time)

There had always been a Baggins in Bag End. More to the point, there had always been a Baggins. Bilbo Baggins had been there from the beginning, since before the small folk crossed the Misty Mountains and before the great Drowning of the West.
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Dragon!Bilbo AU in which Bilbo is transformed into a Hobbit by Yavanna towards the end of the War of Wrath and is commanded to live amongst her children. Thousands of years later Gandalf ventures to the shire expecting to find a grandchild of Bilbo (whom he had met some decades before) to recruit as a burglar, and instead finds Bilbo himself, and on the same garden bench, no less!
cooked up by me and mineapple >:D
scREAMS
THE SAFETY OF TRANS PEOPLE IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN THE COMFORT OF CIS PEOPLE.
Can’t miss what you don’t have.
This is how you handle getting your privileged called out.
Not “reverse racism!” Not “heterophobe!” and all those other dynamics that don’t exist. Just recognition. Recognition of privilege (and hopefully continuous self-checking)
the worst thing about speaking two languages is trying to use an expression from one language that fits perfectly into your conversation but the other person won’t get it
i dont speak two languages but i speak fandom so i sort of get this
rifa:
A Civil War Hits London, This Shocking One Second a Day Video Shows How it Destroys a Little Girl’s Life
Wow.
Holy crap
One minute and 33 seconds.
DANG
I know of a kid who was in a coma for a week and when he woke up the first thing he did was panic because he had homework due and I think that sums up the American school system pretty well
I know of a kid who was in a coma for a week and when he woke up the first thing he did was panic because he had homework due and I think that sums up the American school system pretty well
so i heard there’s going to be a Mishapocalypse on march 25.
i will unfollow anyone that participates or you can tag and you’ll be off the hook, because I will have that shit blacklisted, you better believe it.
didnt fucking misha collins himself say this shit was creepy as fuck
ill unfollow u even if u do tag it lmao
In health class we were given sheets of paper and told to write a message we would want someone of the opposite sex to know
She read some examples
The girls were like: “Hey can you please not treat me like shit”
The boys were like: “Spray tans look ugly I hate when girls wear too much makeup and don’t lead me on.”
LGBT pride series
EDIT: I added Trans and Genderqueer. :D
Three cheers for polyamory making it up there. :D
Love this.