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lyingturtle answered: *sqcreams into the distance* Dave and Dirk
they’ve mastered the art of keeping shades on while taking their shirts off apparently

In a simple experiment, researchers at the University of Chicago sought to find out whether a rat would release a fellow rat from an unpleasantly restrictive cage if it could. The answer was yes.
The free rat, occasionally hearing distress calls from its compatriot, learned to open the cage and did so with greater efficiency over time. It would release the other animal even if there wasn’t the payoff of a reunion with it. Astonishingly, if given access to a small hoard of chocolate chips, the free rat would usually save at least one treat for the captive — which is a lot to expect of a rat.
The researchers came to the unavoidable conclusion that what they were seeing was empathy — and apparently selfless behavior driven by that mental state.
“A New Model of Empathy: The Rat” by David Brown, Washington Post
OH MY.
this just in: rats are more humane than humans
*strums guitar*
rats are better than people…
*appears online and kisses ur chin
mmn.
sigh
when will i ever not be horribly ashamed of my chin
im thinking never
how many “take me to the museum and make out with me” posts can y’all make like damn you’re horny and pretentious we get it
what do u mean “4 minute shower” it takes me 4 minutes to get the water to the right temperature smh

this is the bEST THING EVER
KARKAT PLAYING THE VIOLIN
have you ever equated female to having a vagina and/or breasts or being male to having a penis/pecs/testicles? you’ve contributed to transphobia.
have you ever said anything about men not being able to have periods? you’ve contributed to transphobia.
have you ever laughed at a “man in a dress” joke? you’ve contributed to transphobia.
have you ever invaded a space meant for trans people? you’ve contributed to transphobia.
have you ever invalidated someone’s gender? you’ve contributed to transphobia.
have you ever compared the systematic oppression trans people face every day to a few blogs online that poke fun at cis people and point out what cis people have done to trans people? you’ve contributed to transphobia.
have you ever said or did anything that suggested that being gay was a method of birth control? you’ve contributed to transphobia.
just because you’re not openly hateful towards trans people doesn’t at all mean that you aren’t transphobic or that you don’t contribute to transphobia on a daily basis.
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I made it better.
I’m sick so I’m blaming this one on the fevered state of my brain
say it with me:
makeup is gender neutral