I wore a sexyish costume on Halloween and this guy on the street ran up to me and made like he was jacking off and making obscene sounds at me and I was horrified so I changed into my silly banana costume and a man came up to me and said he wanted to stick his banana in me so moral of the story is that it doesn’t matter what you wear, men will always ruin everything
You know what I find unattractive? Narcissism, fishing for compliments, refusing to believe that someone finds you unattractive, and feeling the need to throw someone’s hobby in like it’s an insult
Is that a fucking bear??? I never really believed bears could run fast. Jesus Christmas.
Holy shit, its like terminator bear
Fun fact, a sprinting bear can run as fast as a galloping horse. Now if they replaced all the horses in the Kentucky Derby with bears, things would get a lot more interesting.
“In round two of Dave’s strife, he tries to escape from the relentless puppet pummeling, but bro slashes the ABSCOND command, just like he sliced all the other battle commands in round one. The message is clear. Dave can’t escape until he has been dealt the requisite daily helping of domestic abuse, wait I mean ninja training. What did I say there? Nothing. It was nothing. Homestuck is a lighthearted and funny cartoon dealing in highly abstract and stylized household situations, and nothing about it shall evoke the gritty realities experienced every day by real life victims of abuse. Now let’s watch this 30-something year old man pound the daylights out of his adopted 13 year old brother and biological son.”
do you think they dyed and styled their hair like that because they fucking love their eeveelutions so much or since its anime were they born with hair like that and chose their evveelutions based on the destiny their hair fortold
i think they chose both to match their excellent pants
I wish my friends would take random pictures of me when we hang out because I’m an arrogant prick and I want more pictures of myself that aren’t selfies.
do you ever think about how super fucked up danny phantom is
a 14-year-old boy fucking dies in a tragic lab accident, but the accident happens halfway into an alternate dimension, so he is both killed (in one dimension) and not killed (in the other). danny is literally schrodinger’s boy — both dead and alive. he’s a living corpse possessed by his own ghost.
straight people who think they can use the word ‘faggot’ are probably the same people who don’t know ‘cracker’ doesn’t refer to the food but to the act of cracking a whip
Smoking with my cousin & her kitten Toby is the cutest lil thing ever😽💨💕
Do not fucking blow smoke anywhere near a pet. What is the matter with you?
It’s not animal abuse u ignorant shit. My cats give consent when they crawl in my lap when I’m smoking and poke the bowl with their nose. My cats, my choices, fuck off.
oh hey look another scumbag that thinks it’s funny to get their cats “high”!
marijuana is toxic to cats but who cares right i mean it makes a cool photo and it totally fits in with that ‘hippy trash’ vibe!!
Pot causes depression and disorientation in animals who cannot consent to this experience (except when they climb on your lap of course, because that totally means they are saying yes to putting poisons in their body for no fucking reason other than a hipster photograph). i mean, my dog whines and begs for me to feed him chocolate so i guess he’s giving consent and i should let him down a whole bar, who am i to deny him killing himself on poisons i am so ~~~earthy~~~ it’s all chill brooooo
If your cat begins to have seizures, develops a lung problem, drools and howls uncontrollably or exhibits any other number of signs associated with toxin ingestion/inhalation, then I probably wouldn’t worry too much when you take him to the vet (assuming you care enough to do so). I’m sure your veterinarian thinks it’s a-ok to deliberately cause your baby cat to breathe in toxic fumes because that’s all the rage now right?
Seriously fuck you. skylordd is right, you’re a fucking animal abuser and i seriously hope to god your cousin has her cat taken off of her if she allows you to harm her animal.
