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houseofalexzander:

Lustrous.

A man in the grocery store line today approached me and said, “Sir, when I first saw you I was extremely attracted to you, but then I noticed that you are a boy. How… I mean, why do you dress so provocatively?”

I responded, “Well, in today’s world the majority of the straight male race view women as objects, or something that belongs to them. I dress provocatively because it attracts the attention of men in a sexual and OBJECTIVE way. However, when realized that I am actually male, they often become confused, disgusted, upset or all of the above. By inflicting this minor emotional damaged upon the ego of a man raised by twisted societal gender norms, maybe, just maybe the individual will think twice before viewing another woman with an objective attitude and sense of belonging. No woman, belongs to ANYONE. Male or female, the equality of human beings needs to be a priority. It is something worth dressing up for.”

I AM NOT KIDDING. The woman behind me, the female cashier, the old lady bagging groceries and the woman in front of me who was talking on the phone STOPPED, …. and proceeded to gasp and clap. The man shook my hand, told me to have a blessed day and then said, “excuse me ladies, I need to visit my daughter.”

…. I was shaking by the time I walked out of the store.

- Elliott Alexzander




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thornicating:

thornicating:

my family usually eats bagged cereals (you know, the off brand kinds that taste like deceit) and today my mother came home with 15+ boxes of sugared name-brand cereal, dumped them into my arms, and said “i can’t eat lies anymore, caroline.” 

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elliehawking:

when you say poolnoodle cucumberbench is unattractive and ppl go “are  [picture of him] you [gif of him] confused [extreme hq pic]” and i’m like yeah no that dude’s ugly you just keep posting pictures of the ugly dude what am i supposed to do with this information




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ka-kawgoodsir:

ITS A THING I FOUND THE THING. WAIT THATS NOT THE THING. WHERE IS THING.




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|| PLAYED 1440019 TIMES.

theoriginalkea:

livingtombstone:

my friends wanted me to sing it, but i didn’t know the lyrics and i was drunk




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ocha-no-deathscythe:

Casual reminder that Iris, the Champion— the institutionally recognized strongest Pokemon trainer in the entire region of Unova— in B/W2 is not only a remarkably young girl and a poc: she also commands a team of fearsome dragons while decked out in a pink princess dress and tiara.

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The Pokemon franchise is not always the best about representation, but hot damn, Iris is a blessing.




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k009:

¯\(ツ)/¯




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sickledsnake:

itsdorkgirl:

gravemakers-and-gunslingers:

ldrsociety:

BOND is a tiny touch module. It can be a pendant or a bracelet but it comes in pairs. You keep one and you give one to a friend. When you touch it, your friend feels it. No matter where they are on the planet. We don’t do tweets, we do tickles.

we need this

gonna put it on my dick

THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE SIR




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uhouse:

endquestionmark:

firegrowshigher:

transhumanisticpanspermia:

boopart:

WHAT!!!!

No

They can leap 36 feet

As in leap forward 36 feet

They don’t jump 36 feet into the fucking sky do you know how terrifying that would be the human race wouldn’t have survived because we’d have all had heart attacks while still in Africa

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#death from above

this post makes me cry every single damn time




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ewebean:

bonus:




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hernamewastangerine:

frenchtoastandpancakes:

olalanimp:

My daughter has chosen the Dark Side

I’m crying.

Every time I encounter this video, I hit replay so many times it’s ridiculous.




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marcosfrackles:

there we go.

youre now officially australian

dedicated to sheepyshoo, truecatlord, and wereusagi




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bitethevweenie:

When people insult other people’s humanstuck headcanons

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

intricatelystructuredjewel:

If this doesn’t disturb you, you don’t get it and I feel sorry for you.

Though there was technically one other live action Wonder Woman

But honestly I don’t blame the person who made this for excluding the terrible version from that live action series pilot a while ago from this because calling that character ‘Wonder Woman’ is an insult to the actual character…




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