JOHN NEEDS TO ZAP BACK TO THE FUCKING BEGINNING OF THE COMIC AND PUNCH HIS PAST SELF FOR DECIDING TO PLAY THIS FUCKING GAME

crwnly:

‘I’M NO HERO' THIONK AGAIN ASSHOEL

anarchiccorrosivity:

ectotechgodhead:

MAYBE KARKATS QUEST BED IS IN THE LAVA

AND MAYBE KANAYAS QUEST BED WAS IN THE GIANT FUCKING DEATH LASER

kulekrizpy:

ollivander:

WHERE
IS
DIRK

HE’S STILL HOURS AWAY FROM PLANET FLYING BACK AS FAST AS HE CAN

HE’S PROLLY SEEING EVERYTHING EXPLODE RIGHT NOW AND MOST OF HIS FRIENDS ARE DEAD

egberts:

advice for every homestuck who hasn’t seen the update yet: don’t. save yourself now and quit homestuck. just stop. get out of here while you still can.

playbunny:

i love how when the flash started we were all probably like “ahaha this is gonna be funn—OH NO….”

tbh i feel like this is gonna be john, all victorious about beating up this douchebag and he’ll appear amongst the wreckage and

GROUP HUG FOR THE ENTIRE HOMESTUCK FANDOM

[S] GAME OVER.

*ungodly screeching sounds* D8

wHAT THE FUCK WHAT TUEH FUCKS WHAT 

EVERYHTINGS IS HAPPENING TO FAST

MY HOUSEMATES ARE REALLY OCNFUSEDs

candyredterezii:

EVERYOEN JOKEDS AROUND HOW LIKE HUSSIE WOULD KILL EVERYONE AT THE END OF HOEMSTUCK

LIKE HAHA WHAT IF HUSSIE JUST FUICKING KILLED OFF EVERYONE

HA FUCKING HA

EVERYONE JOKED ABOUT HOMESTUCK ANIME

LOOK WHAT HAPPENED

HAPPY FUCKING UN-GIGAPAUSE

WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK

davescape:

what a great update kanaya finally killed gamzee and the lalondes met and john beat up caliborn and nothing else happened at all ever