Okay, first? Pay off all your debts. Take out a small loan and pay it off right away.
Buy several hundred vacant houses. Schedule repairs for said houses with reputable contractors and make sizable down payments in advance. Get everything in writing and hang onto those deeds.
Buy a large open parcel of land that is being auctioned for development. And when I say large, I mean LARGE.
Sink millions into paying off people’s Kickstarters / college loans / medical bills / mortgages, and give generously charity organizations. That alone will carry off a lot of money.
Once you’ve got things down to a reasonable level, say $1m, buy yourself a house, furnishings, appliances, and a dependable car. Pay everything off so that you own it free and clear. Purchase about $200k worth of something easy to liquidate (i.e. gold, gems, bonds, stocks). Put the rest onto prepaid credit cards and wait for Monday to roll around.
NOW THE FUN BEGINS.
You now have commendable credit and a shining public reputation.
Fix up and flip those houses, sell them for fair market value or below to families who need them, or create non-profit homeless shelters. (After all, it’s not like you need to “make” money, this is all running on the proceeds from the property sales.)
Sell the parcel of land to developers, or donate it to public works as a park or open space. Have them name it after you.
Retire to your fully furnished home. Liquidate your extra assets, or leave them to appreciate in value for a later date. Make Christmas epic with those gift cards. Keep the extra money in the bank and keep your day job.
And don’t worry about taxes when return time rolls around, because you’ll be able to write off several millions’ worth of charitable donations.
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Keeping this for future reference, you know, just in case.
so if in the soulmate au the very first words your soulmate ever says to you are tattooed somewhere on your body since the day you are born imagine having something like ‘man I cant believe dumbledore died’ tattooed on you. imagine being spoiled for a book series that doesnt even exist yet. imagine worrying about this dumbledore guy your whole childhood while not knowing who he is. imagine knowing dumbledore dies before jk rowling even thinks about it.
people are mad that markiplier basically said “no one should be hitting anyone and self defense against someone who has hurt you is okay regardless of gender” like
that is literally the opposite of sexist so i’m just really confused
Another Aboriginal man has died in police custody in Casuarina Prison in Perth overnight. The Department of Corrective Services issued a statement earlier today confirming the death. Read more here. This is the second Aboriginal death in custody in 3 months. I’m tired of seeing my people treated like animals. This has got to stop! Black lives matter!!!
It’s what I’ve been trying to say, people speak to you about ferguson about Brazil about Ukraine but venezuela is also going through a harsh dictatorship, young students are been murdered by the military authorities and police, the media has shut down all of this and tumbrl hasn’t been of much help everytime there is a post about venezuela it gets so little notes like it’s not important and it’s been going on for the longest time , everyday we go through violence, there’s murders and Robbery on the streets at every turn, robberies murders and rape INSIDE college walls. People can’t study the career the want for their future because you have to pick “the safest college” and that’s the one where you’ll just get mugged and not raped or murdered, there’s no food in the supermarkets and we have daily light and water rationing everyday the front page of ALL the news papers are MURDERS or RAPE or MINOR ABUSE but nobody tells you about us, and if you think we’re not important, FUCK YOU Sorry if you find the tagging disrespectful, but it’s the only way this will be heard, I’m tired of my country’s situation being ignored
Please my followers, reblog this PLEASE
this is my country, we have the highest inflation in the world(nearly 100%) the lowest currency in the world (27$ of minimum wage) and they DARE to still call this system ”socialism” of course media doesn’t know abut this because they won’t let any *~*~Imperialist~*~* news reports to enter the country, i had to leave because i couldn’t study there, my famil is still there struggling to buy food because THE MARKETS ARE EMPTY, I’m TIRED of this happening and not being noticed, a lot of students went to jail during protests and they’re still there, Leopoldo Lopez is still in jail for no logical reason, they killed a lot of our friends, MY friends in the country are TOO SCARED TO GO OUT AT 8 PM BECAUSE THEY COULD GET ROBBED, KILLED OR RAPED, SPREAD THIS POST SO PEOPLE NOTICE
venezuela? a dictatorship!? hahaha holy FUCK
We are also going under rules in the supermarket, we are not allowed to get more than 2 or 3 wraps of toilet paper, soap, shampoo, tuna, mayonnaise, coffee, etc. People is fighting each other with knifes, guns, whatever just to get FOOD TO THEIR KIDS. TO THEIR FAMILY. There are no diapers, babies are literally shitting themselves. My grandmother is sewing diapers to one of my little cousins just because we cannot find diapers anywhere. There are shoots everywhere, you cannot be out of your house before 6pm because you may get killed or kidnapped or raped. It’s sad, it pisses me off how we don’t get the same attention Ferguson, Ukrain, and others are getting. We are going through horrifying issues right now. VENEZUELA IS UNDER THE POWER OF MEN WHO DO NOT CARE ABOUT OUR EDUCATION, IF WE EAT OR NOT, IF OUR BABIES AND KIDS GET THEIR DIAPERS AND CLOTHES, AS LONG AS THEY GET THEIR OWN NICE CUP OF COFFEE AND DIRECTV IN THEIR HOUSE EVERYTHING IS FINE.
