I HAVEN’T SEEN THIS SCENE POSTED IN VID FORMAT YET SO
you’re not worth killing tbh
Haha oh god
If you’ve watched this clip, you can hear how uncomfortable the audience is throughout many points Ansari makes, and it’s so cool how he keeps plowing through. It’s really great stuff.

This is beautiful. XD
I’m guessing the brat’s mother tried chewing into them afterwards, too. Control your fucking children. Getting a cart to the ankle fucking hurts.
And to the people who say that the person should have spoken to the kid’s mom, watch the beginning of the gif. They did. The mother didn’t do shit.
It actually looks like the mother turns her son to do it again
this angers me to no fucking end
Don’t forget that
- The Mexican government, police, and drug cartels are intensely interwoven and supported by the USA
- USA is the biggest consumer of drugs produced by the narcos
- USA has sold and given weapons to the narcos
- Israeli military has trained several police departments in Mexico
- The Mexican government has bought drones from Elbit
So when you see all these posts in your dash about Mexico, don’t let the media sensationalism convince you that my home country corrupted itself. The Mexican government has killed and continues to kill its people, but blood is also on the hands of Israel and the USA.
go wind it back up yourself you fucking baby
those minigames in five nights at freddys 2 are so creepy
and fucking awesome i love em
Hey, everyone! Christmas is coming up soon and I wanted to do something special for you guys, so I’m doing a Potter themed giveaway! As some of you know, I work in Diagon Alley and I love all things Potter, so I want to share that love with you guys for the holidays! :)
RULES
- You do not have to be following me
- 1 like and 1 reblog only. Reblogging multiple times will not make your chances better, it just changes your entry number
- You must like and/or reblog before 9pm EST on December 10th. That is the date when I will pick the winner and the runner ups.
- You must be okay with giving someone on the internet your address
- If the winner does not reply within 24 hours, someone else will be contacted
- There will be one winner and two runner ups. I will be using random.org to choose all winners.
WINNER WILL RECEIVE
- A Hogwarts House tie or scarf
- A Hogwarts House notebook
- A feather quill
- A souvenir wand of their favorite witch/wizard
RUNNER UPS WILL RECEIVE
- A Hogwarts House notebook
- A feather quill
Good luck everyone!!