nuttedsohard:

i feel so bad for everyone that can’t handle spicy food

enattendantlesoleil:

saying “that’s how things are” is incredibly useless when talking about social issues because yes, we are aware that that’s how things are, and we don’t like it, that’s the whole point

congratulations on providing no useful input to the conversation

if only my follower count matched my note count 

scorpswimmer:

Let’s play “Never Have I Ever”. Cross out all of the things that you have done. You might just see that there are people just like you out there.

Sexual

• Never have I ever kissed a girl.
• Never have I ever kissed a boy.
• Never have I ever received/given a blowjob, hand job, eating out.
• Never have I ever had sex.
• Never have I ever fallen in love.
• Never have I ever cheated on someone.
• Never have I ever been cheated on. 

Life

• Never have I ever gotten into a fight.
• Never have I ever done something illegal. 
• Never have I ever gotten wasted.
• Never have I ever used an illegal drug.
• Never have I ever snuck out.
• Never have I ever stolen something. 
• Never have I ever vandalized something.
• Never have I ever lost a family member due to death.
• Never have I ever been in a life or death situation.
• Never have I ever been arrested.
• Never have I ever been fired from a job.

Emotions

• Never have I ever been kept up at night due to guilt. 
• Never have I ever laughed so hard I cried.
• Never have I ever been abused physically.
• Never have I ever cried myself to sleep.
• Never have I ever wished that I was someone else.
• Never have I ever wanted to kill myself.
• Never have I ever tried to kill myself.
• Never have I ever felt like an outcast.
• Never have I ever wanted to do something just so I would fit in.

Friendships

• Never have I ever ruined my friendship with someone.
• Never have I ever had a friend leave me for other people.
• Never have I ever been kicked out of a friend group.
• Never have I ever wanted to fuck one of my friends. 
• Never have I ever been friendless.

School

• Never have I ever failed a test.
• Never have I ever cut class.
• Never have I ever had to eat alone.
• Never have I ever failed a course.
• Never have I ever been suspended.
• Never have I ever received detention.
• Never have I ever dropped out of school.

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asseroth:

theappleppielifestyle:

a guy at school today was wearing this damn fine red nail polish and I heard these two girls whispering angrily and looking in his direction so I listened in expecting them to be weird about it and the first thing I hear is “how the HELL did he get it so good did he get it professionally done or something you need to ask him where he found that colour jesus fucking christ are you KIDDING me”

I think this is a good example of how the world should work.

feanorr:

plot twist: humanity learns from its history