I actually have a theory that this is at least partly because Sam’s worst, most aggressive impulses are vented on a regular basis because of his lifestyle as a hunter.
How many times a day does the average person want to punch someone in the face for whatever reason, and suppress that urge because it’s wrong and violent and uncivilized?
But Sam is violent and uncivilized on an almost daily basis, so there aren’t any pent-up violent urges lying underneath the surface, just waiting to burst out the moment there’s no conscience or empathy to keep them in check.
What Sam doesn’t do a lot of is speak his mind, so what we get is a fuckton of the snark that’s normally hidden behind his epic silently judging-you bitchface.
YEP.
My headcanon is that Sam’s inner monologue sounds a whole lot like soulless!Sam, but he’s too good of a person to let it out.
Oooops! Do you know what your kids are reading?
Inappropriate Books For Kids That Actually ExistOmfg laughed so hard
What the fuck?!

When a blog follows you because you posted something from a fandom that you know you’re never going to post about again.
Geoff wasn’t a smooth enough criminal.
Ray was a team player.
All Overlord’s horses and all Overlord’s men couldn’t put Gavin together again.
Michael caught a minor case of facemelt.
Ryan fought the law and the law won.
Achievement Hunter Meme » Three Hunters: Michael (2/3)
“It’s a serious issue that many face everyday. This year I’m making a stand. #StopTheBullying2013”
Oooops! Do you know what your kids are reading?
Inappropriate Books For Kids That Actually ExistOmfg laughed so hard
What the fuck?!
So you’re looking to join the Roosterteeth fandom? Here are a few things to get you started!
this first time without boobs in like eight years has been a weird time.

#pacific rim was too excited to hold back#’HERE LOOK AT WHAT WE MADE’
shout out to pacific rim for showing me what i paid to see
YES
A 16-year-old transgender girl in Connecticut has been incarcerated in an adult men’s prison for nearly a month — and she still hasn’t been charged or convicted of a single crime.
“Jane Doe"was living in a home for traumatized youth when authorities claim she attacked a staffer. But no criminal charges are even pending against her.
Instead, the teen has suffered in SOLITARY CONFINEMENT for weeks without treatment or educational training — and instead of letting her go, the Department of Correction wants to send her to a men’s prison where she’ll be at high risk of abuse and sexual assault!
Please, join us in calling on Connecticut Gov. Dannel Malloy to release “Jane Doe” from prison and return her to state custody, placing her in a juvenile facility with kids of her gender if the state still plans to press charges!
PETITION TO GOV. MALLOY: Release “Jane Doe” from prison and return her to state custody, placing her in a juvenile facility with kids of her gender if the state still plans to press charges
SIGN THIS NOW
Just so everyone remembers, this girl is a multiple rape victim who has been physically and sexually abused not only by her own family, but also by staff in DCF group homes. She “assaulted” a male staffer who GRABBED HER FROM BEHIND, a male staffer who has since been fired.
DCF lied to the court to get authorization to put this girl in prison, claiming that the staff she assaulted were “seriously injured” when the police report in fact says there were only minor injuries. And now DCF — not Corrections, but DCF — is petitioning to put her in a men’s prison.
I had this happen to me last night. I highly encourage anyone who uses Kik to block him.
who. does. this.
Grooooss.
Signal boost to anybody that uses Kik to block this person.
So when men try to say “not all men”, this is what the fuck I mean.
this is fucking terrifying
Watch: What happens when gender rules are forced on adults
They really are utter nonsense.
THIS INSTRUMENT IS CALLED THE KALIMBA. THIS IS FATE.
holy shit
this is the best kalimba playing i’ve ever seen EVER
I HAD NO IDEA WHAT A KALIMBA LOOKED LIKE UNTIL JUST THIS SECOND IM BLOWN AWAY
I want one so badly now
Reblogging this again because I’ve listened to it 10 times; IT’S SO GOOD!
wHOA omfg

I want a cigarette case so i can put candy cigarettes in it