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briemoo:

mineapple:

twenty years old and i still cant open envelopes for shit

im a grown ass adult and just look at this

Try opening it from the side it just tears off in one nice strip

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i can see clearly now, the rain has gone

i can see all obstacles in my way

gone are the dark clouds that had me blind

i can see bright, bright sun shiny days




Mar 27.2014 | 50notes -
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vantas-sea:

drugdealingdragon:

karcakes:

my internet went out so i drew these

and they are for this post

#THIS IS WHAT MARCH ERIDAN SHOULD BE #NOT TERRIBLY SEXUALIZED BUT FASHIONABLE AND WONDERFUL AND IN CHARACTER #GIVE ME CROSSDRESSING ERIDAN IN ELEGANT DRESSES #GIVE ME CROSSDRESSING ERIDAN SHOOTING LUSII #HELL GIVE ME CROSSDRESSING ERIDAN ERADICATING THE LANDDWELLERS #DONT GIVE ME PORN STAR CROSS DRESSING ERIDAN #/rant over (tags via aradiada)

is it wrong to be irresistibly attracted to this




Mar 27.2014 | 8095notes -
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omfg did u get ur dog to open it for you

shed probably get it open much cleaner




Mar 27.2014 -
posted by:mineapple
eilistraeee    

twenty years old and i still cant open envelopes for shit

im a grown ass adult and just look at this




Mar 27.2014 | 50notes -
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galaxys4:

hello students. welcome to my math class. we will be having a class trip this year, the first ever math field trip in history. it’s to hell. here we are




Mar 27.2014 | 470130notes -
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jack-frost-of-the-underworld:

fairymascot:

sporadic-tiger:

lovin-elsanna:

Wait. Slow down.
No one’s brothers are staying here.
No one is getting married.

Request (x) The text is higher up so y’all could see her hands. Like, look at the third gif.

You guys. But let’s talk about this though. 
She is so nervous when asking Anna to talk alone, but as soon as she has to talk to Hans as well, she is recomposed. 
Why? If all she wanted to say to Anna was that she couldn’t marry someone she had just met, but had no problem saying it to BOTH of their faces, then what would she have wanted to tell her. 
She was merely confused when Anna said she wanted to get married, but got scared when they started talking about LIVING IN ARENDELLE. WITH ALL THOSE PEOPLE. 
So why would she get so worked up and then be okay with what she was going to say? 
Think about this for a moment. The only two things Elsa even gets worked up over are ANNA and the topic of HER OWN POWERS. 
If she had succeeded in getting Anna alone, Elsa would have told her about her powers and why no one else could live in the Castle of Arendelle. 
And the whole movie would have been so different. 

OH MY FUCKING GOD…

I think what we can learn from this is that when someone politely asks to talk to you alone you should just fucking do it. 




Mar 27.2014 | 21117notes -
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listen to your friends, kids

kiddiestuck:

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Mar 27.2014 | 3158notes -
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dante-this-is-just-fanfiction:

clumsyoctopus:

makes a game where the female characters all wear practical armor and shoes and have character development arcs

and then i put the boys in little thongs and devotes so much budget and manpower into making elaborate dick-jiggle physics and all they do is giggle and occasionally make out with each other for the audience’s titilation

sells it with photos of skimpy outfitted girls on the front

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Mar 27.2014 | 85309notes -
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remonraimu:

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why do i tease myself so




Mar 27.2014 | 248notes -
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hey-nnister:

helioscentrifuge:

SHOTS FIRED

Damn that turned innocent to calling out sexism real fast



Mar 27.2014 | 954764notes -
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When you discover a new ship…

frostymaggie:

frostymaggie:

les-etoiles-de-la-boxe:

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the ship isn’t canon

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but you ship it anyway

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Mar 27.2014 | 65651notes -
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unfriendlyjewishhottie:

motivatedslacker:

anhonestdrug:

DO NOT MAKE THE DANGEROUS DECISION OF NOT REBLOGGING THIS POST

I mean it’s A BAT HUGGING A TEDDY BEAR. I COULD BARF A RAINBOW THIS IS SO ADORBS.

And there’s another hanging stuffed animal in the background for another bat to cuddle!

HIBA!




Mar 27.2014 | 158047notes -
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brests:

hellnoradfems:

this-is-cthulhu-privilege:

thisisatesttai:

dommer:

Dear cis people,

Check your motherfucking privilege.

Hold on.

No.

At ANY TIME, ANYONE may refuse sex to ANYONE. You don’t have to fuck someone just because you said you would. That’s like saying a woman has to have sex with a man because she was flirting with him, and that she’s “a tease” if she doesn’t. As someone who almost lost his virginity and changed his mind at the last minute because it didn’t feel right, I insist that “it feels weird to me” IS AS LEGITIMATE A REASON NOT TO HAVE SEX WITH SOMEONE AS ANYTHING ELSE.

Yes, not having sex with someone because you found out they used to not be a woman is pretty shitty, but unfortunately that’s their damn prerogative. If someone is no longer attracted to you, even if their reasoning is flawed, they do not need to follow through.

You are allowed to refuse sex to anyone for any reason. Now heres an even more insane idea, you’re allowed to reuse to date someone for any reason.

If you’re a straight man and you don’t want to fuck someone else with a penis that’s fucking reasonable. If you’re talkin post-op that’s another story and shouldn’t be an issue, but not wanting to fuck someone with the same genitals as you if you’re straight is 100% reasonable.

Even if it is post-op, anyone has the right to refuse anything regardless of the circumstances. If someone doesnt feel comfortable having sex with someone who wasnt born a biomale/female that shouldnt be an issue, either.




Mar 27.2014 | 25551notes -
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missespeon:

wait a fucking second




Mar 27.2014 | 155750notes -
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jayjsupremacy:

coelasquid:

stardusted:

Aussie Builders surprise public with loud empowering statements in new Snickers Australia Ad.

I wonder how many people actually bothered watching the ad

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Eat snickers, prevent yourself from unwittingly respecting women.

I was so confused when i first saw this. I was like “YAAAAAY RESPECTING WOMEN…wait so…eat a snickers…and…go back to being…dicks??? wh????




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