What he says: how do u know when lesbian sex is over???
What he means: I’ve never given a woman an orgasm ever in my life
please watch this ad for a squirting dildo called Buster McNut
hello i wanna follow more blogs so pls reblog this post if you post any of these things
- Homestuck
- Dangan Ronpa/SDR2
- Free!
- Attack on Titan
- Madoka Magica
- Kill la Kill
- Kyoukai no Kanata
- Adventure Time
- Avas Demon
- MERMAIDS
- bad jokes
- feminism/social justice
- pretty things like nature and stuff??? yeah

“Gaming today is so life-like. It’s hard to distinguish what is reality and what isn’t.”
If you think about it, Harry is one of the most amazing characters in the entire series, and he’s never given enough credit (strange, isn’t it, given that the entire series is about him).
- He forgave Snape and Dumbledore. I don’t know how he found it in himself to do this, because both of them treated him like shit, and didn’t really deserve his forgiveness.
- His attitude towards Pettigrew is incredible. You never find Harry as furious with Pettigrew as you think he should be. You never find him thinking about him with hatred, although he fully deserves it. Harry despises Bellatrix. He knows the difference between someone like Bellatrix and someone like Peter.
- He tries to pull Peter’s metal hand away from his throat for god’s sake.This is the man that betrayed his parents and was now working for a wizard who wants to murder him.
- He uses ‘expelliarmus’ on a death eater trying to kill him because he didn’t want to knock him off his broom.
- He even manages to find some sympathy for Voldemort. Dumbledore himself is surprised by that.
- He returns the elder wand.
- He is the one who decides to go back for Malfoy when they’re stuck in the burning room of requirement.
- He feels sorry for Malfoy when he sees to what use he’s being put by Voldemort.
And yet he doesn’t come off as an insufferable do-gooder. Rowling makes him so real. He’s jealous of Cedric and of Dean, he has blow ups with Ron, he frequently behaves like a typical obstinate teenager, he laughs at Fred and George’s jokes, he finds Hermione exasperating at times. He is the perfect hero. Moral and ethical, but not so much so that he seems like something out of a Morality Play from Medieval times.
He’s human-a flawed one, but a good one, and that’s what brings him to life, and makes us feel so fond of him.
This is a recent occurrence.,Hollie F. Jackson had a litter of puppies and decided to use them as target practice. She let them bleed out in her front yard.
She calls it ‘taking care of business’ but the rest of us call it murder.
Please please get this attention. She needs to be put in prison.This is seriously so important and I wish people would care about this as much as I do.
If this doesn’t get attention, nothing is going to happen.
She murdered helpless, starving puppies for fun and posted it on fb like it was something to be proud of.Fuck that.
i’m going to find this person and use her as target practice
Does anyone know if this person is local to them? If so can you please call the cops? They are literally confessing to animal abuse.
This person can be charged with at least a year and a half to two years for each puppy mercilessly shot.
If anyone who sees this knows this person and their address, please do not post it online, but do report it to the local authorities so that she may be dealt with because this is the behaviour of a killer.
Someone who is willing to viciously kill innocent animals who are need of help without any remorse is a dangerous human being.
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Note to self, dont startle a vulture
i love how it says high doses of caffeine will cause the drinker to sense dead people as if that doesnt fall under the umbrella of ‘hallucination’ and is instead real
caffeine lets you see dead people, kids.
There’s Something About Us Under The Sheets - Ellie Goulding x Daft Punk
#yesallblackpeople because there’s a new story about a black person being killed by the police everyday and no laws have been created, yet a police officer killed a dog and a new law has been passed forcing police officers to learn how to react to dogs
Wow.
thisblogmayormaynotberunbysatan:
In the post you’re about to make, replace cis/white/hetero/male people with the Jews and if the result sounds like something that could be straight out of Mein Kampf, you should probably reconsider your social justice blogging habits.
bless this freaking post
straight out of mein kampf
if you see someone saying “black people’s lives matter” and your reaction is “everyone matters” “why not all people” unfollow me like there is no way people are genuinely this dense it is so easy to understand why those comments are completely inappropriate especially in the fucking context of current events what the fuck is wrong with you people
“The Last Airbender” Movie ThreadWait, so Shayamalama wasn’t the one ultimately to blame for ruining this movie? Reality has just been turned upside down.
What a twist!
So M Night was one of the very few people on the team who actually cared, but corporate executives fucked everything up to the point where he gave up?
That’s…actually really sad, especially since everyone blames HIM for the disaster.
oh dang