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Horses With Better Hair Than You
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Tony stark was taught at a young age to speak many different languages. Though originally used only for Stark industries meetings, he now mainly uses it to listen to Black Widow’s conversations with Hawkeye. They still don’t realize he can understand Russian.
I’VE SEEN THIS POST FOR THE PAST TWO DAYS AND JUST NOW GOT THE JOKE.
MOTHER FU-
I JUST BUSTED OUT LAUGHING I PROBABLY WOKE UP MY HOUSE
how much lube do you need for anal ? ?
a buttload
I do not have enough
at least listen to my final request!
It’s funny because her legs where fine, because when she is lifted up by the titan you can see her legs kicking. Even if she got out most likely the adrenaline would of helped her fight through the pain. Her legs are longer than Eren and Mikasa’s. She would of run faster and the titans would of eaten Eren and Mikasa. She pretended to be severely injured to distract the titans so her children could escape and possibly live.
NO NO NO NO NO I WAS FEELIN PRETTY GOOD TONIGHT AND NOW I AM NOT OKAY
Some of my favourite Act 6 Act 6 Intermission 1 quotes
Making this was so painful because i could only imagine what these characters would be like in smash
Women Want Sex & That’s What’s Up - Vanessa Golembewski (via honeyedheroine)
I was reading about this a few days ago and wasn’t sure where to start. Like, women turn down casual sex with a total stranger and the immediate conclusion is that they just aren’t interested in sex, period??? Really??? I mean, there’s the idea of being judged for having sex with a total stranger, there’s the fact that it might not be very good, and there’s, I don’t know, the fact that this stranger could plan to leave you for dead in a ditch. Nah, it must be because women just don’t want to have sex. Yeah, that’s it. That’s the ticket.
(via anatsuno)
I read this article about how women orgasm less during casual hookups, and there was a quote from a guy who admitted he ‘tried less hard’ to make sure women enjoyed sex with him when he didn’t have feelings for them. Too much work, otherwise..
Which seems innocuous on the surface, I guess, but when you think about it… this guy (and presumably others) gets the same enjoyment out of sex either way, gets to expect to get off and get what he wants with every hookup, but he doesn’t think women inherently deserve satisfaction from those same encounters.
What do they think is in it for us? Like, what is essentially broken in straight dudes’ brains that they think their own pleasure is some great gift and ours is just a bonus that happens if they decide we’re worth the effort??
(via scottiemcchottie)
The man entered his home and was absolutely delighted when he discovered someone had stolen every lamp in the house.
oh my god
i just do not understand this post what even
OH MY FUCKING GOD
girls who can run in heels should be feared

I hardly see any heroic posts about Muslims on here, so here you go.
It’s iron fist yall
Good fucking job dude.
#beattheshitouttarapists2k14
You’re much stronger than you think you are
I’m never gonna pass off the chance to reblog this because hell, sometimes knowing that some one fictional will be there in times like there really does help.
This makes me love Superman even more.
I prefer Michael Straczynski take on a similar scene
Superman: A being capable of moving the heavens and Earth itself, will always take the time to let you just how important you really are