oh shit i cant find my phone
and i remember putting it on silent earlier today
i just searched the house and finally gave up, and was planning to go back to the restaurant tomorrow to ask for it
and i moved a pillow to sleep and
there it was
oh shit i cant find my phone
and i remember putting it on silent earlier today
*how do people keep finding that w.i.t.c.h. post..*

logic at its finest
This is stupid though ‘cuz she’s headed for the door. He’s going further into the elevator. Even if the door isn’t open, there’s still a bit of a ledge near the door that you could stand on while bracing yourself against the railing. Once the door opens, you’d be in a good spot to exit via the door as well. What she’s going for is smarter than what he’s doing.
Also she clings to the rail, he throws his hands up. If he were to fall, he’d have nothing to hang on to, she’d at least be able to hold herself up by the rail
BOOM goes the dynamite
I think the real lesson is: just because you don’t understand how this woman thinks doesn’t mean she’s stupid

“There’s the three “men of Middle Eastern appearance” who were detained by police at a football match because someone thought the way they were checking their phones was “suspicious”.
There’s the Muslim guy who was detained by the cops for filming in the Melbourne CBD (read his account over the The Drum if you read nothing else; it’s mildly terrifying).
There’s that mosque in far north Queensland that was vandalised, that mosque in Brisbane that was vandalised, those Muslim ladies in Queensland being told to “fuck off back to your own country” and having coffee thrown on them, and that carload of white guys on the Gold Coast who threatened to behead a brown person in the street because they thought he was Muslim (seriously, Queensland, you are not covering yourself in glory on this one).
There’s the guy who walked into an Islamic school in Sydney armed with a knife, forcing children to be locked inside their classrooms and hide under their desks.
There’s the spat-upon mum, the kicked baby’s pram, the vandalised car and the pig’s head on a spike — the pig’s head on a spike — that have been reported in WA. There’s the rape and death threats being made against Muslim women, and the indifference it’s been met with.”
“Nearly 7 weeks after Michael Brown shooting, Ferguson police chief apologizes to family through PR video.”
Too little to late, Chief Jackson. We don’t want your apology— we want your resignation! Prayers and peace, as always, to the family of Mike Brown, however. I’m sure these empty words from the folks who took your child’s life aren’t much of a balm, but know that there are so many people out there with genuine empathy and sorrow for your loss. #staywoke #farfromover
HAPPENING NOW (9.26.14): And in an instance, mayhem. The police attacked protesters without warning or clear provocation, mind you, WHILE the police chief was out chatting/marching with them. More to come tonight. Stay woke. #farfromover (PT I)
more witches & minions!!

No, no and no. REBLOG this please, this shouldn’t be allowed and we need to spread the word to everybody about this injustice!
The actual news article: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2726219/Yasmin-Thomas-victim-disgusted-walked-free.html
I’m a feminist, and I agree that this is not right. Yasmin Thomas should receive more time for her actions. I really just want to punch that smug grin off her face!
This might be an issue of classism, though. It appears as if she’s loaded with money, and might be using her wealth in order to get away with her abusive behaviour.
Anyway, here’s to hoping that Ronnie Lee gets better soon.
I feel like this is a case of the patriarchy backfiring because part of misogyny is infantilizing women by assuming they are too weak to do any harm, and that if a woman hits you and you are hurt then you’re “”“”not a real man”“”“”.
-Jin
The patriarchy hates and hurts men too - and it is absolutely the PATRIARCHY that’s responsible.
I may be a feminist, but this is when you need justice right now. 17 fucking assault convictions and you don’t give her time because she’s a woman?! HELL FUCKING NO! Even MEN are fucking victims from women abusing them and doing just THIS to them!
we have a few ideas.