the gentlemen you meet on tinder
Just why keep going?
Like give it up Bruh
She don’t want you
Nobody wants youwow
This shit is so disturbinggg, like i felt uneasy reading that shit now i see what u girls go through
‘Meet the Generation of Incredible Native American Women Fighting to Preserve Their Culture’ via Marie Claire
Harry Potter au where Harry didn’t lose being a parsletongue and Albus buys a snake as a pet one year because snakes are cool and one day just walks in on Harry and the snake having a deep conversation
Albus is 17 and loses his virginity in his room and forgets the snake talks to his dad and when Harry gets home the snake is all like OH MY GOSH YOU’D NEVER GUESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS WHAT HAPPENED
the names of homestuck songs are so beautiful you get ones like
- Savior of the Waking World
- Phantasmagoric Waltz
- Cathedral of the End
- At the Price of Oblivion
- Everything is Something to Somebody
- Clockwork Sorrow
- Eternity Served Cold
but then you also have
- Ohgodwhat
- Heir Conditioning
- Nic Cage Song
- Omelette Sandwich
- Squiddles Happytime Fun Go!
- Pumpkin Party in Sea Hitler’s Water Apocalypse
don’t blame it on the sunshine
don’t blame it on the moonlight
don’t blame it on the good times
blame it on tony abbott
‘what does steak taste like?’
edgar i dont think curtis wants to remember the last time he had steak i mean how do you think he ate all those delicious babies
FUCK YOU CURTIS WHY DONT YOU JUST EAT A BAG OF DICKS
9.2.14
PROTECT JESSICA WILLIAMS AT ALL COSTS.
9.2.14
PROTECT JESSICA WILLIAMS AT ALL COSTS.
What the hell did I just watch?
It’s me pretending to be a video game character what is wrong with you it’s pretty straight-forward
Wow this is really accurate right down to the breathing.
I’ve never hit reblog so fast in my life.
“Guardians of the Galaxy was such a fantastic movie!”
“There were a lot of issues with GotG that should be addressed and Marvel should work on improving with future movies.”
PSA:
Some people have sex and that’s okay
Some people don’t have sex and that’s also okay
but what’s NOT okay is putting fucking ketchup in your god damn mac and cheese