pregers:

waking up and realizing you slept through your alarm

sapphicscience:

no-youth:

Almost a thousand people in West Africa die from ebola and nobody bats an eyelash, yet 2 white people in the US contract it and miraculously a cure is released and given to them because they’re an “extreme circumstance.” Satire is dead and real life is a dystopian hellscape

holy shit

GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY MADE $94 MILLION THIS WEEKEND AND HAS THE BIGGEST AUGUST OPENING OF ALL TIME

neilnevins:

everydaysanawkwardday:

erieriftw:

bootydestroyer:

skylorde:

joshpeck:

kekoas-waves:

listen, Nickelodeon. If you wanna get your ratings back to an all time high, just make a series about Drake & Josh in college. Do it. Just fucking do it.

just fucking do it.

Drake said he wanted to film a new Drake and Josh movie but he would need more public support if that was to happen

well heres his public fuckin support

Eighty seven thousand public supports

over 155 thousand public supports

thefinespine:

deleting old harmful words out of your vocabulary can be tough but take the opportunity to find new, better words to convey your feelings for the benefit of everyone

yunglapras:

i hate that “LOL SO IF WOMEN ARE EQUAL CAN I PUNCH YOU” shit bc 1 in 3 women are abused

y’all are already punching us

the issue is that we’d like you to stop

teacupwarrior:

Imagine that at the end of Dumbledore’s speech at the beginning of the year, he asks if there are any questions, and one first year muggleborn kid raises his hand, whips out a smart phone and asks for the wifi password.

And then Dumbledore just casually says “Sherbet lemon, with a capital S”, and commences the feast like it’s no big deal while the non-muggleborns think WIFI is some sort of secret society.

stridering:

My friend just said “oh my god, Act 5 is long as fuck” and I said “Yeah, but the trolls are cool” and he looked at me weird and I realized HE WAS TALKING ABOUT HAMLET AND NOW THEY’RE ALL JUST STARING