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i got really mad at this annoying-ass giant fly buzzing around so i yelled at it all ‘why dont you go fly off a cliff’
wait a second.
i heard you were talking shit about severus snape have a high five and your bedtime is never

why aren’t these being reblogged more often?
i rather see these than “keys in hand”Fatality
Umm so since I’m stupid could someone kindly explain each step for me like step 3 am i head butting him in the face or the chest?
I think it depends on the height of the person, but I suppose the head is a more effective target. I hope this helps :)
Step 1: Step back the moment he reaches for you.
Step 2: Duck!
Step 3: Head butt him in the chin. It’s very important that it is the chin and not the chest because it is much more uncomfortable and disorienting to have your teeth bang together especially if it cuts his tongue (which it will if it is in the way). More than likely height won’t matter. He will be leaning forward from the missed attempt at grabbing you.
Step 4: Knee him in the balls.
Step 5: When he doubles over, jab him on his back. I believe at the base of the neck just above the shoulder blades would be best. I’m not an expert, but this seems like the best place, imo.
Step 6: Don’t lose contact. Bring your other hand over and slam your hands against the sides of his heads as hard as possible. Right on the ears is the best place; it is extremely disorienting if done correctly. Then take his head and bring it down on your knee as you bring your knee up. It’s very important that you avoid the nose because if you knee his nose it will definitely break and more than likely the bones will stab his brain killing him, so aim for his mouth instead.
Step 7: Keep your knee up and bring your foot out to kick him over. Personally, I don’t like the image because it looks like she kicked him with her toes. You do not want to do that. Instead kick him with the ball or heel of your foot and put power behind it with a push.
Step 8: He is on the ground. You could probably stop here and he would get the picture, but if you really want to…Your leg is still in the air from the kick. With all your force slam the edge of your your heel on his side. It will be more effective if you lower your body first by bending at the knee of the leg your weight is on. Done right, you can break a rib or two.
reblogging again for that^
Reblogging for the steps in the image and the explanation in the comments. I don’t so much like the explanation on the image proper, but I appreciate the thought behind it (here, have a self-defense thing, it could save you) and so I’m passing it on.

entelecheia — in the philosophy of Aristotle, the condition of a thing whose essence is fully realized [x]
#OKAY BUT IF THIS IS AN ANGEL—IF THEIR HALOS ARE THE UNFLAWED AND FULLY REALIZED CIRCLE#THAT MEANS THAT IN FALLING—IN BECOMING DEMONIC#THE CIRCLE CRACKS#THE DEMON’S HORNS ARE THE VESTIGIAL HALO#A CONSTANT SYMBOL AND REMINDER OF THEIR FLAWED-NESS; THEIR INCOMPLETENESS#I’M!!!!! (notbecauseofvictories)
LET’S MAKE THE MOST OF THE NIGHT LIKE WE’RE GONNA DIE YOUNG
“There is no way two men could even begin to take care of a child”
her real parents never even realized she was fucking gone.
i just wish jk rowling had developed the slytherin house as well as avatar: the last airbender had developed the fire nation
i just wish jk rowling had developed the slytherin house as well as avatar: the last airbender had developed the fire nation

this is a really lame idea, but what the heck. ok so if you see this picture on your dash, you HAVE to smile. just force a smile, it’ll (hopefully) make you feel better. and reblog this so people can see this and smile. if you’re having a bad day, just remember that i love you and i’m (and all of the people who reblog this) here for you! and remember to smile, because no matter what happens, it always gets better.
THIS IS NICE BC I KNOW THAT THIS POST HAS MADE 26000+ PEOPLE SMILE INCLUDING ME
“Bloke’s question”.
What a shithead.
His sister’s gay and he still doesn’t give a shit about gay marriage. “I’m getting a clear message, alright” and I’m still going to ignore it. That’s just his modus operandi. Asshole.
But good on those kids for asking the questions.
Excuse me? Did he just dismiss what she had to say because it was a “girl question”?
Yes, he did. This man can take a really long walk off some choice cliffs I know.
My favourite part is that he asks for a “bloke’s question”, being the offensive shithead that he is, picks what he clearly thinks is an easy target, and immediately gets hit with a much harder question. It’s like even that kid is thinking “I’ll give you a bloke’s question, you bigoted dick”.
The new non binary petition has 10k already… hopefully it keeps going at a steady rateJust adding that a state or zip code is not required to sign up for Whitehouse.gov and vote!
30k now achieved! Keep going!
This one looks like it’s got a fighting chance, guys- come on, let’s do this thing.
40K NOW CMON PEOPLE
having social anxiety is bad because you cant have any relationships with anyone without spending all of your time consumed with thoughts like “they all hate me, they all laugh at me, they all think i’m annoying, everyone hates me and they don’t care about me at all”
so don’t fucking go around acting like having anxiety in social situations is cool because its not and it fucking sucks
boys like ’ you only play games to get boys to like you!!!! youre not a real fan’
ah yes when i was five years old and i started playing on a n64 all i could think of was ‘im going to get so much dick for this’