D&D is first and foremost a co-operative game and the enjoyment and comfort of fellow players takes precedence over whatever beautiful arc you have in your mind. If you want complete control of the narrative, write a novel.
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True for both players and DMs.
Corollary point: as a player, it’s your job to be an interesting protagonist in a way that still allows for the GM and other players to also have their fun. As a player if you’re just there to fuck around, not contribute to the story, or act like you’re the main character, go play a videogame instead.
More examples of transphobic artwork are here, here, and here.
She’s done artwork mainly for the overwatch, steven universe, and homestuck fandoms. DO NOT REBLOG IT. As a trans person, I do not feel safe with people like her around.
Spread this around. Report her, block her, I don’t care. She doesn’t belong here.
Her art is in my recommended (tumblr why), so I’m bumping this post again.
Tumblr is in an epidemic. The porn bot apocalypse is here. And it’s really, really, really, really, really annoying. Even more annoying than me saying really five times in a row because let’s face it:
To check more video, clcik here.
Click here to find onenight stands
For more more private stuff, come here.
Looking for fun? Join me here.
Howdy guy, more private stuff here.
Howdy bro, my profile here.
Lately the probability of finding a comment like this in the notes has gone up from 100% to a 10000% and it’s seriously impacting our user experience.
I have been here since 2010, @staff. Started out as wolf blog and in 2012 I used to share my poetry and made eight super good friends to which I am still talking today! But now what?
It’s pretty safe to say that there are a number of bot networks active on this website. The one asking for bitcoin and the aforementioned ‘looking for fun’ one for example. The bots follow a pattern and because it’s a network it should be easy to roll up.
I know we always point at @staff to fix this, but honestly, it’s not an easy fix. I know many people block bots, but do we also report and flag them? How does staff respond to flags?
Anyway, here is what I and 10,000 other people who started following this blog over the last 24 hours propose:
We purge the bots. The porn bots. All of them. This is going to be one big COORDINATED effort to destroy the bots!
For one month we are going to report and flag those blogs, and make sure we cut their profits so they don’t make enough money to support their bot network.
It’s very important that we do this as a community. This is a movement. Everyone has to join so we can limit the outcome of this battle to only two possibilities:
I would like to thank everyone for joining our army and turning on post notifications.
Here is how we proceed:
Our first objective is to purge the influx of ‘want to have fun?’ bots in the comments. Tumblr’s ToS allows porn blogs, so we don’t flag bot blogs for ‘sensitive content’, but rather for spam. Because that is exactly what they are doing: spamming the comments with unsafe links to shady websites.
We have two types of warriors in our army. Mobile and desktop users.
Mobile users: If you are on mobile, your options are limited. You can only report comments.
Click on notes
Press or tap a bot comment
Select “Report”
Choose “Block"
Your task is to report as many bot comments as possible and make a statement to @support and @staff.
Desktop users:
If you’re on desktop, your mission is to flag porn bot accounts.
Click on “Notes"
Click on the avatar of the bot blog
Tap the pawn/human icon
report > report spam > Flag & Block
Starting August 1, a new list of ~200 post links divided by zodiac signs will be posted everyday. In order to make things a tad more entertaining, I will give the operations silly or epic titles.
Join us @purgethebots , turn on post notifications so we can coordinate our first attack and prepare yourself for operation:
me, a lesbian, mistaking a nice twink for a nice butch lesbian: [gives him the lesbian nod]
him, a twink, mistaking me for a twink: [gives me the gay once over]
me, a sensitive dyke: [calls an uber and spends the whole time misty eyed, wondering why this nice butch would look me over like i wasn’t a HUMAN BEING, like i was something to be gawked at. i ignore my Uber driver’s attempt at small talk, staring out the window and questioning everything i know about life, meaning, and the pursuit of lesbianism]
him, a confused gay: [stares at the space this twink just vacated, completely floored. a nod. does he think this is a game. does he think this is a joke. this isn’t a PTA meeting where you nod at your old friend but also secret enemy Brenda from across the room. was i not even worth the once over. have i lost my game. what does this mean]
I know a lot of you guys don’t want to reblog those posts about the wildfires in Greece because they’re too long, so I figured I would make a shorter post for y’all.
Here is a link on how to help and what the current situations are, and here is a direct link to the fundraiser.
As someone who has personally been affected by fire, I would really appreciate if y’all could sb this??
you ever see someones posts and can tell they send anon hate
that, and
tracked down that post because i had to know what would so clearly give off that specific vibe and and the referent comment is… exactly what you’d write given the above comment as a Jeopardy question
i never talk about these things but i can’t remain silent.
i know tumblr doesn’t give a SHIT when things happen in countries outside the “most popular ones” (such as the usa & england). it’s true, don’t lie to me. y’all don’t give A FUCK. not every issue and problem in said countries gets the appropriate exposure but in general shit shows up on the news WORLD FREAKING WIDE. you set up donations, you help out, your spread the word, you say “pray for x”……
southern europe is burning.
my country is burning.
people are dying - at home, on the road, trying to run away, in their cars.
yesterday my country had 300 active fires.
people are losing EVERYTHING they own.
i have a friend that is on a train right now passing through places that have been burnt to the ground and she says the smoke is so intense it’s getting inside the train and she can barely breathe.
and yet, even though several people (myself included) have been trying to bring awareness to what has been happening in southern europe… what we get from most of you, those not part of the countries suffering, is silence. we don’t ask for money, we don’t ask for shit other than a reblog to spread awareness… something you can delete in 24/48hrs if you wish.
i don’t know what to tell you. i’m angry. i’m frustrated. i’m disappointed. i feel like i’m screaming into the void. “a reblog does nothing” - you know that’s a damn lie, you know exposure always helps, you know people start paying attention when posts on social media become popular. my country in particular is a small one, we get ZERO exposure. y’all are only starting to figure out we even fucking exist bc of the shit we’ve been winning lately.
but hell, if the EU doesn’t give a shit, why should some user on tumblr dot com?
again, i don’t know what to tell you so i’ll let the images speak for themselves:
An image captured by a Nasa satellite shows a thick plume of smoke blowing southward from the Greek island of Chios over the island of Crete
Torneros de Jamuz, Spain
Duca, Croatia
A helicopter from Italy’s civil protection service drops water on a fire near the railway between Venice and Trieste
Residents take refuge on the beach as a wildfire burns on the mountain next to the village of Lithi, on the Greek island of Chios
Men gather cattle during a forest fire in Vieira de Leiria, Marinha Grande, Portugal.
Charred trees are seen on the hills above the Cloister of Thivaidas on Mount Athos, a World Heritage Site in Greece
Portugal
This is fucking important. I am glad someone fucking spoke about this and said what they had to say. The damage is terrible, and all the evergreen, stone, even the ground is black. I was fucking terrified when Croatia was burning. The fire was near a village where I like and I thought it will burn down. I thought the church will burn down. I thought the cemetery where my grandpa is buried will burn. I still remember the smell of smoke, and when I went to check how bad is fire, my clothes and hair and skin all stunk of smoke. It didn’t go away for weeks.
This is NASA’s picture of Croatia and Montenegro burning. My fucking country was burning. Fucking reblog this. I don’t care that it isn’t UK or US, or that it doesn’t go with your blog, fucking. Reblog. It.
This fucking site: hey net neutrality is about to die :((( please help us :(((( boost and rb everything you see even if you’re not American :((((((((( we’ll have no wifi :(((((( we need you!!!! :((((
Non-Americans: okay
Non-Americans: hey greece is basically on fire, 150 people are wounded, 53 are killed and our nature is being destroyed. we’re suspecting arson. can you please reblog some posts and help spread awareness?
This fucking site:
Allow me to elaborate on how bad things are here. 7 places are burning at the same time while in Μάτι and Κίνετα the fire not only burned trees but because off the strong winds(80 kilometes per hour) it burned houses, it burned people. Firefighters and volunteers do whatever they can with the little gear they have as always because why on earth would the goverment give money to firefighting vechiles, canadairs and literally anything else that could be useful in this country when we know that every summer someone wants to burn forests so they can build whatever they want. Anyways, people started running away once some firefighters managed to warn them to evacute ( something that others should have done because these people have to keep working so they can prevent the fore from doing anymore damage ). People started running to get to the beach which was their only hope, unfortunately some people with their families were trapped once the fire circurled the area around them leaving them with the only thing to do, wait for their end. Charred bodies were found locked in embrace the next day. Now the people who reached the beach had to wait there so they could be transferred from there to the port of Ραφήνα. Here’s a photo :
The deaths are officially at 79 by the most recent official announcement. Places like Mati, Kineta, Chania, Neos Boutsas and more are being burned to the core.
Minimum help is being given by neighboring countries. Officially 2 aircrafts from Italy and 2 from Cuprus whipe some are expected from Romania, Hungary, Spain.
There are abouy 31 people registred as missing in a web site while that doesnt mean those are all the people missing.
If you know people you know or suspect are missing call 199, the fire department.
If you are looking for someone missing don’t call hospitals, call 199, the fire department.
People got burned alive in their cars, in their homes.
Cars are literally melted by the fires.
The victims include children, thankfully the ones that survived are shocked, of course, but safe and in the hospital. The number of kids in the hospital ‘Παίδον’ (Pedon) in Athens is 11; 12 exited yesterday, and the kids left are expected to leave today.
The suspicion of the fires falls on arson. It something that Greece has suffered from a lot throughout the years. Yet we are never prepared for most of our problems whether it has to do with natural causes or not.
The situation is horrible. If you can’t help anyway else, reblog to spread awareness on the matter!
Honestly this is so much more helpful than my vent post (which I didn’t expect to blow up the way it did). If y'all are gonna boost something, boost this instead.
‘well, ACTUALLY pedophilia is defined by–’ youre not saying anything we havent heard before a thousand times and youre adding nothing of value to a conversation about sexual abuse of minors by adults stop derailing
IM ANTI-PEDOPHILE
IM ANTI-MAP
IM ANTI-KINDERGENDER OR WHATEVER THE FUCK IT IS
PUT ME ON THE ANTI MASTERLISTS!!!!
IF YOURE A PEDOPHILE BLOCK ME!!!! IF YOU’RE A PEDOPHILE APOLOGIST BLOCK ME!!! IF YOU BELIEVE PEDOPHILES BELONG ANYWHERE NEAR THE LBGT+ COMMUNITY BLOCK ME!!!!! IF YOU’RE A MINOR ATTRACTED PERSON OR WHATEVER BLOCK ME!!!!
BASICALLY IF YOU’RE AN ADULT WHO IS ATTRACTED TO MINORS AND/OR BELIEVE YOU BELONG ANYWHERE NEAR THE LBGT+ COMMUNITY SMACK THAT BLOCK BUTTON!!!! I DONT WANT YOU INTERACTING WITH ME OR MY POSTS!!!!!! BYE!!!!
concept; interactive overlay on subway display glasses to select what salads you want which corresponds with a red or green light shining down on each of the salad elements displaying your choice for the employee
cons: money, electricity, might break because of overly agitated tradies
pros: me not confusing both myself and the sandwiche artiste by forgetting that cucumbers were called cucumbers and not capsicans before asking what the capsican was called
If I was a mutant knowing my luck id probably be one of the “ugly unexploitable” ones so I’d have to live in the sewers because professor x wouldnt let me go to his fancy mansion school so I’d be having just to sit there and hope magneto kicked professor x and everyones butt so I didn’t have to live in a sewer
In what instance would Professor X NOT let you join his school?
The only people his school ever turns away are the psycho murderers.
Please read some X-men or maybe even just google the morlocks hell you could’ve even watched the 90s animated show and known that your statement is not correct
Gee your right I should google the morlocks and see the obvious hatred they faced by the school and other surface mutants.
Oh what’s that? The Morlocks don’t want to help people based on how they looked? Well surely that’s because the X-Men NEVER tried to help them.
Oh no several examples of the X-Men going out of their way to help their fellow mutants but he Morlocks refusing at first due to their own insecurities?!?
But Storm stays behind anyway to help them be more organized?!?!?
THE XMEN BEING GOOD PEOPLE AND CHARLES XAVIER DOING THE RIGHT THING?!?!? THATS IMPOSSIBLE!!!
I mean if they were really the best they’d maybe let the morlocks kids live in the big fancy mansion school but okay not like they couldve done anything about children living in sewer because it’s better off to let the kids just live in the sewer instead of a school because they’re used to a fucking sewer the X-men are good people but are flawed most of them are conviently attractive or can hide their mutations and in the cases where they’re not they have very useable abilities almost all the time marvel would have “bad mutants” they’d have physical mutations that made them scary and shunned by society it’s only in recent time have we’ve had mutants shown on teams or in the school that had they existed in the 80s been a reaver or a morlock or dead
Charles Xavier has always needed to get his head out of the sand but hes too busy trying to play god
Did you just SKIP over this paragraph from the reblog?
Charles can’t help the Morlocks when they REFUSE to take his help. And most if not ALL of the Morlocks are fully grown adults, so while their situation does suck, it is their choice to make.
You are just flat out lying or ignorant if your trying to place the blame on Charles for no goddamn reason.
To clarify, Adam’s feelings are totally valid, and it must have been so hard to watch Shiro leave and then presumably die
I’m just being an intolerable Shiro stan right now
Honestly, I’ve been back and forth on this Adam thing all day so here’s my final verdict:
I don’t know what the circumstances are surrounding Shiro’s illness, but I think it’s implied that his days were numbered. I’m sure Adam wanted to spend as much time as humanly possible with the love of his life. Apparently, this was something they’ve went through before. I get that. I feel that, and I really couldn’t imagine what was going through his head when the pilot error news happened.
But Shiro had a dream, a really big dream, that he’d worked so long and hard to achieve, and with limited time to achieve it. Not only that, he was actually given the opportunity, his literal once-in-a-lifetime chance, despite his illness. We all know it was getting worse; what Shiro needed was all the support he could get from his loved ones.
Adam didn’t give him that. Instead, he gave him something worse: an ultimatum. I think it’s okay he felt upset that Shiro was leaving again, and those feelings are valid as hell, but he acted selfishly. He made Shiro choose between him and his life long dream, a choice spurred by the limited time he had due to his illness. Can you imagine how that would have made Shiro feel?
Idk what else I had to say about it, other than Adam gave up on Shiro and their relationship. Kerberos was meant to be a 6 month trip. Shiro was supposed to come home, and Adam’s ass could have waited for him, but he didn’t. Just so we’re clear, I don’t hate the guy or the ship, nor is he an awful person. The guy was hurting too, but Shiro deserved better. If Adam wasn’t willing to give him that, then that was his prerogative.
so anyway not to crackship but i cant stop thinking about this james griffin character who so obviously was in a rival/antagonistic role with keith in school and the garrison and, assuming nothing drastic has happened, is still at the garrison now
and i imagine them and, later, him, getting word that voltron, this…legendary defender or whatever, is here to help which is weird as hell at first but exciting when you find out takashi shirogane is one of them (and alive??) so they all go out to greet them and out step the paladins in their impressive matching armour, helmets on after an awe-inspiring battle. the garrison members step forward, iverson in the front, and james is watching the obvious leader approach, steps measured and confident, figure lean but obviously primed for combat, and thinking, holy shit, an actual space hero, leader of a universally-legendary mecha team, what a fucking badass of a pilot, who could possibly-
and the person reaches up to slide off their helmet, and a familiar mullet falls down, and theres keith fucking ‘’discipline-case’’ kogane, bigger, older, war-scarred, and better than ever looking back at them.
hes as cooly irreverent as ever as he asks ‘miss me?’ and everyone who knew him is Shook. iverson fears for his remaining eye, and all james can think is oooooooh fffffuuuck
shiro has his own moment of smug reunion (both because yeah thats the kid i vouched for lookit him now, and GUESS WHOS STILL ALIVE YOU PRICKS) while james has an inner-hatecrush meltdown trying to reconcile the kid he looked down on as cadets with this…cool, in-control, accomplished, beautif-uuuh man in front of him, and just as he think hes got a handle on it and might give speaking up a go, lance mcclain (is EVERY PALADIN AN OLD CLASSMATE OF HIS???) steps up and leans an elbow on keiths shoulder like hes done it a thousand times. hes making a quip or a joke or something at the garrisons expense, but he glances james’ way.
Nope. No, you- No, no, no. No, you don’t. his smirking eyes say. I’m Keith’s rival.
so anyway not to crackship but i cant stop thinking about this james griffin character who so obviously was in a rival/antagonistic role with keith in school and the garrison and, assuming nothing drastic has happened, is still at the garrison now
and i imagine them and, later, him, getting word that voltron, this…legendary defender or whatever, is here to help which is weird as hell at first but exciting when you find out takashi shirogane is one of them (and alive??) so they all go out to greet them and out step the paladins in their impressive matching armour, helmets on after an awe-inspiring battle. the garrison members step forward, iverson in the front, and james is watching the obvious leader approach, steps measured and confident, figure lean but obviously primed for combat, and thinking, holy shit, an actual space hero, leader of a universally-legendary mecha team, what a fucking badass of a pilot, who could possibly-
and the person reaches up to slide off their helmet, and a familiar mullet falls down, and theres keith fucking ‘’discipline-case’’ kogane, bigger, older, war-scarred, and better than ever looking back at them.
hes as cooly irreverent as ever as he asks ‘miss me?’ and everyone who knew him is Shook. iverson fears for his remaining eye, and all james can think is oooooooh fffffuuuck
shiro has his own moment of smug reunion (both because yeah thats the kid i vouched for lookit him now, and GUESS WHOS STILL ALIVE YOU PRICKS) while james has an inner-hatecrush meltdown trying to reconcile the kid he looked down on as cadets with this…cool, in-control, accomplished, beautif-uuuh man in front of him, and just as he think hes got a handle on it and might give speaking up a go, lance mcclain (is EVERY PALADIN AN OLD CLASSMATE OF HIS???) steps up and leans an elbow on keiths shoulder like hes done it a thousand times. hes making a quip or a joke or something at the garrisons expense, but he glances james’ way.
Nope. No, you- No, no, no. No, you don’t. his smirking eyes say. I’m Keith’s rival.
can people start working on more lgbt themed puns for the coming years because i legit think that two thousand gayteen actually gave us good fucking vibes
Since you've actually seen the new episode, how do you feel about Adam/Shadam?
Like I said to someone on Twitter, I think you need to be aware of a few things here.
Shiro and Adam are approximately 21 when this happens. Shiro has a degenerative disease he’s trying to outrun, and as Lauren said, Shiro and Adam have been together for a while at this point as flying partners and boyfriends. Adam knows Shiro. Adam also alludes to Shiro running a race against his own degenerative disease. Shiro has maxed every record, already risked his life in space, and now, he only has a couple years left in peak physical condition. Those two years can be spent on Earth and having a life Adam can play witness to or Shiro can leave and do this final mission that may or may not kill him.
Again, they’re young adults at an age where people find themselves standing at a lot of important forks in the road. Realistically, at 21, it’s already hard on the heart to know the man you love has a disease that will entirely disable him and then maybe kill him. Adam seems willing to do this with Shiro, but he also wants Shiro to meet him halfway, and well, Shiro doesn’t have to. It’s Shiro’s life. It’s two very important years to experience his life passion, but also, Adam doesn’t have to meet Shiro halfway either. It’s Adam’s life. Asking your partner to watch you go on a perilous and time stealing mission is a lot at 21 years old.
We can’t be idealistic and impart these puritanical expectations on queer people in media anymore. Adam’s reaction is human. It’s not right or wrong. It’s just human.
I don’t think Adam is coming from an irrational place considering he knows Shiro is trying to beat a clock that will never stop ticking ahead of him. He basically asks Shiro what he wants since he’s already DONE EVERYTHING, and when Shiro couldn’t answer, I gathered that Shiro didn’t know either. He probably wants to cram his entire life into an impossible timeline, and that’s some rough stuff for young adults to negotiate. Shiro is mourning his life while trying to live it. Can you imagine?
My mom had cancer and died at 45 (believe it or not, internet, that’s tragically fucking young), and while she was declining, her decisions made me mad. They made me so mad I couldn’t see straight because I couldn’t understand why she would do things that felt like a shitty use of her time, and that’s normal. It’s something you discuss in grief therapy. You say shitty things. You’re scared. You don’t want that person to slip away faster than they are. It’s a desperate thing.
So, I don’t know. I trust Adam and Shiro had a good relationship until Shiro made the choice he had the right to make. I can tell this arc was written by people who are older and understand this shit is a nuanced thing we want to simplify but can’t.
That’s my hot take but it’s heartfelt, and until I see something that disproves my feelings in canon, then I’m not backing down from it.
anti is used to refer to people who do not approve of pedophillic, incestuous or otherwise abusive leanings in media
example, i am an anti because i dropped a visual novel when it came out the devs where racist abuse apologists and one got off to incest lmao
y i k e s that is an unfortunate word to have different meanings attached to, considering in other contexts (mostly in certain fandoms) it references a group of people who harass, abuse and suicide-bait fellow fans and crew members about ships
i can definitely see where they got the word from, though, since they love to falsely accuse people of those exact leanings in media
i never thought id say this, but…i guess i am an anti??
I know everyone’s talking about how the cast of Danny Phantom is full of gay and trans characters exclusively to piss of Butch Hartman but let us not forget, Butch’s bread and butter, Fairly Odd Parents…
Timmy’s parents were 100% sure that Timmy was going to be a girl before he was born, as seen in the episode Secret Origin of Denzel Crocker.
Cosmo seems to be the only other one in the know about this, and has baby pictures of Timmy in a dress on hand
Then, in the episode The Boy Who Would Be Queen…
When Wanda does, inevitably, transform Timmy into a girl to teach him a lesson…
Cosmo immediately panics.
AND in the episode “It’s a Wishful LIfe” when Timmy wishes he never existed…
The Turners have a daughter instead.
In conclusion:
Timmy Turner is trans and used the power of one of his fairy godparents to wish that everyone in his life completely forget that he was born and raised female for a portion of his life, including his parents and his other fairy godparent.
the concept of someone….dumping shiro…or even putting down an ultimatum about leaving shiro…..and not waiting forever for this handsome beautiful kind man…..absolutely barbaric
me, upon seeing my snow fairy shower gel is depleted: Unfortunate. time to make another trip to the Smell Good Centre and spend Entirely Too Much Money