dialupmodem:

slumbermancer:

fruitsoftheweb:

Damage prediction on pears during transportation.

bad and naughty children get put in The Pear Wiggler to atone for their crimes

what the fuck is that comment

everytime i see this fucking post on my dash i laugh and go do something else but then i come back to this tab and here the Pear Wiggler is, wiggling in my face and i laugh until i get distracted again HELP I AM STUCK IN AN ENDLESS LOOP

socialjusticekoolaid:

No Justice, No Peace (11/14/14): It’s been an explosive day in “Darren Wilson” news. Most info we’ve gotten about him so far, to be honest. Here’s what you need to be caught up:

• Report: New Mike Brown shooting radio calls reveal short and fatal encounter (Additional)
• Video surfaces of WIlson harassing then arresting someone for filiming him
• Chief: Ferguson Officer Darren Wilson ‘immediately’ returns if cleared in Michael Brown’s death

You read that right: Wilson will immediately return to duty at the Ferguson PD if/when he is not indicted. #staywoke #farfromover

lesbo-loser:

oh im a jellyfish,  imma sting ya, imma sting ya 

docmuerte:

Eye of the Beholder

I’ve never found myself pretty so I made a quick comic that might help others with the same feelings

littleconan:

That’s it. That’s FNaF2.

yes this is based off this vine

weloveshortvideos:

It Takes Forever For Tall Ppl To Fall

francsforthememories:

autumninfall:

daaammitjim:

thewellofastarael:

mollyinthespidersweb:

aintnobodygottime4datshit:

typeoneprincess:

nekokunchansan:

sensorium139:

littlexsweetxthing:

Who wants to play a game called Spot the Asshole?

I’d reblog this on my other blog but people need to learn about this if they work in fast food and I have a lot of followers on my main blog.

DON’T FUCKING DO THIS, YOU CAN KILL SOMEONE WITH THIS. 

seriously though, i’ve heard stories of people giving “skinny” people regular soda instead of diet… newsflash: high blood sugars make you lose weight. a skinny persom that asks for diet soda could very well be diabetic… and then if you give them regular soda, you could cause some serious damage, even comas or death. i don’t care how you feel towards a customer, GIVE THEM THE DRINK THEY ASKED FOR.

There is a coffee place near my home and they happens to serve sugar-free hot chocolate being a type one diabetic this is great because it has about half the amount of carbs. This one time I ordered it the employee rolled his eyes at me. When I got my drink I thought it tasted differently but I was with friends and wasn’t paying a ton of attention. Later my blood sugar was in the high 400s and we had no idea why, everything was in order. I had to stay up all night to get my blood sugars under control.  I thought of the employee might have something to do with it. The next day I went back and the same guy was working, my mom confronted him and the manager and the guy admitted that he had given me a regular hot coco and had even put extra sugar in it. He tried to justify his actions because ” how was he supposed to know I was diabetic” and ”I thought just thought she was some chick trying to lose weight that she didn’t need to lose” He lost his job and I never went back there.  But it put be in danger and if I hadn’t caught the high when I did I could of ended up in the hospital.

Something like that hot cocoa thing is ridiculously dangerous. With soda the taste is such a drastic difference that while it is still dangerous you have a much better chance of immediately realizing something is wrong.

For the record, this applies to coffee too. If someone asks for decaf YOU GIVE THEM DECAF! You never know why they asked for decaf. Maybe they need to wake up early for work? Or much more importantly - maybe they have a heart problem or some other condition where they can’t have caffeine. Giving out regular instead of decaf could do serious damage.
DONT DO IT!
** disclaimer from a former coffee server at a casino who had to give this lecture out many times at work..

^^^^^^^^ I’m supposed to stay away from caffeine because I have ADHD, but I know people who have to stay away from it for more serious reasons.

This post applies across the food board too - my sister’s boyfriend’s brother has Celiac disease and they have to tell food servers that he’s allergic to gluten. They’re afraid that if they don’t, he’ll get pegged as just another foodie following a fad, and not bother with the restriction.

I’m really scared of people giving me caffeinated when I ask for decaf bc it sets off my chronic pain, I’ll be incoherent for a good couple of days if I have a bad one… Also people with anaphylaxis etc

Do you know how many times assholes have lied about peanuts in things to me? (I’m really really allergic)

I have heard so many stories of assholes giving people full-fat/regular milk instead of soy milk when people order it because they think they’re being funny and then the customer turns out to be really lactose intolerant and spends the rest of the day feeling really sick because that asshole thought they’d get a good laugh out of giving someone something that they didn’t order.

tunafax:

yes

tinyredbird:

mygirlynails:

How to: Gradient and stripes.

SCREAMS HAPPILY