basedona10000caloriediet:

kinzilauren:

maarkhoppus:

caucasianandwhite:

maarkhoppus:

fall out boy, paramore and justin timberlake on the iTunes top 10 charts wow hello 2006 

i wasnt even alive in 2006

why the fuck is a six year old on tumblr

yerawizardbarry:

when you need to cough in an exam but you’ve already coughed like twice so you just sit there suffocating

sadstagram:

Friend requirements:
1) if I accidentally put too much lotion on my hand u have to take half
2) that’s it

tranxio:

“Oh my god, I’m turning into—a vampire!”

"But how? I didn’t even bite you yet!”

Premature edraculation

beyondthebooty:

beyondthebooty:

Things I am always in the mood for:

• Pizza
• Sleep
• Kissing pretty girls

faypunk:

faypunk:

most folks i know who question their gender end up finding their gender is more than what they were assigned at birth.

question yourself, explore your identity. you aren’t stuck with what a cisnormative society gave you. 

i hope truscum get angry about this

thatssobucky:

you guys should totally take this quiz and this quiz to see which supervillain and superhero you should hook up with it’s really fun