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by 洋一
WHO SAID THIS WAS OKAY
Look at the third picture…her other hand has another thread…
5 pictures = 1 blubbering guy
NO
it started cute and ended with gross sobbing
It’s back and still heartbreaking.
it occurs to me that i very rarely draw shippy art but the one time i did it was karezi, a ship i dont even really ship
thats amusing
Asexual Tony Stark.
Asexual Tony Stark who started to have sex because it was expected of him.
Asexual Tony Stark who has sex because it was the only way he could have intimacy with another person without having to open up to them emotionally.
Asexual Tony Stark who hides his feelings of being broken behind a playboy persona.
Asexual Tony Stark who has a reputation he feels he needs to keep up.
Asexual Tony Stark (and the rest of the Avengers) who accompany Steve to a pride parade (in Tony’s opinion Steve looks adorable in pink, purple, and blue) when suddenly he comes across a small group of people with gray triangles on their shirts trying to pass out flyers, trying being the key word because everybody is avoiding them like the plague. So he gets closer (inconspicuously of couse) and finds out they’re Asexual and they don’t feel sexual attraction.
Asexual Tony Stark who suddenly has his whole world flipped upside down.
Asexual Tony Stark who charges up to the kids and demands to be told more about this ‘asexuality’ and at first they think Tony’s just being one of those assholes who don’t believe asexuality exists but they soon recognize the look of dawning understanding on his face and start in on their spiel. And after an hour of looking for Tony the other Avengers finally find him decked out in black, gray, purple, and white; talking animatedly with similarly clad people while stuffing his face with cake.
Asexual Tony Stark who is very proud about his sexuality and works very hard to bring it the visibility it deserves despite the hundreds of people trying to identity police him because he’s had so much sex in the past.
Asexual Tony Stark.
this update was a lot more violent and “HOLY SHIT” than cascade or even fucking eternity served cold because both of those had their timing. both of those had breathing space. they had space between events to think.
this update was like being in a car accelerating to 150 mph and spinning out of control and narrowly avoiding hitting a semitruck full of lava and everything is on fire and youre in hell
FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT ARADIA IS NOT GOING TO BE HAPPY ABOUT THIS
DESPITE HER FASCINATION WITH DESTRUCTION AND DEATH FANGIRLISHNESS, SHE’S NOT A SOCIOPATH
SHE LOVES HER FRIENDS AND I WILL NOT HEAR YOU SAYING SHE’S GOING TO BE HAPPY WITH WHAT HAPPENED
I was talking to someone earlier and he brought up a very very very interesting theory to this whole update, actually.
He said that maybe what Caliborn is reaching for his mouse for is a do-over, if possible. The mouse had an MSPA logo on it, and that could mean anything really. Maybe he could start a do-over, because of how badly he got his ass whooped. Because I mean, that’s a look of a guy who’s never been that badly beat before, I’m sure a character such as him self would love to re-do that until he gets it right. So maybe things will reset and stuff will be different?
Just something to think about, I guess. Seems really interesting, as well as a small beacon of hope.
my year 8 students had to do a budgeting activity pretending they were living out of home on $2000 a month and I find this written on there help I can’t fucking breathe
We had to do this and I was partnered with a boy whose parents are a scientist and a doctor. My family spawned the book: Top Drawer Villain - autobiography of a London criminal.
First of all, we had to choose where we would shop. He wanted to buy from Booths. “We are not buying from Booths,“ I snapped. ”Get on Asda’s website right now.“ His face froze.
“A-Asda?” he whispered. “But that’s where… The Lower Classes shop.”
This was a good start.
We then had to decide on a menu. We started on breakfast. “Toast,” he said.
“Toast,“ I said. ”Great. Look, Asda has its own wholemeal—”
“Warburton’s thick-slice white bread. Nothing else. With olive oil.”
“You WHAT?“ I choked. ”You have olive oil, on your toast, in the morning?”
He frowned. “Who doesn’t?”
“Okay,“ I said, ”but what will the children eat?”
He gaped at me. “The children? We have children?”
We continued. All was well until it came to what we would have on our sandwiches. We even sorted out the children’s lunch - they, of course, would get free school meals. “Yes,“ he agreed; ”if we can’t even afford Bertolli then they can get school meals on the government.”
He asked what dressing we should have on our ham. “Nuh-uh,“ I said. ”Can’t have ham. I’m vegetarian.”
“But I’m not.”
“Yes, but we’re married and we can only afford one sandwich filler so it has to be vege—”
“We’re married!?”
“Of course we’re married! You’re devout Christian - how do you think I convinced you to have children?”
He shook his head, frowning. “Well I want ham. You’ll have to put back the washing powder - I need ham on my sandwiches.”
We continued. Finally, it was dinner. “Okay,“ he said, clearly thinking hard; ”for dinner, we can have… Chicken nuggets and… Beans?”
“Vegetarian.”
“Vegetarian nuggets then. And beans.”
“We need vegetables. The children have to have a balanced diet.”
“You and your children!“ he yelled, and the whole class looked around.
“They’re your children too!” I screamed back.
He leapt to his feet, shaking his head and looking distraught. “I don’t believe it - I don’t believe you! I wouldn’t have your children!”
“Please,“ I cried, standing up also. ”Don’t—”
“I want a divorce!”
And he walked out of the classroom.
The teacher stood up and stared between me and the door through which he had vanished. “I’m sorry,“ I whispered, ”but we couldn’t do it any more. There were just too many differences - I can’t live with someone who thinks champagne is a budget.”
I can’t wait to see this guy when he gets to university.
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haha i lost a follower presumably because im homestuck trash
but then
a homestuck followed me and made up for it
So, couple of options:
- Dreambubble party time
- Doomed timeline
- John canon-porting and preventing it all.
Basically, things’ll be fine.
JOHN EGBERT IS STILL ALIVE
ROSE AND ROXY LALONDE ARE STILL ALIVE
AND MOST IMPORTANTLY
Aradia. Megido. Motherfucking Maid of Time. is still alive
just know this even as you cry into your beddon’t forget dirk. he’s still a-okay too
