‘look at this super fast, super strong gem thats been created!’ ‘you ruined a perfectly good phos is what you did. look at them. theyve got depression’
They only care about health when girl’s weight offends them but wont say anything to their friend who abuses drugs n shit.
Sick to see how people are still treating women like this
the first one is presumably a cream for Big Dickedness smeared on a finger and the second is saying if you eat whatever root vegetable that is you'l have a high libido
i hope at least bc if those are dongs then i pity the fool who goes home with the person attatched
(i really hope you were genuinely confused bc i just realized that if you arent im coming off like a Mansplaining Assbag and if i am a apologize)
ehehehehhehe Big Dickedness cream
i knew they werent dongs but the fact that they are obviously photographed to look like they are and the fact that its obviously vaseline makes the pictures even funnier
because
you know people arent clicking on it for a finger and a vegetable
theyre clicking on it for the weird hotdog peen and elephant schlong
i know i am like the last person to make this observation but if ladybug and chat noir are supposed to be two sides of the same lucky coin, yin and yang so to speak, then why the fuck does ladybug not only have the one fix-all power hence making her objectively the most important of the duo, but also has a grand total of three powers (lucky charm, miraculous ladybug cure, and purification)? seems a bit dodgy
tldr because its old news: give me calamitous chat noir and also wouldnt it have been so neat if cataclysm could be used to destory akumas and chats main destruction power had been called bad omen to match lucky charm??
actually upon further consideration its obvious chat noir has a second power- the ability to not know the intended result of ladybug’s lucky charm, but to still somehow understand her non-explanations and do the exact right thing for the plan anyway
