idk man it just makes me so so so sad when you’re watching a cutiepie talk about their passion like when they light up and start bubbling over with words and then all of a sudden they stop themselves and say stuff like “sorry, i know this is boring” or “sorry i just got excited”
like you know somewhere in their life someone they respected told them “shut up nobody cares” and ever since they can’t talk about their favorite things without apologizing every 5 seconds
girls aren’t “easy”, girls don’t have difficulty levels. some girls like sex and some girls don’t. you aren’t winning anything by getting either of them to sleep with you.
Some girls only want sex after emotional closeness develops, but to call this “difficulty” says some really disturbing shit about what you think emotional closeness is for.
Todd Lockwood’s amazing animations of dragons in flight. The red dragon is conventional - if any dragon can be considered conventional - but the gold dragon with that extraordinary wing and helix-ripple, not at all…
I just spent ten minutes staring at these. Thank you Todd!
sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST
why all the merdudes gotta have the cool ass shark fins? why can’t some merladies have cool sharkfins and the merdudes have some sparkly ass beautiful scales that you need metaphors about rainbows to describe
i wanna see a cute merlady with a fucking killer whale for half her body chatting up some cute merdude with a rainbowfish tail ok
people misunderstanding that “your first time isn’t supposed to hurt” post the same way they misunderstand those “don’t trust dudes who tell you they’re too big for condoms” posts
it’s not that no one’s too big for (normal) condoms, it’s that people who tell you that so you’ll agree to condomless sex are either a) lying or b) dopes who should have brought their own large condoms if it’s such a problem
it’s not that it’s never okay for your first time to hurt, it’s that the idea that pain and blood are natural and inevitable during your first time allows people to get away with not putting in the effort to make sure you’re thoroughly aroused and comfortable, because hey you’re not supposed to be comfortable right?
“some guys are too big for condoms” and “your first time is supposed to hurt” are both cultural memes that have some kernel of truth to them but that in practice become excuses for not treating you right, and it’s good to be able to see through them.
