here’s a hot take: giftwrap is dumb, 95% of the time you can just hand someone the thing and accomplish the same task. Society has conditioned us to love wrapping shit up for no reason, probably by gift wrap industry people.
Counterpoint: monkey instinct says uncovering secret bounty from colorful shell good as fuck
You might have wondered about the symbols you’ve seen on the new HIVESWAP: ACT 2 trolls we’ve been revealing for the past few weeks. They’re not on the Zodiac you’re familiar with– what the heck are they? We’d like to introduce you to something we’ve had in the works for a little while now: the Extended Zodiac.
Wanna know what your true sign is? Take the quiz and find out which one of 288 signs is yours.
If your result moves you, you might consider commemorating your new-found personal discovery with a t-shirt from our fine friends at For Fans By Fans. While there, use code “HOHOHOLDTHEPHONE” for 30% off site-wide, excluding mystery boxes! That sounds pretty sweet.
On a side note, HIVESWAP: ACT 1 is part of Steam and Humble’s Fall Sales until tomorrow morning, Tuesday, Nov. 28 at 10:00 am PST. If you haven’t had a chance to play it yet, now’s a good time to buy it and give it a whirl. Pick it up as a Christmas present for your pals, too!
god just imagine if, in voltron s4e1, everyone was waiting around being salty and most likely talking shit about keith, and as one they turn around to glare when the door opens, and its keith, but hes leaning heavily against the doorframe, injured, barely able to stand, in need of a healing pod but everyones here, and not only that, distraught for the loss of his teammate regris, one he should have saved, and this time, the words of rebuke die on their tongues, because its made clear in that moment that keith wasnt just playing hooky, sullenly returning to take his punishment after being caught out. he just barely made it back alive, and things like this, life-or-death missions like this were the only reason hed be late to have his team’s back, nothing else would stop him
or worse
its kolivan at the doorway, face unreadable but still radiating loss, and before team voltron can say anything, he apologises.
because keith was a second too slow.
(because thats how fucking close to death he had been after all)
