How in the world can people have such beautiful hair and it not look like it is dying?! I WANT TO KNOW THEIR SECRETS! So gorgeous. :3 And the styles.
Hair porn, guys. This is it.
SIT Y’ALLS MOTHERFUDGING ASSES DOWN BECAUSE I’M GETTIN ANGRY.
DYE DOES NOT KILL YOUR HAIR. I DON’T KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I CAN TELL PEOPLE THIS. BLEACH. BLEACH KILLS YOUR HAIR.
with that being said, it’s relatively easy to repair your hair. DO YOU KNOW HOW EASY?! WELL IMMA TELL YOU.
BUY ALMOST ANY GODDAMN CONDITIONER. 3 MINUTE DEEP CONDITIONERS WORK BEST BUT STILL. 3 DOLLAR WALMART STUFF WILL DO YOU A WHOLE FRACKING WORLD OF GOOD. YOU SLATHER YOUR HEAD IN THAT SHIT AND LEAVE IT ON FOR A HALF HOUR. TADA MOTHERFUCKER. TA-FUCKING-DA. YOUR HAIR IS GONNA FEEL SO MUCH BETTER.
YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE WORKS? NOT WASHING YOUR GODDAMN HAIR EVERY DAY LIKE A LUNATIC. THAT’S BAD FOR YOUR HAIR. AFTER BLEACHING YOU SHOULD WAIT TO WASH IT FOR AS LONG AS YOU CAN STAND. DO YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE THE NATURAL OILS REPAIR HAIR BETTER THAN ANYTHING YOU CAN BUY AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? IT’S FUCKING FREEEEEEEEEEEE.
NOW, THE THIRD WAY TO MAKE YOUR GOD DAMN GLORIOUS HAIR LOOK NICE AFTER BLEACHING IS TO TRIM OFF THE MOTHERFUDGIN’ DEAD ENDS. YOU SHOULD ALWAYS CLIP DEAD ENDS ANYWAYS.
THE DYE DOESN’T DAMAGE YOUR HAIR. IN FACT, IT CONDITIONS A LITTLE BIT. ESPECIALLY VEGETABLE BASED DYES LIKE MANIC PANIC AND STUFF. BASICALLY ALL THE FUN COLORS. PLEASE STOP TELLING PEOPLE WITH DYED HAIR THAT IT’S GONNA TURN TO SHIT. WE KNOW. WE ALSO KNOW HOW TO AVOID IT BECAUSE WE’RE NOT AS IGNORANT AS YOU WERE AT THE BEGINNING OF THIS POST.
NOW YOU MIGHT ALSO BE THINKING “FINE BUT THIS BITCH DON’T KNOW SHIT”
WRONG MOTHERFUCKER. I FINISHED ALL MY APPRENTICE HOURS TO BECOME A HAIRDRESSER BEFORE QUITTING. MY HAIR HAS BEEN EVER COLOR OF THE FUCKING RAINBOW AND THEN SOME. PERSONAL EXPERIENCE MY FRIEND. MY HAIR IS STILL SOFTER THAN A FUCKING KITTEN.
LASTLY, EVEN BLEACH ISN’T THAT BAD IF DONE PROPERLY. ALTHOUGH I DO NOT RECOMMEND IT, YOU CAN BLEACH YOUR HAIR TWICE IN ONE DAY (PROPERLY) AND STILL BE RELATIVELY OKAY. DON’T BE STUPID, PLEASE TALK TO YOUR HAIRDRESSERS BEFORE TRYING ANYTHING ON YOUR OWN. DRAGON OUT.
i may or may not have gotten angry
OMG BLESS YOU
THANK YOU!
I HAD MY HAIR BRIGHT-FUCKING-RED FOR A WHILE, AND I GOT CONSTANT REMARKS ABOUT HOW THE COLOR WILL MAKE MY HAIR SHITTY.
STRANGERS NEED TO CALM THE FUCK DOWN AND EDUCATE THEIR ASSES!
I DON’T EVEN FUCKING USE SHAMPOO - JUST A DOCTORED UP CONDITIONER! LIKE THE BADASS UP THERE SAID, LEAVING CONDITIONER IN YOUR HAIR MAKES IT SO DAMN SOFT ITS RIDICULOUS.
SHAMPOO ALSO THROWS THE PH OF YOUR HAIR OFF! YOUR SCALP IS SUPPOSED TO BE MILDLY ACIDIC, AND THOSE DETERGENTS STRIP OFF THE REPAIRING OILS *AND* MAKES IT BASIC!
YOU DON’T WANT BASIC-ASS HAIR!
SO I TOSS A FEW TABLESPOONS OF LEMON JUICE INTO MY CONDITIONER BOTTLE, SHAKE IT UP, SLATHER SOME ON MY HEAD, WASH THE REST OF MY GORGEOUS BODY WHILE THAT SHIT SOAKS IN, THEN RINSE LIKE A BOSS.
WORRIED ABOUT NOT BEING ‘CLEAN?’ FORGET IT! CONDITIONER + LEMON JUICE WORKS JUST AS WELL, LIFTING DIRT AND SWEATY SKIN CELLS OUT OF YOUR GLORIOUS MANE.
NO NEED FOR EXPENSIVE SHAMPOOS OR SALON CONDITIONER - THE 3-DOLLAR ‘SUAVE’ OR WHATEVER GENERIC-ASS CONDITIONER YOU WANT WILL WORK JUST AS WELL! (actually, the cheaper the better - cheap conditioners tend not to have silicones added, which weighs your hair down, and needs strong detergents to strip out, continuing the cycle of expensive products.)
SO YEAH! CANDY COLORED DYE + CHEAP CONDITIONER + LEMON JUICE - SHAMPOO = GLORIOUS, PUPPY-SOFT HAIR AND LESS DANDRUFF FROM AN UNHAPPY SCALP!
*I also add two drops of mint and rosemary essential oils to my shampoo, along with the lemon juice. Those oils repel ticks/fleas/lice AND smell magical together*
This is important, alright? It might not seem like it but seriously. It is.
Naruto technically doesn’t NEED the kage bunshin. Even if he sometimes uses it to play cards and shit; Naruto has friends now. He isn’t the loser who was outcast by everyone. He is basically the saviour of like, the entire shinobi world. Strangers, past enemies and teammates all look up to him and care about him. He has a lot of really good friends now.
But he’s still lonely. And you can tell that Sasuke struck a nerve because of Naruto’s reaction. If it wasn’t true he’d laugh it off or grin or say “naaah I’ve got everyone in Konoha waiting for me after this”
So why is he still lonely? Because Sasuke isn’t there.
That’s it, that’s all. Naruto needs Sasuke in his life, by his side, now and forever. Enough so that he said he would kill Sasuke and then DIE so Sasuke wouldn’t be alone in the after life. And remember when he found out Sakura was on her way to kill Sasuke and he like, fucking had a panic attack and passed out in the snow?
Naruto won’t be really and truly happy until Sasuke is back in his life.
Okay, if you don’t think that this is love, or like something that even transcends love to some higher plane of emotion you can just get the hell outta my face right now.
Naruto self-identifies with Sasuke too much to truly be able to be happy without him. Watching Sasuke is like watching his own bad ending looming ahead and… And while Naruto has lots of friends now, the only one he feels he can actually talk to… the only one who actually understands him that he doesn’t have to wear a happy mask for… is Sasuke. So of course he’s lonely without Sasuke. Sasuke understands him on a level a very few other people can. And Sasuke is someone he doesn’t have to pretend to be happy for, because he always sees through him.
Hey guys, my friends have been super hard at work with this animation over the past year and I would appreciate it immensely if you could watch and share it around. I also did some vector work for this and it’s a really kickass music video to the song Ghost by Mystery Skulls, check it out!
LISTEN
Using my Tumblr as a Tumblr for a second.
Shit’s hella dope n’ been on repeat for the past two days.
Alright folks, let’s talk about helping people in wheelchairs.
First off, let me start by saying I know that the people who want to help have good intentions. Many people don’t want to help at all; in fact, they’ll go out of their way to not help. So, thank you.
However, oftentimes, good intentions can lead to bad results. I don’t know how many times I’ve gone through a conversation like the one above. (Obviously, the one above is exaggerated but I digress.)
In fact, let me tell you what inspired this comic. I was wheeling towards a door in my residence hall yesterday (a door that I had opened multiple times) when a person raced up and asked if I needed help opening it. When I declined, they said, “Let me help.” I tried to decline again but by that time they had opened the door. So I thanked them and entered, only to have them race past me and open the next door. Again, I thanked them and told them that I didn’t need help. I turned the handle of the third door and they abruptly pushed it open, pulling my arm in the process. I thanked them through gritted teeth and they grinned, pleased that they had helped someone.
It’s one thing to offer help. It’s another to insist that you help, especially if the person in the wheelchair declines.
One, frequently asking (or downright insisting!) is going to make the person in the wheelchair uncomfortable and annoyed. Secondly, you might unintentionally end up injuring said person or otherwise inconveniencing them.
“But I want to help!”
I know you do. And that’s great.
But do me a favor and follow these two rules:
1. Wait until the person in the wheelchair asks you for help.
However, if you don’t want to wait and insist on asking them:
2. If you do ask a person in a wheelchair if they need help and they decline your help, DON’T HELP.
It’s that simple!
-marauders4evr
This post is perfect. Abled allies, listen and learn. Disabled people know ourselves and our abilities and impairments. If we need help and feel comfortable, we’ll accept. If we don’t, we won’t. What you should do if we decline your help is accept our “no” and go on with your day.
