hey so when somebody gives you good news
don’t fucking do that thing where you’re like “well at least SOMEBODY’S happy :’) my life sucks”
that’s the cheapest and most selfish way of making the conversation about you that anybody has ever heard. sorry your life sucks, but jesus christ, have the decency in you to let somebody who’s happy BE happy without ruining that for them just so you can have a pity party.
note that what I just described is different from just sharing bad news in general
I’m talking about the people who deliberately derail an otherwise happy conversation to make it about how much you need to pity them
im glad we’re friends, so worth it all


Yeah so
Dried plum candy? Awful
sure sounds like…ume-de a mistake
Thank you
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there are people starving in the world and you’re complaining about salt chips?



nice try, but your argument is no good! im salty enough to be mad about MULTIPLE ISSUES AT ONCE AND YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT!

YOUR MOVE!
why so agro?
ALL THE SEA SALT CHIPS IVE BEEN FORCED TO EAT IN MY 23 YEARS HAS RAISED MY SALT LEVELS TO MAX
neko-terror replied to your post :the ONLY TIME salt flavoured chips are acceptable…
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yOU WANNA FIGHT MY DUDE?????
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the ONLY TIME salt flavoured chips are acceptable is when theres dip.
BECAUSE THEN I CAN MAKE THEM ENJOYABLE
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im having a chip party and youre invited. good chip flavours only!!!!!!
Yeah so
Dried plum candy? Awful
sure sounds like…ume-de a mistake
fuck now i really want doritos
the ONLY TIME salt flavoured chips are acceptable is when theres dip.
BECAUSE THEN I CAN MAKE THEM ENJOYABLE
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kyala-thegeek reblogged your post: SALT FLAVOURED CHIPS IS NOTHING FLAVOURED CHIPS…
ITS SALT FLAVOURED WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT???????
YEAH- SALT FLAVOURED NOTHING!!!!
GUESS WHATS RIGHT IN YE PANTRY AT ALL TIMES??? FUCKING SALT
SHAKE THAT IN YOUR MOUTH AND GET THE SAME EFFECT AS SALT FLAVOURED CHIPS
ERGO A BORING. ASS. TIME.
WHERES THE PIZAZZ??? WHERES THE ADVENTURE????
WHERES THE ACTUAL GOOD-TASTING SNACK EXPERIENCE????
GET A SALT LICK IF YOU LIKE SALT THAT MUCH
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dang it i just realized that while this has been on my patreon for 2 months, i never actually showed the tumblr fam my steven charm! i sold this (along with the other crystal gems) as stickers at brisnova
if theres interest, i might make actual charms out of these, or work on lapis and the other gems, but thats up to you guys!
SALT FLAVOURED CHIPS IS NOTHING FLAVOURED CHIPS AND YOURE JUST???? EATING THEM AND ENJOYING IT???? WHY DONT YOU JUST EAT A STRAIGHT POTATO ITD PROBABLY TASTE BETTER
its hard being the only interesting person in a sea salt/original flavour family…