You know, if I was a parent, it would be at this point that I’d rip the game from his hands, stash it in my backpack, and force him to enjoy history goddamnit. This vacation cost a lot and the game is only for the hotel and travel time.
imagine trying to force someone to think that stonehenge is fun
EXCUSE YOU
I had the amazing opportunity to visit Stonehenge this past year and ya know what!?
IT IS PRETTY FUCKING AMAZING!!!
Ancient History is fascinating don’t even
as someone who’s been dragged on countless vacations I didn’t want to go on, I have to say you really can’t force someone to be interested in something they just don’t care about
especially as a kid, I didn’t care about burial mounds or ancient forests or national monuments- now, I’m much more of a history buff, but it simply wasn’t appealing to me at the time
and let me tell you, being somewhere you don’t want to be, with people you don’t want to be with, out in the hot sun, usually trekking to yet another ancient thingamabob that you don’t give a shit about- it’s miserable.
so. no. if you don’t want your travel money to be wasted, don’t bring the kid, go somewhere that actually has appeal to the whole family, or save it for a future journey that they’ll actually be able to appreciate
IF YOU DON’T GET THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN PANSEXUALS AND BISEXUALS THEN you’re pretty normal i mean lots of people use the definitions and words interchangeably so your confusion is valid and not at all bigoted as some might say
dude sometimes even we get confused like i thought i was bisexual for 7 years before i actually realised i’m pansexual
An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures
The show is called ‘All or Nothing’
Plot twist: the asexual is really super outgoing and is a huge flirt while the pansexual is extremely socially awkward and has trouble ordering coffee let alone getting a date.
I went into the fridge because I was feeling a bit pekish and what do I find?
This. Two small tubs of some strange, chilled dessert product called “LeRice”. Le rice. Fucking meme food is what I found, guys, meme-flavoured pudding with low GI. So I took this picture and was about to post it when I figured I should actually try it, give it a little taste-test to add some background knowledge to what I was about to spread to the world and maybe, if it tasted bad, add some flavour (pun intended) to what I’d write in the post body.
Here’s the issue, people. It didn’t. It didn’t taste bad at all. In fact it’s great. Delicious. This is one of the best desserts I’ve ever eaten and I liked it so much I ate them both. Both of them are now gone because I ate them. I scoffed up that meme rice like it was necessary to my survival.
So now I’ve reached the point where not only do I not have any desire to mock this delicious treat but I want to endorse it to everyone I meet but O lord in sweet vanilla-flavored heaven I still can’t get over its name, le rice le fucking rice you are the most problematic piece of nutrition I’ve ever consumed I want you out of my sight and into my mouth fuCKING
