maN I DONT CARE IF SOMEONE HAS A PORNSTARS VAGINA AND THE BIGGEST BOOBS AND THE LONGEST HAIR IF THEY SAY THEY ARE A BOY AND THEY IDENTIFY AS A BOY THEY ARE A FUCKING BOY DO YOU HEAR ME B O Y
But they aren’t though
MOTHERFUCKER WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST SAY GODDAMN CLEAN YOUR EARS YOU BIG OCEAN OF PETULANT CUM
"there’s literally nothing stopping you [from doing this thing that costs money]"
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people with money. only people with money
travelling the world, “dropping everything” and moving to another city/state/country, majoring in your liberal arts interest of choice, applying/going to your dream college/university, buying your dream house, working at your dream job, cultivating/building/guiding your own dreams, dreaming. living.
Post be like “this fan game has the FIRST NON WHITE POKEMON PROTAG” I’m like u think that the Japanese game made first and foremost for Japanese people has a white protag gOODBYE
OH IM SORRY MOM DID THE MIDDLE OF MY SENTENCE INTERRUPT THE BEGINNING OF YOURS?!?!!?/1/!?!?1/!/1?
i told my mom that this post started gaining me followers when i first posted it and she got really mad because she was offended and she actually interrupted me to tell me how rude it was
Except there’s a difference between men’s basketballs and women’s basketballs because women have smaller hands women’s balls have a smaller diameter while men have larger hands and their basketballs have larger diameters
yo ok what she said my bad
That was the most mature dispute I have ever seen on the internet
♥ AND FOR MY BELOVED BIRTHDAY BABY, A SAFE, FUN AND HAPPY NEW ADVENTURE WITH POKEBUDDIES AND OF COURSE, JEAN ~ HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY MARCO BODT! ♥
I’m so glad I chose this au. I actually tried to do a complete background for the first time ahaha probably my last time ever. -eyetwitch- The only reason I was progressive til end is my love for Marco.
