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September 2018

Sep 29, 2018 18,324 notes

damnspacebois:

henlo i was tagged by my amazing bae jasper @spidcyson and the brill zuriel @cherrybomb-and-starlight for the tumblr crushes thing! thanks lads, i tag you right back!!

my tumblr crushes, in no particular order: @chicken–chips @zaynseyelash @distractedbylife @copilotsheith @sheikofthesheikah @captainsflyboy @mineapple @legendaryroar @nightrobins @nihonlove @lijau @confusedswede  @flashedarrow @pining-sheith @tragedy-machine @lasersheith @arahir @joltron @rogue-robin @roseroyaly @slouph @firewindmill 

id hope ud have a (tumblr) crush on me uve threatened to take me out like five times

Sep 29, 2018 50 notes
#damnspacebois

wishthatiwascassysgirl:

memeberd:

whizzvins:

welcome to ihop

I’m drunk and crying laughing at this help

Sep 28, 2018 139,686 notes

darknetexclusivetouhouterrorcore:

zsnes:

deepthroatmamita:

i was so drunk and harry potter was on tv and i was mastrbating and dobby died and i was crying as i masturbated it was a disaster

dobby pussy indulged

dobby pussy confession

looking at this post:

dobby pussy depression

Sep 27, 2018 116,816 notes
#mineadds #nsfw

fiery-mullet:

When Krolia and Kolivan revived the Blades and went back to HQ, Krolia found a sketchbook in Keith’s room filled with drawings of Luxite swords.

Krolia recognized each one and knew whose it was before she even looked at the names her son scribbled below every sketch.

As she turned the pages, she realized that they were all swords of Blades who Keith lost on their missions, and she only knows they’re gone because she saw them die in Keith’s memories in the quantum abyss.

Keith honoured his fallen family by etching every single detail of their swords in his memory and drawing each one to never forget.

Sep 27, 2018 268 notes
#hey thanks but also fuck you

ubercharge:

any australian: [says some incomprehensible shit loaded with slang]

me, in tears: fucking superb you funky little cunt

Sep 27, 2018 488 notes
#honestly me in vld downunda when they get on some cursed shit like bogan jeith #and im just crying the whole time because i dont understand what the fuckers are saying

*hears two seconds of the House opening*

me for the next few years, whisper-shouting: TEAR-DROP ON THE FIRE, OF A CONFESSION, FEARLESS ON MY, BREAAAAATH

Sep 27, 2018 2 notes
#minerambles #expect the lyrics are all messed up

me @ all sheith shippers rn:

NO HOPING ALLOWED WE ALL NEED TO SIT DOWN

Sep 26, 2018 116 notes
#minerambles
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Sep 26, 2018 5,987 notes
#theyve made it but keep spreading this so we can hopefully get an android version at the first stretch goal!!

simonalkenmayer:

icescrabblerjerky:

paranoidhousecats:

grimm-fairy:

swingsetindecember:

ok, i’m built like a noble ox. like i am 6′1 and i am sturdy lady. like thighs for days. if you try to move me. you will be moved. body images aside (lol, i am self conscious about my size, yeah it’s life) 

so like, i am very used to girls standing next to me in public places. i end up acquiring a pack of ladies. just because women are like, that lady is a lady men stay away from. i am jerk kryptonite (usually, i get my fair share of creeps, such is life) but most men have self preservation that this 6′1 ox will break them. and i will

so usually i am in my own phone and look up to another lady standing next to me. and i will immediately look up and make eye contact and nod. like, you know, that nod. i see you and you can talk if there is something wrong. i end up on a reg basis being a defacto bodyguard to these young ladies and small women while waiting for buses and in the metro. 

i am a large oak tree. i protect the other birds. 

ladies, we all got roles. find tree in the wild. we’re always happy to provide shelter from the creeps.

i’ve regularly said, “move on, she doesn’t want to be your friend”

I’m in love

Story time: So I’m 6’2 and “big boned” as my mother would call it. This happens to me all the time and a couple years ago I managed to get the the front row of a Macklemore concert. This woman, probably 5’4, squeezes up next to me and says, “Hey, I’m here alone, do you mind if I stand in front of you?” Of course not. So we’re all having a good time, dancing around, when all of a sudden this Bro™️ is behind me telling me that I’m too tall to be in the front row and it’s not fair. Now, keep in mind that this concert was outside, in February, in Vail CO. It was FREEZING so not only am I of the stature I am but I had my hair up and a beanie on and a big coat and boots. We try our best to ignore him but Bro™️ is drunk and very clearly thinks I’m a man and proceeds to punch me in the back of the head.


LIL SIS WENT OFF, FOLKS. This tiny woman literally moved me out of the way, jumped up, and head butted Bro™️ in the face with such a fury. I thought she was going to kill him, it was truly a beautiful moment in my life.

The moral of the story is that for every tree in the wild there is a cute little birdy who will defend its shelter to the death. Stick together ladies👯‍♀️

NOW I AM IN LOVE.

*applauds*

Sep 26, 2018 131,826 notes

*sees a gradient-coloured post* 

oh wow look at all the time and effort someone must have put in to painstakingly colour each and every letter–

*proceeds to ruin it by selecting all the text and turning it white so i can actually read it*

Sep 25, 2018 3 notes
#minerambles

kryptonians:

Yelp is crazy unethical. Even before I heard about this nonsense, I worked at a small business in San Francisco whose customer traffic was directly influenced by their cesspool of a site. 

Anyway, my supervisor and I worked hard to make sure every customer was happy. And we were succeeding! We had a perfect 5 star rating on Yelp! It was amazing! Then one day we got a 1 Star Rating on our Yelp Page. Someone from Pennsylvania left a nasty review on our site. It was scathing. 

Now, that’s not something that’s too far out of the realm of possibility for my job. While I sold mattresses in a brick and mortar, we also sold mattresses via Amazon and our online store and people from all over the country purchased mattresses from us. But I digress. The reason this is important is, well, where it gets dicey for Yelp.  Because sure enough, Yelp sent us an email telling us that if we paid some fee they would push all the bad reviews off the site. They were extorting money out of us!

And here’s where it gets really interesting. My supervisor contacted the customer to see if there was anything we could do to make them happy with their purchase, so they can change their review. But the customer in question had literally never heard of our company and obviously never purchased anything from us.

Yelp literally committed fraud, and it was only when we threatened to sue that they took the fraudulent review off of our page.

Yelp is awful.

Sep 25, 2018 88,457 notes

whAT IF gren escapes with runaans coin and because runaan cant talk anymore he teaches him sign language

Sep 25, 2018 16 notes
#the dragon prince
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Sep 24, 2018 75,803 notes
#amazing

readasaur:

avatar-chang:

Katara: aang how do I get revenge on those who have forsaken me?

Aang: the best revenge is letting go and living well

Katara:…

Katara: zuko how do I get-

Zuko: I’m already packed, let’s go

Sep 24, 2018 143,402 notes
Sep 24, 2018 94,693 notes
#mineadds

impolitecanadian:

do you ever see your sibling and just have this overwhelming urge to smack them for no reason? like my brother will walk into the room and i’m like “oh man i guess i have to end you”

Sep 24, 2018 71,340 notes
  • runaan, usually: humans? all trash
  • runaan, seeing gren, his dungeon buddy: ...only most humans trash
Sep 23, 2018 622 notes
#the dragon prince #look im not shipping it yet but #give me on-the-run enemies with a common cause gren and coin runaan
Sep 22, 2018 124,562 notes
#mineadds
Sep 22, 2018 20 notes
#minerambles
Sep 22, 2018 55,892 notes
Sep 22, 2018 103,584 notes
Sep 21, 2018 27,993 notes
u 500 yr ole

how did you know this

Sep 21, 2018 1 note
#mineasks #Anonymous

youremarvelous:

youremarvelous:

tbh tho vld deserves more credit for having a target audience of young boys and using that platform to systematically dismantle toxic masculinity over and over again

these are just some scenes off the top of my head from the new season, and it doesn’t even begin to encapsulate the multitude of healthy messages imbued throughout the entirety of the series.

the show repeatedly conveys that men can talk to their friends about their feelings and be respected and heard. that women are independent agents with intelligence and strength and exist as more than a potential love interest or catalyst to further a man’s narrative. that men can tell their friends and family they love them. that men can cry and be scared and be vulnerable and it’s okay. it doesn’t diminish your strength or worth as a person and it doesn’t make you any less of a hero. 

and then there’s the fact that the man who most closely resembles the archetype of a stereotypical hero in a young male-targeted show is a gay, disabled Japanese man with ptsd. 

whether or not you find the representation to be satisfying, through the lens of their target audience, shiro being the person he is–relationship or no–is hugely important.

is the writing perfect all the time? no. but the vld creators took a (kinda goofy) mecha show from the 80s and built a subtle but beautifully healthy portrayal of masculinity for a target audience of young boys and I think the fandom at large can get so caught up in our own lens that we lose perspective on that.

anyway, I’m just really appreciative, and I can’t wait to watch the show with my nephew when he’s old enough.   

Sep 21, 2018 2,919 notes
Sep 21, 2018 508,664 notes
#my school nurse wouldnt even give me pain pills shed just give me mint tea

….i thought mount monotonous was funny.

Sep 21, 2018 1 note
#minerambles

mineapple:

‘techinically hes your step-dad, but im sure its similar’

youre losing points, uhh– soren

didnt even know your name and youre losing points man

ooooh were not supposed to like soren

oh okay then!

Sep 20, 2018 5 notes

corvus…
hot

Sep 20, 2018
#tdp spoilers

youd think a squad following a mute general would learn the handsignals so the translator doesnt need to speak aloud in front of the prisoner

Sep 20, 2018 11 notes
#tdp spoilers

mineapple:

mineapple:

king…..hot

oh what the hell

amaya,,,,,big hot

Sep 20, 2018 5 notes
#dont you fucking dare

mineapple:

king…..hot

oh what the hell

Sep 20, 2018 5 notes
#tdp spoilers

dont like claudis voice

Sep 20, 2018 2 notes
#the way she words some sentences is. weird #pauses at odd times and the like #tdp spoilers

nope saw another far shot of walking and it was smoother than the other scene i was talking about cmon guys

Sep 20, 2018 1 note
#you bet my ass im still watching but im gonna be ticked off the entire time

justmaghookit replied to your post: okay does this show change framerates between…

The fight and action scenes seem to have a higher fps, I imagine more care went into them

no i mean

well yes i agree but i mean

between like a birds eye view of a character walking and a close up shot 

the former seems to just been animated with keyframes

but the latter and a lot like it has in betweens making the movements more smooth

and i hate it

Sep 20, 2018 1 note
#justmaghookit #i like keyframe only animations #but i hate inconsistency #its Super distracting

okay does this show change framerates between scenes and within scenes??? i dont mind low fps but Blease be consistent

Sep 20, 2018 1 note
#tpd

okay who brought the little unblooded girl to arguably one of the most sensitive missions of the world

Sep 20, 2018 1 note
#tdp spoilers

king…..hot

Sep 20, 2018 5 notes
#tdp spoilers

‘techinically hes your step-dad, but im sure its similar’

youre losing points, uhh– soren

didnt even know your name and youre losing points man

Sep 20, 2018 5 notes
#tdp spoilers
Sep 20, 2018 6 notes
#tdp spoilers

one human dude: time to do some fucked up shit

dragons and elves: ALL HUMANS– YEET

Sep 20, 2018 7 notes
#tdp

im watching the dragon prince now

can netflix fucking stop dropping full seasons on me like this

Sep 20, 2018 2 notes
#tdp spoilers #is what ill be tagging

mineapple:

look, whatever youre doing, if its working or being helped by a worker, throw out ‘sorry for taking so long/sorry for the wait’ and ‘sorry for the trouble/confusion’ and replace with ‘thank you for your patience’ 

just do it and everyone in the interaction feels better about themselves

lifehacks courtesy of your local professional fucker-upper

Sep 20, 2018 39 notes

look, whatever youre doing, if its working or being helped by a worker, throw out ‘sorry for taking so long/sorry for the wait’ and ‘sorry for the trouble/confusion’ and replace with ‘thank you for your patience’ 

just do it and everyone in the interaction feels better about themselves

Sep 20, 2018 39 notes
#minerambles

cherryandsisters:

male characters burn through female love interests like crazy and no one cares but a female character gets two (2) love interests and y’all write essays about why the male love interest is Actually The Biggest Victim Ever

Sep 19, 2018 1,616 notes

vldkatt:

HEY GUYS I MADE THE KATT SERVER come watch me set it up join

Sep 19, 2018 25 notes
#i know i havent made katt content in forever but you kNOW im still a katt bitch

i actually feel very bad i named this strawberry plant bitch when i planted the seeds because i didnt expect it to survive but now that its flourishing….

Sep 19, 2018 2 notes
#minerambles
Sep 19, 2018 13 notes
#minerambles

hardstoplucas1:

When the teacher don’t assign seats

Sep 19, 2018 24,596 notes
#why are you so fucking funny

minerva-is-a-robot:

murreal:

murreal:

my adhd ass when someone says something and expects me to be able to comprehend it the first time

“not adhd but-”

i like this meme so much better than “make ur own post”

Sep 19, 2018 132,551 notes
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