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trotskay:

went to an American restaurant today!!!! ‘ello mate!!!!!! put forks in my hair to show my love for these Westerners’ food!!! Haha!!!!! Ha!!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! Ha  !




Jun 21.2014 | 536970notes -
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pomfette:

i just witnessed a 12 year old punch another 12 year old for the chance to see breasts. and not just a light tap. this was a sucker punch. if these kids arent smart enough to google “hot girl tity” they arent smart enough to fake the sound of skin hitting skin. i have found my true calling. i am not going to heaven




Jun 21.2014 | 479121notes -
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lastdeathscytheandfriends:

wolf-and-kitten:

pughz32:

I want them!!!a

UGH FUCK LIKE YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW

I’d probably be allergic to myself though, so dog ears would be nice too. So, like, a husky’s ears or arctic wolf’s ears.




Jun 21.2014 | 31629notes -
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sonotcanon:

eggjam:

thingsfromemily:

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I’m sorry but I had to.

this is why i can’t understand people who say they don’t like jane. what do you mean what does that mean what

^^^^^^




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Jun 21.2014 | 8389notes -
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bowtais-are-cool:

bowtais-are-cool:

Hello! My baby!

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Hello! My honey!

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Hello! My ragtime gOOD LORD HOLY FUCKING SHIT

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Oh my god




Jun 21.2014 | 397381notes -
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themadkingshandmaid:

deductionhunters:

jackpowerx:

batchix:

daniwubsbass:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

weareallanemic:

misterpornographic:

killingsecrets:

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^ Er Nurse

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^ Funeral Director

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^Works in management

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^Medical professional

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^Mr & Mrs Claus

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^Teacher

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^Vet Tech

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For all you tattoo bashers out there.

Tattoos don’t make the character. Learn people. Learn.

This.

The previous generations really did a number on us when it comes to tattoos. They made us believe that tattoos are unprofessional and unsightly, when, really, tattoos and body art have existed through pretty much the entirety of human history. Tattoos, unless they are of an offensive nature, are not any more unprofessional than make-up, or jewelry, etc.

I remember one time I was asked by a friend who is a manager if she should hire a guy with tattoos. My first question to her was about how qualified the guy was for the position, and she explained he was very qualified. 

Her: “If you went to a store to buy something, would it bother you if the person helping you had tattoos?”

Me: “As long as he does his job properly and helps me when I need it, he could be wearing a Halloween costume for all I care.” 

bless this post.

The previous generation did a number on us with a lot of stupid misconceptions.

Thank you 80’s.

Ahem

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Griffon and Geoff Ramsey

Griffon uses a chainsaw, blowtorches and various other tools to make wooden works of art

Geoff manages an Internet entertainment company with almost two million subscribers on the channel dedicated solely to his company’s videos and over six and a half million on the channel for the company it originated from

Geoff makes a very stable living, lets one of his employees live with him, has a lovely young daughter to whom he is a lovely father, just as Griffon is a lovely mother

They both provide quite well for their family as well as Geoff helping to entertain millions of people and, through their comedy, friendly behaviour and general awesomeness, he’s been a part of something that has saved people’s lives

And they’re both pretty substantially tattooed

If you’re going to show them all nice and dolled up you should at least show them with all their tattoos too!

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Happily Married

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And not to mention, Geoff he may have a chainsaw wielding wife who makes kickass art.

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Terrified of snakes.




Jun 21.2014 | 109266notes -
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recreoblog:

whatiwantthisgigaupdate:

I swear to god when this godforsaken update finally fucking comes this entire fucking fandom will just

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I love how the fandom isn’t named, but we all know which fandom it is




Jun 21.2014 | 49537notes -
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THIS IS A WARNING TO ANYONE ATTENDING THE MONUMENTOUR: PARAMORE & FALL OUT BOY

fivegum:

rhiannonintheskywithdiamonds:

Paramore uses strobe lights and other bright lights that may cause seizures, sensory overload, or other reactions. Fall Out Boy uses fireworks as well as actual fire that emits smoke that can cause asthma attacks or other reactions. I am posting this because there was no warning from the venue and I want people to be safe.

to be honest… like….
its a concert…………




Jun 21.2014 | 28028notes -
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actualmenacebuckybarnes:

carnilia:

demisexualsteve:

imagine steve becoming increasingly worried because of all the casual misogyny and he talks about it with bucky

next thing you know bewildered young girls are telling everyone about that one time the winter soldier rescued them from street harassment

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM SO H A P P Y

“heeey baby, wanna suck-”

“SUCK THIS” *punches dick w metal fist*




Jun 21.2014 | 69042notes -
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becausebirds:

An owl gets inside the house. The Owl Whisperer™ tries to get it back outside again. x




Jun 21.2014 | 1945630notes -
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hahahah oh man 

some guy came to the door asking for donations or whatever

and he was like ‘oh okay first off i have to ask are you over eighteen?’

and im just like ’….no, im seventeen, sorry~’ and he believed me and left

my youthful appearance has given me the power to make people leave me alone 

excellent




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Jun 21.2014 -
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rumminov:

azuremage:

New Homestuck Adventure Game Update.

We get some Concept Art and a new troll design.

Look at this guy! He’s got antlers!

Here are the pictures for those curious.




Jun 21.2014 | 4999notes -
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punklagertha:

i like how cis people act like it would be the worst thing in the world not to assume people’s genders i mean we don’t assume people’s names what if you just met someone and you were like “hey emily” and they were like “thats not my name its megan” and you were like “oh well how was i supposed to know. you look like an emily to me. i guess i can try to call you megan but its gonna be hard because i just see you as such an emily”




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