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MSPARP Poetry

phantasmagoricalconfidante:

Dave Strider

why
do daves
always
give such boring,
tiny,
responses

John Egbert

there is no in between
only assholes
and shotas
dwell in this character tag

Rose Lalonde

please see dirk strider

Jade Harley

she is not dumb
she is not boring
she is not a 2 dimensional character
please stop

Dirk Strider

when you use no punctuation
or syntax
i cry
its even worse when people turn you into
this stereotypical homosexual
who just wants to be fucked by you
i just want regular, sassy dirk

Jane Crocker

?????
?????????
cakes
jake

that is all

Roxy Lalonde

shes not stupid either
shes a highly intelligent hacker chick
thats a strong character
and is super awesome
stop oversexualizing her
and using her drunkenness as an excuse for dubcon sex

Jake English

jake
“dirk?????
has anyone seen dirk???
dirk i wanna suck your dick
im sorry im totes in love with you
pip pip cheerio
i have a ridiculously english accent despite the fact that i live in the middle of the pacific ocean”
english 

Beta Bro

why does no one understand
that bro strider
speaks without color
and with no capital letters
only punctuation

Everyone does an ok job on the other guardians

but they should be played more often

Do not assume

you know what my character looks like
or godmod
or refuse to understand that no means no
also do not get angry
when the situation doesnt fit the exact thing you want to fap to
its a dick move

Everyone

please stop making [insert character here]
into a ridiculously attractive sex symbol

stop trying to hop on my dick
im not into you like that

this is way too gay for me
shotas

Everyone again

research the quirk of the character youre playing
before you play them
this is very important
id rather rp with someone who’s subpar but knows the quirk
than someone who doesnt
thank you

Time Constraints

especially do not
reply to something
and give me 6 seconds to reply
before ditching me
or say you have to go to bed
because you dont like my reply
sometimes i run into you later
and i know its you

Lastly

do not click the box
if you do not want to rp with the character
i search for an hour to find you
and you ditch me
5 times
and i want to scream

This has been a PSA




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im gon unfollow just as you reach it

im gon not tell anyone until i get 301 followers just to fuk u up brah




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rocks0cks    

breathes excitedly

seven more followers until 300




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fat-birds:

lookatthisbabybird:

Lonely baby quail chick wants to be held ~ cuteness level 1 billion

This is the first born quail chick. She hatched a lot sooner than the rest. In fact, she was all alone for several hours before the other eggs began to hatch! After she dried off in the incubator I stayed with her and eventually it soothed her. She’s still following me around now and likes to stay warm in my hand. I had a little quail buddy for a few hours before her siblings hatched. :) Now she’s with the group.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH




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hoe-bana:

Me when I have kids




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youcantbaeawaythegay:

captaincharminghood:

things get heated between the canadians and the americans

*ANGRY CANADIAN NOISES*




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lilbitkipsy:

jadedkitten:

The eternal struggle

never did i relate more to Family Guy than this scene




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enigma-of-fandoms:

strix-scandiaca:

applecherry108:

jakeyelias:

gabrielsbutt:

toburnbright:

Oh, wow. The usual version of wing tattoos where they’re folded up against the shoulder blades doesn’t appeal to me but these… oh yes.

GET ON MY BODY

still really love this.

#Imagine having this as a to disguise the real wings wich would peel up from the tatoo and extend

do you mean like this 

Whoa point to the X-Men fandom




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keep     tattoos    

rumlow:

if you insult natasha romanoff and i hear it im gonna take it personally and there will be blood




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phobias:

avoiding hate like

image




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holdontobucky:

supernaturally-marvelous:

ask-jarvis:

cumber-kitty:

friendly reminder that Tony was only 17 when his parents died in a car accident leaving him orphaned and alone 

Friendly reminder that most likely Bucky staged the car accident

friendly reminder that i hate you




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whinycispeople:

if you’re aware that many homosexual couples can procreate without problems and you know it clap your hands
if you’re aware that being in a homosexual relationship doesn’t define your sexuality as homosexual and you know it clap your hands!
if you’re sick of bi and trans erasure in the queer community and you really want to show it clap your hands




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Let me make this clear

americas-hot-juicy-varginia:

filmcollectsdust:

This is cosplay

image

[x]

Cosplay is about having fun.

Character: Radical Edward and Ein   Series: Cowboy Bebop  Photographer  Cosplayer

[x]

You’re skin tone should never be a problem.

image

[x]

Nor should it influence the characters you want to be.

image

[x]

Whether your natural skin tone matches a character’s or not,

Character: Korra  Series:  The Legend of Korrahttps://www.facebook.com/Rinecos  SUBMISSION

[x]

 It doesn’t matter!

image

[x]

You can cosplay whoever you want.

Cosplayers: Tales of Cake  Characters: Yu Nakamura, Yukiko Amagi  Series: Shin Megami Tensei: Persona 4  SUBMISSION

[X]

or whatever you want!

X  Character: Charlotte  Series: Madoka Magica

[X]

And don’t let anyone tell you different!

image

[x]

same goes for body types!!




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