attonrad:

The Walking Dead game characters + Alignment

blandmarvelheadcanons:

Cap and the Commandos were given a mission ‘off the record’ to take down a Nazi base and steal a massively dangerous weapon they were rumored to have been developing before Hydra could steal it. They charge in and Cap and Bucky find the room the weapon is being kept and break in. Inside the room they find no bombs, no tanks, not even any guns, just a terrified little boy. Steve takes a step forward and the boy freaks and throws his hands up. This somehow DENTS caps shield. The boy’s name is Erik

thegaynerd:

satan-winchester:

liamdryden:

skellyscoo:

paulsrockinpagoda:

thatdarnwaffleopolis:

Oh no.

Oh no.

Oh no.

Oh no.

Oh no.

maybe they were gay

avoiding pregnancy isn’t all condoms are for though so i’m still gonna say

oh no

s-shutup-its-not-like-i-actually:

stoneytiff-18:

blackfemalepresident:

saucytaci:

dmw1024:

holybolognajabronies:

darvinasafo:

So why isn’t this all over the news? Had a group of Blacks murdered a white cop…

So wait… tf happened that all 3 of these drunk assholes killed a cop

THIS HAPPENED IN GEORGIA I LIVE IN ATLANTA AND I HAVE NOT HEARD ABOUT THIS!!!!

The media has selective reporting. Cause God forbid people know that white people are murderers too…

IM IN ATLANTA TOO AND I AINT HEARD A DAMN THING

you know whats funny is the lady in arizona who left her kids in the car for a job interview was all over the radio in atlanta but this shit isnt?? I’m pissed you know they just wanna sweep it under the rug

Jesus I hadn’t heard of this either fucking fuck

juvjuvychan:

rennertastic:

#jesus how can people say and write her like some cold hearted bitch #look at that smile of relief when he falls through #she is not a robot #she is just someone with a very specific skill set

 #90% of fandom perceives and writes natasha as an emotionless automaton who hates everything and everyone and barely talks #but#guys she joked with cap three seconds after meeting him #she displayed so many emotions during the scene with bruce/the hulk #and afterwards when fury told everyone about coulson #she was nice and friendly to bruce and she didn’t want tony to die #fandom needs to understand that being stoic doesn’t make you soulless or emotionless #s i g h #black widow #better than ur faves 

homestuckified:

the-truest-shota:

diligentpsychopomp:

nineshadow:

All around me are familiar faces

Worn out places, worn out faces…

Bright and early for their daily races

Going nowhere going nowhere

sandilescorner:

satsukitomoe:

hokian:

satsukitomoe:

acidocasualidad:

satsukitomoe:

doodled a satsuki in the computer lab

Strongest eyebrows in the universe? EXCUSE ME

yeah excuse u

THOSE WEAK ASS EYEBROWS ARE NOT WELCOME IN A SCHOOL ENVIRONMENT!

i run this school not you

but i admire your loyalty to order

Look how happy Ishimaru is.

tyrianterror:

roachpatrol:

nearly-headless-horseman:

totalnerd666:

her-my-oh-ne:

#can we just stop and appreciate Harry’s face in this scene? #I mean, he’s literally waiting for someone to say something about Hermione’s blood status #she’s the only Muggleborn in the slug club full of purebloods and well known people #and Harry’s there just like “say something I dare you” #and if you look at her face, you can see the actual hesitation and somewhat fear of what will happen next after telling of her parents occupation #Harry truly is acting like Hermione’s big brother, which I absolutely love #i just adore this scene

I love that Neville looks genuinely interested in what hermione’s talking about.

Harry: I wish a motherfucka would talk shit right now
Say something, make my day
Das right

Nevile looks like he’s just made a private mental note in flaming red ink: WHATEVER THE HELL A DENTIST IS, DON’T MESS WITH ONE. 

#this is a harry potter blog #seriously any profession that turns out a kid like hermione #must be utterly terrifying #neville finds out it involves rearranging people’s teeth with wires and drills #and drugs and scrapy knives #and is like AHA #I KNEW IT#I KNEW THEY WERE TERRIFYING #hermione granger: horrifying storm of a girl since day one #(so do the muggles have to be hunted down for that or does the government assign you targets) he asks her one day #she squints at him for a long time #’they volunteer’ she says eventually #neville shivers #muggles are HARDCORE

Including tags because oh my fucking god.

ryanccole:

monasticmaestoso:

portalgifs:

NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED. 

WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED

but it’s 65% more bullet per bullet

wait a second are you telling me

that Portal is such a perfect goddamn game that they even have an explanation for why a video game protagonist can withstand being shot multiple times??????????

allivm:

Six months in to 2014 an I still get the year wrong.