sushinfood:

ranchdepressing:

THE

BETA

STRIDERS

ARE

LITERAL

BILLIONAIRES

but muh college povery cps abuse rps

ive been singing the sax part of the ‘talk dirty to me’ thing for the past few hours and my friend is getting so mad at me so im just gonna send her all the posts about it i can find and skype her

Mass Distraction: tootootoot toot toototototooot toot tooototototo toot toot
Mass Distraction: TALK DIRTY TO ME
Betty: NIET

kropotkink:

My attitude towards politics and society is constantly “angry but unsurprised”

If it was to me, I never got it.

did that send? im not…quite..sure >_<

notquitetoxic:

mineapple:

notquitetoxic replied to your post:Eugh, I have Hogwarts homework now too?!

Which house?

Slytherin house represent!

Well, I hope you don’t have a problem with a bit of BADGER PRIDE!

i am so offended rn >B(

(im looking at the great hall and laughing how hufflepuff only about half of what the other houses has. looks like youre an endagered species, puff!)

egberts:

thinkin about pizza but being broke

Each of the Hogwarts houses is presented with a locked door.

angelshavethephonebox:

mattjammer:

clitclip:

RAVENCLAWS: *pick the lock*

SLYTHERINS: *find the key*

GRYFFINDORS: *kick it down

HUFFLEPUFFS: *knock*

This has been a brief description of the Hogwarts houses.

It really should be:

EVERY HOUSE: *points wand* Alohamora!

Because Hogwarts duh! 

^Also, this

Which house?

Slytherin house represent!

ladyofoverwood:

elizabitchtaylor:

• do not comment on what I’m eating
• do not comment on how much i’m eating
• do not comment on how little i’m eating
• do not comment on how healthy it is
• do not comment on how unhealthy it is
• do 
• not
• comment
• on
• what
• i’m
• eating

#unless theres like a glass shard in it or something like that#like if its going to cause immediate danger to my body