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March 2017

Mar 31, 2017 321 notes
#this is the best argument for diversity in elves ive ever seen
Mar 31, 2017 2,006 notes
#*closes eyes* #please tell me this isnt canon #i stopped at narutos epilogue so i dont know but #please...
The creator of “Cards Against Humanity” is threatening to buy and expose US Congress members’ browsing historyfinance.yahoo.com

weirdmageddon:

greatdays:

DO IT

chaotic good

Mar 31, 2017 49,564 notes
Mar 31, 2017

haanpere:

“I’ll leave it at flat colors”, I say as I begin detailing the pores on a character’s nose. 

“It’ll just be a quick little picture”, I continue, painting in 30.000 individual hairs on the character’s body.

“It’ll take an hour tops,” I whisper. What date is it? How long have I been working on this piece? I can’t recall the last time I saw the sun. I’m no longer sure where my ass ends and the chair begins.

I spend the next three hours moving an eye back and forth by a single pixel.

Mar 31, 2017 43 notes
#me #a thousand times me #i cant just have sketchy lines i cANT #and if theres no shadows then wHATS THE PIOINT

badgyal-k:

slide-effect:

notonyourbarricade:

It was a huge disappointment as a child to fall in love with the stars and then find out how much math it requires to get anywhere near them. 

Shoutout to everyone that had a dream career or ideal life but were roadblocked by math. 

Math came into my home, whooped my ass and stole my bike.

Mar 31, 2017 706,396 notes

invorrectvoltronldquotes:

Shiro: What do you call sabotage and vandalism?

Keith: A hobby.

Shiro:

Keith: That I do not engage in.

Mar 30, 2017 3,099 notes
If you die in Australia you respawn in the last Bunnings you went to
Mar 30, 2017 2,612 notes
#hell ye its close to my home base

time to watch all three nostalgia critic movies

Mar 30, 2017 3 notes
#watch me get a record amount of work done in the next 6 hours
Mar 30, 2017 117,208 notes

dead-png:

who remembers The Discourse when 4chan tried to raid tumblr with porn and gore and gave up when they encountered homestucks because everything in the tag was already fanart of porn and gore 

Mar 30, 2017 38 notes
#nyehehhe

transgenderdirk:

okay let me tell you youngins a story back in the days of 2014 homestuck fandom

so this was around july,2014, when 4chan decided “hey, lets troll homestuck and post gore/porn in the tag, bash their ships, bash their fantrolls, and draw the mayor dead”

4chan fucking lost their minds because they couldnt upset us no matter how hard they tried, and SO many 4chan members got pissed, so they raided ALL of tumblr instead, rather then just homestuck.

tldr: 4chan tried to troll homestuck fandom, homestuck fandom too weird, 4chan babies got pissed off and raided all of tumblr instead. this is still so fucking funny to me 2 years later

Mar 30, 2017 9,420 notes
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Mar 30, 2017 51,563 notes
#video

fishbowltwo:

leon: put the token in the machine

taako:

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#seafood salad ecoya
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#OH THANK GOD IM NOT ALONE HERE #HUNKS HANDS ARE SO///?BIG #AN GOOD
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Mar 30, 2017 170,835 notes

periegesisvoid:

quasi-normalcy:

Why does everyone say that they played someone ‘like a fiddle’? Fiddles are actually pretty difficult to play? Why not say ‘I played him like a recorder’? ‘Like a xylophone’? ‘Like a triangle’?

I think it’s got to do with detail and subtlety. If you play someone like a fiddle, that’s like, Iago or some shit. If you play someone like a triangle, you just told them there was free food somewhere when there wasn’t.

Mar 30, 2017 103,597 notes

meowgon:

denzelle:

voynichs:

apparently there was a cut race in mass effect that were supposed to be these really gross and visceral aliens who wore human masks to try and be more palatable to humans but it only just made them creepier and i’m so sad that idea didn’t take off

wtf i’m incredibly disappointed in mass effect right now. i love and desire this content

THIS IS A SHAME

Mar 30, 2017 10,015 notes
#WE COULD HAVE HAD IT AAAAAAALLLLLl

bluandorange:

write in the tags the lyrics of the song currently stuck in your head

Mar 30, 2017 136,857 notes
#we can start and finish wars #were what killed the dinosaurs #were the asteroid thats overdueee

yugaks:

me: ya im trying to get my bofa

them: whats bofa??

me: bachelor of fine arts

Mar 30, 2017 51,149 notes

blackpanthersdick:

Women: You always talk over me and-

Man: That literally never happens

Mar 30, 2017 166,298 notes
#this is such a real slice of life #my brother is such a bad offender because he points out when we do it #and say that we accuse him of doing it so much #but we mention it like once every five interruptions #and he literally never notices
hi! i was wondering if you had some recs for other brands/stores/etc that sell cute dice? i have a few from chessex and i'm looking to expand my dice horizons

Try Q Workshop! They do really, really cool themed sets ♥ 

Crystal Caste is another brand I really like! They’ve got a bunch of unique colors you can’t find elsewhere, and also do crystal-shaped dice and actual gemstone dice.

Mar 29, 2017 85 notes
#stuff i want to buy but will never

shocktrooper-redstreaker:

Pros of being super fuckin clueless: you never get involved with drama

Cons of being super fuckin clueless: /what the fuck is going on????/

Mar 29, 2017 2,235 notes
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#perfect and excellent #keep up the good work
Mar 29, 2017 8,313 notes
#this is why i dont sell sketch commissions

do people need to learn to create venn diagrams in their mind so they know when a post is Not About Them??

Mar 29, 2017 2 notes
#if a post is about wlw then why the fuck would you bring up non-wlw aces #if a post is about gay people why the fuck would you bring up straight people #etc etc etc #draw some damn venn diagrams before u post
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🕯🔮💆🏿🙅🏾‍♂️✊🏽🙅🏾‍♂️💆🏿🔮🕯

geenotorious:

protection for all african americans and other minorities during these trying times

likes charge reblogs cast

if not for you please please do it for someone else and their families

Mar 29, 2017 11,034 notes
Here's some reasons why you should listen to The Adventure Zone!

catf8sh:

Okay so it follows three protagonists named Taako, Magnus, and Merle who KHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHKHHHHHHHHHHKHHKHHKHHHHHHHHHHHKHHHHHHHHHHHHKHHHHKHHHKHHHHHHHHHHHHKHHHHKHHHHHH and
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Mar 29, 2017 36,264 notes
#hahahah

toastyhat:

getting into a fandom and wanting to make fanart but not knowing what the current Discourse is and whether people are gonna pounce if you draw a certain character Wrong or something

One Fear

Mar 28, 2017 262 notes
#as a hunk fan the fear is very very real
Why Krita is Awesome: A Collection of Reasons Why This Program is Worth Taking a Look At

jackthevulture:

Krita is a painting program that has been around for a while, and in the last few years, underwent major changes and improvements.  Because of these improvements, many artists are using it not just because it is free, but because it offers amazing features.  These are by no means all of the great things Krita has to offer, but simply some of my favorite features of the program.

1. The Brush Engines.

Yes, engines.  As in plural.  There are many.  And they all do different things.  There is no way you could possibly capture all of its possibilities with one screen shot, but here are just some of the possibilities. Along side standard round, square, and shape, and textured brushes, there are brushes that smear, blend, and create interesting abstract strokes.  There are brushes for filters, and one of my favorites, the Experiment Brush, which is basically a pre-filled lasso tool. 

Brushes also support weighted smoothing, or brush stabilizers.

This is incredibly useful for line art.  And while I do not usually use this feature, it is something that I feel many programs are lacking, such as Photoshop.

But its brushes aren’t the only thing about Krita with variety.

2. Color Selector Customization. 

Whether you prefer something basic, or something more complicated, Krita will likely have what youre looking for.  You are not likely to find yourself missing your other program’s color wheels.  There are even more options than this, and other color selectors.

Gotta love that customization.

Krita also has some great naviation tools.

3. On the fly rotation, zoom, and brush sizing.

With krita, zooming, rotating, and brush size scaling are all smooth, and dynamic with the use of hot keys.  These are features I miss when in other programs.  To zoom, Ctrl+Middle mouse button, hover over the screen to zoom in and out.  The same with shift rotates (press the ‘5’ key to reset rotation).  Holding down shift and draging your brush on the canvas dynamically changes its size, allowing you to see the change, and get the exact size you want without brackets. Brackets also work, if that’s what you are used to.  Krita also has highly customizable hot keys.

4. The Pop Up Pallet

The pop up pallet is a set of your 10 favorite brushes (which you can edit), and a built in color wheel that appears when you right click on the canvas.  It is incredibly useful for switching between those few brushes that you use in almost every picture.

5.  Real time, seamless tiles creation.

Pressing the W key in Krita will infinitely tile your canvas, and allow you to work real time on simple to complex tiled images.  You can zoom in and out to see how your tiles work form a distance, and paint freely to create seamless artwork easily, without having to check using filters and manually tiling. Very usefull for patterns, backgrounds, and games.

6. The Symmetry Tool

This one goes without saying, Krita supports both horizontal and vertical symmetry, along with a brush that is capable of radial symmtry with as many directions as you like.

Go nuts, kid.

There are many more reasons why this program is awesome.  And it is only going to get more awesome.  And the coolest thing about it, is that it is 100% free.  So go check it out!  There’s nothing to lose. Krita isn’t for everyone, it can be hard to get the hang of, and it is not meant for photo editing, it is a program completely focused on digital painting from start to finish. 

Give it a go and see if Krita is the program for you.

Mar 28, 2017 80,824 notes
#art reference #hmmm
Mar 28, 2017 5,442 notes
#im gonna do my share and help him avoid sexuality in general #obviously chocklit is more important

silenthillcoffeebeans:

when you’re playing reinhardt and you’re tired of holding up your shield

Mar 28, 2017 30,800 notes
walt disney has a fine dick.

don’t like the present tense in this ask

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transgooglesearches:

How to take out my uterus and give it to a trans girl who wants it

Mar 28, 2017 6,279 notes
#honestly
Shruggies is creating Illustrations and Comics | Patreonpatreon.com

introducing- mineapple’s Patreon!

if you’re interested in having an insight into my work process, want to have a say in what i draw next, or simply want to show your support, you can now back me on patreon!

i understand we’re all poor people trying to survive a harsh capitalistic world. therefore, even if it’s just a dollar a month for however long you wish to stick around, you can help me out and get some fun extras!  have a look and maybe give it a try!

Mar 28, 2017 9 notes
#patreon #rewards include things like #early access #wips #file downloads #thank you art #etc!

boy i sure do wish i could edit my blogs appearance on my dash

itd surely be super if the button to do so wasnt unresponsive and i could update the art i have on it!!

if only, though, am i right?

Mar 28, 2017 1 note
#minerambles

princess-of-positivity:

waluiouija:

fox-muldr:

spring cleaning!!! unfollow me if youre a terf, homophobic, biphobic, islamophobic, dont agree w the black lives matter movement 

or if you support “lolicon” in any capacity

time to clean out my blog ✨

also don’t follow if you identify as an map (minor attracted person, aka pedophile) whether you’re “no-contact” or “non-offending” or someone who supports them.

Mar 28, 2017 108,866 notes
Mar 28, 2017 38 notes
#reblog
Mar 27, 2017 38 notes
#voltron #voltron legendary defender #keith #lance #keith kogane #blackpaladincomic #art
Mar 26, 2017 219 notes
#reblog
Wait wait wait, did you just make a joke?

starchildlance:

•I am in love with the idea of Keith making jokes so only hunk can really hear
•and they are GOOD
•Hunk has laughed so hard hes cryed over some of them
•one time Keith’s joke got him so good that he skipped the laughter and went straight to crying
•but Keith is sneaky
•and no one EVER hears him exept Hunk
•Hunk is loosing it™
•cause
•I SWEAR GUYS KEITH IS FUNNY HE MAKES JOKES I SWEAR LANCE YOU BELIEVE ME RIGHT
•LANCE!
•LANCE?
•im sorry buddy but ??? Keith has literally never???
•Hunk looking at Keith
•hes so smug
•Hunk making the “im watching you” gesture
• Keith taking it as a CHALLENGE
•a challenge to get sneakeyer and funnier
•when they are heading to their lion
•right before they enter a room with everyone else
•as hunk is taking a sip of space juice so he does a spit take all over lance and pidge
•at the table when Keith walks behind hunks chair
•Keith is brutal with his jokes tbh
•they are always relevant to something going on
•"Are we sure Galra Keith isn’t evil??? I think he’s tring to make me laugh to death! Is that possible?“
•Keith is so happy to have a thing™ with Hunk
•he feels so proud of himself whenever Hunk laughs
•he did that he made him happy
•Keith would do anything to make that laugh and that smile stick around
•and he finds that making jokes like this is a great stress relief for both of them so thats a plus
•keith dosnt know when he started to automatically seak out Hunk when entering a room
•Hunk doesnt know when he started keeping a constant eye out for Keith
•really tho if you see one of them you probably see the other too and they are probably most definitely both trying to stifle a laughing fit

Mar 26, 2017 2,999 notes
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#morning after reblog
Mar 25, 2017 219 notes
#reblog
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