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cheezburgah:

even if you don’t live in canada, you could have canadian followers, don’t you dare scroll past this.




Jul 23.2014 | 494831notes -
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artonelico:

centaurs-other-testicle:

tristantaylorsbutt:

gundoom:

Horses With Better Hair Than You

WAIT

HOLD ON

BACK UP A SECOND




Jul 23.2014 | 45941notes -
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blandmarvelheadcanons:

Tony stark was taught at a young age to speak many different languages. Though originally used only for Stark industries meetings, he now mainly uses it to listen to Black Widow’s conversations with Hawkeye. They still don’t realize he can understand Russian.



Jul 23.2014 | 917notes -
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Anonymous
Over the past year, my sexual fetishes have been slowly getting more perverse; But it wasn't until I spanked a statue that I realized I'd hit rock bottom.

paleskinhazeleyes:

swinging-onthe-spiral:

iguanamouth:

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I’VE SEEN THIS POST FOR THE PAST TWO DAYS AND JUST NOW GOT THE JOKE.

MOTHER FU-

I JUST BUSTED OUT LAUGHING I PROBABLY WOKE UP MY HOUSE




Jul 23.2014 | 359884notes -
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vioforte:

chainsawpunk:

chainsawpunk:

how much lube do you need for anal ? ?

a buttload

image

I do not have enough




Jul 23.2014 | 164513notes -
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Jul 22.2014 | 1024notes -
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stoned-levi:

dead-freckles:

youhaveabrightbutt:

at least listen to my final request!

It’s funny because her legs where fine, because when she is lifted up by the titan you can see her legs kicking. Even if she got out most likely the adrenaline would of helped her fight through the pain. Her legs are longer than Eren and Mikasa’s. She would of run faster and the titans would of eaten Eren and Mikasa. She pretended to be severely injured to distract the titans so her children could escape and possibly live.

NO NO NO NO NO I WAS FEELIN PRETTY GOOD TONIGHT AND NOW I AM NOT OKAY




Jul 22.2014 | 27997notes -
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questbedhead:

Some of my favourite Act 6 Act 6 Intermission 1 quotes




Jul 22.2014 | 38819notes -
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ikuzo-dattebayo:

Making this was so painful because i could only imagine what these characters would be like in smash




Jul 22.2014 | 97391notes -
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"While evolutionary psychology suggests that women pass on casual sex due to an inherent lack of sexual desire, Conley says there’s an entirely different reason. She posits that women say “thanks, but no thanks” for fear of being judged. She also says that women have serious reservations about whether a one-night stand would be enjoyable with a new partner. She tries to explain to men, “The reason women are turning you down for casual sex seems to be that, for one thing, a lot of you are calling them sluts afterward.” Also, “A lot of you aren’t bothering to try to be good in bed.” Preach."

Women Want Sex & That’s What’s Up - Vanessa Golembewski (via honeyedheroine)

I was reading about this a few days ago and wasn’t sure where to start. Like, women turn down casual sex with a total stranger and the immediate conclusion is that they just aren’t interested in sex, period??? Really??? I mean, there’s the idea of being judged for having sex with a total stranger, there’s the fact that it might not be very good, and there’s, I don’t know, the fact that this stranger could plan to leave you for dead in a ditch. Nah, it must be because women just don’t want to have sex. Yeah, that’s it. That’s the ticket.

(via anatsuno)

I read this article about how women orgasm less during casual hookups, and there was a quote from a guy who admitted he ‘tried less hard’ to make sure women enjoyed sex with him when he didn’t have feelings for them. Too much work, otherwise..

Which seems innocuous on the surface, I guess, but when you think about it… this guy (and presumably others) gets the same enjoyment out of sex either way, gets to expect to get off and get what he wants with every hookup, but he doesn’t think women inherently deserve satisfaction from those same encounters.

What do they think is in it for us? Like, what is essentially broken in straight dudes’ brains that they think their own pleasure is some great gift and ours is just a bonus that happens if they decide we’re worth the effort??

(via scottiemcchottie)




Jul 22.2014 | 25586notes -
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sex     misogyny    

lvrnemalvo:

monobeartheater:

arcticmowsy:

aerostarmonk:

The man entered his home and was absolutely delighted when he discovered someone had stolen every lamp in the house.

oh my god

i just do not understand this post what even

OH MY FUCKING GOD




Jul 22.2014 | 379852notes -
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absentions:

girls who can run in heels should be feared




Jul 22.2014 | 852399notes -
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"And how hard is it to land even a minimum-wage job? This year, the Ivy League college admissions acceptance rate was 8.9%. Last year, when Walmart opened its first store in Washington, D.C., there were more than 23,000 applications for 600 jobs, which resulted in an acceptance rate of 2.6%, making the big box store about twice as selective as Harvard and five times as choosy as Cornell. Telling unemployed people to get off their couches (or out of the cars they live in or the shelters where they sleep) and get a job makes as much sense as telling them to go study at Harvard."




Jul 22.2014 | 107286notes -
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sourcedumal:

starslicer:

tsamthepoet:

I hardly see any heroic posts about Muslims on here, so here you go.

It’s iron fist yall

Good fucking job dude.

#beattheshitouttarapists2k14




Jul 22.2014 | 660469notes -
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curiously-chamomile-queer:

blckhrt141:

overland-frost:

reyesrobbies:

You’re much stronger than you think you are

I’m never gonna pass off the chance to reblog this because hell, sometimes knowing that some one fictional will be there in times like there really does help.

This makes me love Superman even more.

I prefer Michael Straczynski take on a similar scene

Superman: A being capable of moving the heavens and Earth itself, will always take the time to let you just how important you really are




Jul 22.2014 | 77065notes -
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