
Just filled out my health insurance forms!
yeah!!! fucking around with health insurance forms!!!!
I hate when people complain about “oh health forms are stupid they want my biological sex instead of my gender!!!!” or “they only have male or female!!!”
There’s a reason for that, you dumb fucks, and they’re referring to biological sex
Different health risks are present in different sexes, and whatever gender is in your head does not change the fact that if you were born female, you have a higher risk for certain cancers and osteoporosis, and if you were born male you have a higher risk for heart disease and often a shorter lifespan than a female.
In other words, your biological sex is an important factor in health and health insurance, and your special snowflake status doesn’t change that.
you may be genderqueer but if you were born male you’re sure as hell not gonna get cervical cancer but you might get prostate cancer
What about the people born with both? Technically they are both male and female. So you cannot say that it does not matter. You choose ONE and cannot choose both. From what I understand whether or not you have a more dominate gender, you still have both reproductive organs and can suffer from both MALE and FEMALE related cancers. Please think about what you say or at least how you word it.
“You’re the straightest gay guy I kn-”
Don’t.
“You’re not like those other gay people who go to those awful pride para-”
No.
“You’re gay? Then why don’t you hit on me or other gu-”
No.
“I have this other gay friend, you’d be a perfect cou-”
No.
“At least you act norm-”
Stop.“I’m straight but would you suck my dick for 20 dol-”
Maybe
“your full name without an E,F,R,S,K,I,M,L,C,A,Y,N”
straight people are seriously soooo concerned with other people’s sexualities its ridiculous. like straight people have been tryna investigate my queerness since before i even thought of it myself. people were making fun of me for being gay before i even knew what that was. and even in benevolent ways my straight friends are like “that guy looks a lil gay maybe he can be your boyfriend” like that person is literally a stranger to us both why do you care
There is nothing worse than hearing people attempt to sound intelligent by using lengthy words and MISUSING THEM
I completely photosynthesize with this
[2:22:19 PM] Mass Distraction: looks at the ceiling
[2:22:23 PM] Mass Distraction: tick tock tick tock
[2:22:27 PM] Mass Distraction: dick dock dick dock
[2:22:28 PM] Mass Distraction: ….
[2:22:38 PM] Mass Distraction: a dick dock is a mouth, vag or butt.
[2:22:46 PM] Mass Distraction: *works into my vocabulary
[2:22:51 PM] Mass Distraction: looks at ceiling again
[2:22:53 PM] Mass Distraction: tick tock tick tock
[2:23:07 PM] Mass Distraction: im a genius

No…..no….I clean shield now
Iconic
Holy shit 😳

Anon finds a porno
talesof4chan.tumblr.com
Mischief - The Sketching/Art software that acts like a regular raster-based painting software, but with infinite vector scaling! [x]
HOLY MOTHER OF GOD
Mischief - The Sketching/Art software that acts like a regular raster-based painting software, but with infinite vector scaling! [x]
HOLY MOTHER OF GOD
stuckwithharrypottertilltheend:
The HP cast saying, “Hey, buddy, can I get an order of mozarella sticks, please?” with an American accent.
TOM COMPLETELY NAILED IT
i just had the most fucked up dream and wrote it down and its 3001 words and when my friends read it it fucked them up too
B)