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thehypnobunny:

the-late-adopter:

shitifindon:

drethelin:

ozymandias271:

what does “men who adhere to strict gender binary” even mean tho

NO ONE adheres to the gender binary! NO ONE FITS THEIR GENDER ROLE PERFECTLY! THAT’S THE POINT! AARRRGGH! 

NOOOOO OOOOONE…. ADHERES TO THE GENDER BINARY LIKE GASTON!

Originally posted by clarabellecow

when I try to hear this in my head my mental voice is incapable of pronouncing it fast enough to fit the timing of the line

“noooo oooone… adjksjfksfjslenry like Gaston!”

and when I try to fit it to one of the longer such lines, my mental voice becomes too confused about conflicting scansion to continue

no one’s droll like gaston
no one’s swole like gaston
no one fits his assigned gender role like gaston

I’m especially fond of the paaaatriaaarchy
My what a guy that gastooon

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#SHIT ITS ME HOW IS SOMETHING SO ABSTRACT SO VISCERALLY REAL
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#???????????
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dio-brando-did-nothing-wrong:

snowflake-owl:

nitrateglow:

droogettegal:

snowflake-owl:

Saying “[Insert character] is [insert headcanon] sorry I don’t make the rules” is the fastest way to ensure I won’t like your headcanon.

In case anyone was confused, here’s the gist:

“I think the character is (insert headcanon)”
✔ Okay

“This character is (insert headcanon). It’s canon, and if you don’t agree it is literally erasure and you’re a bigot. Sorry, but I don’t make the rules sweetie.”
❌ Yikes

It’s okay to have your own headcanons, no one is saying that you can’t. But when you start using passive agressive tactics in order to get people to accept it and keep insisting that it’s canon, that’s when you need to simmer down.

^ this

Thank you! This is exactly what I’ve been trying to say!

#sonic is a power bottom sorry i dont make the rules


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bergamotandrose:

harampolice:

ethnic noses represent thousands of years of culture and heritage and no white person should make you feel like you have to file it down or cut it open to be beautiful

Yes for broad noses, wide noses, and big noses in general

Jun 30, 2016 71,817 notes

gangqueer:

When Danny comes out as Phantom the whole crowed is like transfixed or whatever and shocked but like 10 or 15 people are not even looking at Danny they are staring at Dash with a haunted expression of realization

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#i want to live here #and not just because its called er wang dong
OVERWATCH SHIPPING RULES

yiffytwink:

  1. stay on the payload
  2. get the payload moving
  3. continue moving the payload to its destination
  4. WHY AREN’T WE MOVING
  5. LET’S GET THIS PAYLOAD MOVING

6. get on the point
7. we have three seconds left to get on the point
8. tracer why are you fucking around on the outskirts get on the point
9. WE NEED TO GET INTO OVERTIME
10.WIDOW PLEASE STOP TRYING TO GET HEADSHOTS AND JUMP AROUND ON THE POINT EVERYONE ELSE IS DEAD

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#mineadds

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

Bad News: Our boss locked the keys inside the building.

Good News: We didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith.

Bad News: My boss finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory™. I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute girls.

Good News: A cute girl saw me do it.

Bad News: It was Maggie, and since she’s already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, she’ll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. She knows.

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Your Own personsal sub-genre:

cybernesis:

The last thing you ate followed by “-punk”

Jun 29, 2016 43,542 notes
#chocolate punk

gaylor-moon:

lgbtcourse:

lesbian does not mean attracted to vagina

lesbian means attracted to women and only women, and thats it.

stop reducing women to their genitals, and stop invalidating trans lesbians and their girlfriends.

I wonder how many terfs and transphobes are freaking out on this post….but, thank you for making it. You’re literally spot on, but people just don’t want to think like this.

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she Belongs

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#minerambles #xkit #pokemon

knightinironarmor:

ok anyway, in im3, tony yells NO! right as, and maybe a little bit before, he fails to catch pepper’s hand (like as soon as that whole metal structure tilts), and not after. when rhodey’s falling in cap 3, tony yells NO! way before rhodey hits the ground, but not as soon as rhodey’s shot and starts falling

this makes me think of the im1 novelization: when tony uses the faulty flight power of the mark 1 to boost him out of the terrorist camp, he figures out mid-fall what his trajectory was and what would be the force of his impact against the ground or whatever. similarly, when that SI rocket lands right next to him during the ambush, the first thing he does is to consider the distance between him and the thing and he quickly concludes that he won’t be able to get out of the blast range

so now i’m emotional over tony’s seemingly preemptive cries of NO! in light of this thing where he’s constantly doing the math in his head. so for instance, with pepper, he’s ~relatively chill and reassuring and confident that he’s gonna catch her, up until that rig unexpectedly tilts – and that would be the moment when pepper veers off the trajectory tony had projected for her and he knows he won’t be able to adjust in time, so he starts crying out BEFORE we ever get the shot of him missing pepper’s hand. and then with rhodey in cap 3, he realizes rhodey is going down and goes back for him, and then the point at which he actually cries out would have been the point when the numbers clicked in tony’s head and he realized he wouldn’t be able to get to rhodey before rhodey hit the ground

and i’m in pain because if we’re to go with this, then we have tony grasping his failure before it even happens

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dragondicks:

hanzo is all guilty and angsty over having killed genji but can we consider for a second that whatever hanzo did resulted in genji having to be reconstructed as 90% robot? what the shit did hanzo do to the poor sod??

“I am sorry brother,” hanzo said solemnly as he held onto genji’s ankles and slowly fed him head first into an industrial meat grinder

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#i see your point and i agree with you #video

bitchcicle:

My favorite misconception about bisexuality is that bi people are half straight half gay as if I walk around in my straight form but then spot a fine honey and dive behind a bush shouting “I’M GOING GAY” and roll out on the other side with a flannel on and the entire discography of Ani Difranco in my back pocket

Jun 29, 2016 211,705 notes
#im imagining a danny phantom IM GOING GHOST transformation rn
two worms at dinner

earthdad:

worm 1: my oh my this tastes like dirt

worm 2: it is(:

worm 1: (:

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#lmao yes please then ill have a reason for not going on fb

buddhawassexy:

“he’s 24 months old” bitch your son is two

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#it was trying to pay attention at his business meeting why would you disturb him
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  • tracer: you ever hear about bofa?
  • lucio: thats the chewy stuff in bubble tea right?
  • tracer, crying, turning to d.va: i cant do it i cant break his heart like this
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  • me: *overthinks everything and cries*
  • *5 minutes later*
  • also me: *sees funny post and laughs* oh okay im back
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#this is a bit too real #i never let it get to crying though because then the whole day is fucked #hold those tears in bitch youve got memes to look at
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ragdolls:

ppl act like fat positivity is gonna make people want to be fatter. like, no. fat positivity exists for people who are already fat and feel like shit because society says u don’t matter if you’re fat. we literally need positivity in order to feel like we are normal people.

Jun 29, 2016 16,527 notes

yatojaeger:

civil war au where everything is the same except when the winter solider is activated instead of killing people he starts speaking in spanish and trying to dance with people like buzz when his settings get messed up in toy story three

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#oh! ive found it again #video
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Study shows Millennial Men do not think of women as their equals

graceebooks:

cutiequeercris:

karadin:

A majority of millennial men failed to see women as equals, according to the study, which looked at how college biology students viewed their classmates’ intelligence and achievements, the Harvard Business Review reported.

Among the findings:

  • In every biology class surveyed, a man was seen as the most celebrated student, even in instances where women earned significantly better grades.
  • Men were also found to overestimate the intelligence of their male classmates over that of female ones.
  • Men continued exaggerating their assessments of the male peers, despite unequivocal evidence that their female peers were performing better.
  • Women, conversely, weren’t found to display a bias: Their assessments of fellow classmates tended to be spot-on.

The National Institutes of Health researchers pointed out that female STEM (science, technology, engineering, and mathematics) majors drop out at significantly higher rates than their male counterparts.

“The reasons for this difference are complex, and one possible contributing factor is the social environment women experience in the classroom,” they wrote.

Still, scores of men are under the impression that they’ve become the target of reverse sexism. Conservative columnist John Hawkins ranted in Town Hall last year:

“Men have it rougher in America than most people realize. In part, that’s because they’re one of the few groups (along with white people, conservatives, and Christians) it’s cool to crap on at every opportunity. In case you haven’t noticed, there’s a nonstop assault on masculinity in America.”

But research has confirmed the reality of gender bias against women. A staggering 90 percent of women reported experiencing gender harassment in the workplace, a 2010 University of Michigan study found. The results suggest that such harassment had the purpose of driving women out of jobs and not the generally assumed motivation of trying to draw women into relationships.

“One could argue that, in these instances, ‘sexual harassment is used both to police and discipline the gender outlaw: the woman who dares to do a man’s job is made to pay,’” the researchers wrote, quoting an article by Katherine M. Franke, an associate professor of law at the University of Arizona College of Law.

As for millennial men specifically, they have been less accepting of female leaders than their older male counterparts, according to a 2014 survey of more than 2,000 adults residing in the United States, the Harvard Business Review reports.

Half of Millenial men said their careers would take priority over their partners’. 

Three-fourths of women, on the other hand, said their careers would be at least as important as their husbands’.

oh look its the shit women have been saying all the damn time and antifeminists stamp their feet and cry about

i was literally composing the comment in my head “or they could have just asked me” before i scrolled all the way down

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buckylouie:

Shoutout to fat girls in the summertime. Shoutout to fat girls who wear jeans even though it’s 90 degrees because they don’t like the way their legs look. Shoutout to fat girls who wear a t-shirt to swim because they don’t like the way people look at their stretch marks. Shoutout to fat girls that only wear dresses with sleeves because they don’t like that their arms aren’t perfectly proportioned. Shoutout to fat girls who wear cardigans with button-downs because they don’t like the spaces between the buttons buckling because of their boobs. Shoutout to fat girls who don’t care about any of that stuff and wear whatever they want. Shoutout to fat girls who don’t want to care about that stuff, but do anyway. Shoutout to fat girls who have to work very hard everyday not to care about that stuff. Shoutout to all fat girls in the summertime. You’re all absolutely fantastic and you’re doing fine. Be patient with yourself, you deserve it.

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