1. fight rly hard
2. get the shit beat out of u and fall on the ground
3. get up slowly with blood dripping from ur mouth
4. crack a smile and say something about friends and not giving up
5. win. thats it u will automatically win after following steps 1-4
Zoe Saldana appreciation post
everyone is getting into relationships and growing up and im just getting lazier and finding more tv series to watch
do you ever wonder how people describe you to other people who don’t know you
some muggleborn like “i want to be an astronaut when i grow up!”
wizard kids like “wtf is an astronaut”
“oh you know…the people who go to the moon”
#wizard kids like #hahhahaha #you cant GO to the moon #its not a PLACE #muggleborn like….. d o. y ou.. h ave sc ience… at this scho ol..
implying that magical children would know literally nothing outside of the wizarding world
Just saw Guardians of the Galaxy and I really like that one part where the whole movie.
They were the best frenemies
#nah son#they were both bisexuals#kim dated ron and shego dated that one teacher dude

the-damn-internet-ruined-my-life:
*asexual laughter*
*homosexual laughter*
*bisexual considerate muttering*
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rocket meets bucky and sees the metal arm. he opens his mouth to speak. three rooms away peter yells “ABSOLUTELY NOT”