"Americans may be factually aware that Lucy Liu is an American actress and Kate Winslet is British, but the tests indicated that Americans considered Liu as more foreign than Winslet."
homestuck is everywhere you can’t escape it. Betty Crocker baked goods? homestuck. buckets? homestuck. Zodiac symbols? nope, homestuck. apple juice? still homestuck. kid named John? yep, even that’s homestuck you piece of trash.
I needa Let’s Play or something where it’s just Ryan and Gavin because the conversations that will arise from it will be spoken about for years to come.
few things make me happier than thinking about teddy trying to explain to harry just how he fell into a secret relationship with the latter’s son who just happens to be approximately 6 or 7 years younger than him
also teddy’s hair changing colours when he’s embarassed
chell’s only co-workers have been homicidal robots and she’s about had it
The most beautiful crossover.
By the end of the second day you play as chell trying to find all those cowardly animatronics that are now all huddled in one of the closets, trying to get the fuck away from her.
Them:
I don't think kids should be exposed to gay relationships.
You:
Why not?
Them:
It's introducing children to sexuality! They're too young for that!
You:
So when a prince and princess kiss in a Disney movie, are they introduced to sexuality? When the prince and the princess get married and have a child, is that introducing your child to sexuality?
Them:
NO! But if they see a man and a man, or a woman and a woman together... they're going to start asking questions! Like how a man and a man can... you know, do anything together.
You:
You think the only thing people think when they see a gay couple is "I wonder how they have sex"? Furthermore, you think a CHILD is going to even know what that means? When the prince and the princess kiss, does your 4 year old daughter ask, "mommy, how do people have intercourse"? No. She just sees two people in love. If you remember when you were a kid, you probably didn't think about sex every time you saw two people happy together.
Them:
But it'll bring up all kinds of questions, it'll confuse my child!
You:
Then be a fucking parent and explain it to your child. The only question that might be brought up is "mom, why don't you want gay people to be happy?". And when you don't have a good answer for that question, you can look your child in the eye and say "It's because I'm a bigot".
