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June 2015

and also i may have rp’d this exact scenario a couple (dozen) times back during the gigapause and they all went almost exactly like this

it was like having my imagination represented perfectly appearing on the screen page after page

Jun 29, 2015 2 notes
#upd8 #it was a spiritual experience
i mean--

everything i imagined of that scene, where dirk and dave meet, i got.

the dave showing that hes realized how utterly fucked up his childhood was

the dirk finding out that there was another version of himself out there being a Not Cool Dude

the dirk talking about his bro and being super eloquent and (i think) saying just what dave needed to do with his doubt about what he’s doing in this game playing the hero, even

and the HUG

IM

IM JUST 

IM JUST SO PROUD OF MY BABIES

Jun 29, 2015 1 note
#upd8 #im so proud of dave for figuring out that his childhood was bad #and im so proud of dirk for everything he is really hes just #my favourite character
Jun 29, 2015 41,502 notes
im so emotionally blown away by this fucking upd8 caps lock cant even convey my emotion
Jun 29, 2015 665 notes

LOUD CONTINUOUS OVERJOYED SCREECHING

Jun 29, 2015 1 note
#upd8 #that was all i wanted in life #my love for live has been reawakened #HELP ME LORD
friendly reminders for the signs:

thedevildreamsofghosts:

cmarcusdimarco:

lamesorry:

aries: you carry a fire inside of you and although the flames are beautiful, you must not let them burn the ones you love.

taurus: it’s never okay to kill parts of yourself just to keep others alive.

gemini: you are art. you are magical and mystical and everything in between. it’s okay if not everyone is able to understand that; learn how to appreciate your own beauty instead of searching for another’s admiration.

cancer: it’s okay to taste your own tears sometimes. after all, saltwater has a funny way of healing all wounds.

leo: you have moved mountains and swam across oceans, so who’s to say you can’t save your own damn self?

virgo: make a fist with your hand and understand that you still have fight left in you. don’t give up on yourself just yet.

libra: erase the battle lines you’ve drawn inside your head. you don’t deserve to be at war with yourself anymore; you never did.

scorpio: do not let your light be extinguished by the dark this world has shown you.

sagittarius: the unknown has always scared you but there is an entire universe inside of you & i promise that it’s worth exploring.

capricorn: you have made mistakes but you are not a hurricane. no, you are as warm and as lovely as the summer rain.

aquarius: rest easy with the knowledge that the people who have done you wrong can’t sleep at night.

pisces: you will not find happiness in the same place that you lost it. stop searching through the wreckage and rebuild the life you’re meant to be living.

This, except read all of them. Take what you need to heart.

lunarbath morguepunk cloudy-chaos ghoulm alooxis
Jun 22, 2015 113,989 notes
#>B) excellent #aquarius

seriousjones:

seriousjones:

after playing splatoon i’ve realized that i’ve never once actually had fun playing call of duty. how did that revelation take me so long

i spent so much time trying to git gud that i never stopped to ask myself if i git should

Jun 22, 2015 10,014 notes
Jun 22, 2015 273,661 notes
  • teens in a ya novels: we drove down the highway in my mom's stolen bmw going 120 mph and singing along to obscure japnese songs after pulling off the perfect robbery at fort knox
  • teens in real life: we had math homework???
Jun 22, 2015 163,084 notes
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#vine #tru tho
Steven Universe - Do It For Her (Rebecca Sugar)

waltzforluma:

The show version of “Do It For Her” from Sworn to the Sword. (Here’s Rebecca’s original demo!)

This is also the lead sheet that I used when writing and recording the piano part, though I ended up modifying some details. Deedee and Grace’s performances are stunning–it was a huge joy to work on this song!

Music and lyrics: Rebecca Sugar
Vocals: Deedee Magno Hall (Pearl), Grace Rolek (Connie)
Arrangement and piano: Aivi & Surasshu
Violin and viola: Jeff Ball

Jun 22, 2015 26,849 notes
#aural sex
I'm making a 'They Care' page.

theladyoflight:

wilsmiths:

reblog this and you’ll automatically get put on.

it’ll be a page with all your urls, leading to your askbox

for anyone that wants/needs someone to talk to. 

YES. GOOD.

Jun 22, 2015 97,506 notes

australiansanta:

i feel like most australian birthday celebrations consist of too much alcohol, screaming, burnt food on the bbq, 750 flies, hommus/tzatziki/french onion dip (or red rock deli if ur lucky) and those $5 woolworths mud cakes 

Jun 22, 2015 611 notes
#i literally spent time on this #art
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#r u srs

kxngtrvy:

No my post wasn’t about all white people but

Jun 22, 2015 4,265 notes

fuck-yeah-middle-earth:

kinklock:

[any huge middle earth conflict]

Gandalf: ima get a baggins 

Jun 22, 2015 61,789 notes
the most important difference imo

whaile:

old opening:

new opening:

Jun 22, 2015 31,658 notes
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#o_O
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Who’s ready for Steven Bomb 3.0?

thecaptainphasma:

Jun 21, 2015 6,795 notes

crystalsoulslayer:

I always hate it when people are all “so do you go to school, or are you working, or” and I either have to

  • make up some lie, or
  • eventually get around to “I am not working because of depression/anxiety,” and subsequently have to deal with whatever bullshit-riddled and completely unsolicited opinions on mental illness this stranger feels obligated to share with me.

So my therapist was like, “You don’t have to do either. You can just say you haven’t worked in a while because you’re recovering from an illness.”

I tried it when the home inspector was here today, and it fucking worked. He was like, “oh, I’m sorry, are you doing better now,” and I’m like yeah, and don’t worry, it’s not contagious, awkward laugh, and we moved on.

MY THERAPIST. IS A GENIUS. Because it is an illness, so it’s not a lie to say that, and it’s also none of his business to know specifically what it is, and I clearly don’t want to give more details, so we should move on from this topic. MY THERAPIST IS A GODDAMN GENIUS.

Jun 21, 2015 233,454 notes

itshisk:

sardonnyx:

it’s cool how pearl went from “steven that’s not possible” in warp tour

to “wait, how do you know” in chille tid

even when he says he doesn’t know how he knows she immediately takes him seriously & asks about malachite. she doesn’t say he’s wrong or dreams are silly hallucinations and i? can’t stop grinning noticing this pearl’s getting so much character development??

let’s all take a moment of silence because something POSITIVE was pointed out in Pearls character development. 

Jun 21, 2015 32,967 notes
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#so like--how long has it been since the first one then?? #also lmao did they shrink down mavis' eyes
ListenJust hit play

darecrow:

You’re welcome

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itsbenedict:

“brot3″ is one of the most unbelievable things to emerge from the internet’s neologism forge tbh

  • it starts with “OTP” for “one true pairing”
  • OTP takes on hyperbolic meaning, dropping its inherent exclusivity such that “OTPs” becomes standard lingo
  • polyamory is incorporated under “OT3″, in which the 3 replaces P so as to rhyme, rather than signify a component of the acronym
  • convention is repurposed to describe platonic relationships with “brotp”, again using a rhyme rather than acronym replacement
  • final expression for “platonic 3-way character dynamic that is important to me” expands to… “brother true three” or something like that
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#e_e hmmm
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basedhideyoshi:

petition to have keyboards with an entire button dedicated to ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 

Jun 20, 2015 26,288 notes
#signed and seconded
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champzagne:

i hate hanging out with people for the first time and they’re like omg sorry u must think we’re so crazy and weird omg we’re SO WEIRD im always like 

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#porn #racism #i feel sick

pokemean:

youngharlemshawty:

World Population : 7,810,521,683 

just in case somebody start feelin too important

7,810,521,682 and me

Jun 19, 2015 674,523 notes

sharklock:

i won’t ever let anyone forget that chris hemsworth was in a show about tween girls riding horses and learning the true meaning of friendship

u can never leave the saddle club

Jun 19, 2015 306,341 notes
#i fORGOT ABOUT THIS OH MY GOD
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Jun 19, 2015 13,571 notes
#vine
The only time I’ll ever make this request: Could everyone please reblog this?

dreamybrowngirl:

A lot of Black people are hurting right now. As important as it is that we talk about what’s happened in Charleston, I know how easy it is to get overwhelmed, especially when this happens to us over and over again. If your dashboard is like mine, it’s saturated with updates and commentary, and while it’s great that the information is getting out there, if you’re in need of a momentary break to regroup, I have an emergency happiness tag for such a time as this called My Favorite Things. It’s filled with humor, happiness and joy and I’ll be adding more content to it today to buff it up a bit. Please feel free to access it whenever you like. 

I’d appreciate it if y’all could reblog this–and before anyone asks, no, you don’t have to be Black–so it can reach as many people as possible, and if you have a happiness tag, include a link to it in your reblog.

This is an emotionally trying time for a lot of us, and I know I’m not the only one who could use some positivity right about now. 

Jun 19, 2015 27,039 notes

kaylapocalypse:

 If there was a zombie apocalypse the best place to go would be Target.

Lets look at the facts:

  • Targets have at maximum 3 windows. And those windows are also doors. Otherwise they are giant concrete cinder-blocks of prison like retail. 
  • Target is filled with things to quickly barricade those window-doors. such as entire gazebos, lawn furniture, exercise equipment, etc. 
  • From that point forward all you have to do is worry about the zombies that are inside.
  • Target has an intercom system, which if accessed by the correct people can be used to quickly spread information and mobilize people to get things done. 
  • Target has a large section of both perishable and non perishable food items. 
  • Target also has a vast entertainment section. (how many societies have collapsed due to conflict spurred by stress and boredom. HOW MANY)
  • Target’s roof can be easily accessed for surveillance, gathering of rainwater (with the many buckets and mini pools target has. and all water can be boiled in the Starbucks kitchen) and sniping.
  • Target’s insulation would make the harsh winter months significantly more bearable.
  • Before the power goes out, Target has sun lights (which is why its not sad inside like in so many other stores… cough Sears cough) so people who have SAD won’t get depressed. Also, Target is large and designed to feel homey so people wont go stir crazy as fast like they do in jails.
  • When the power goes out, Target has large industrial generators that can be turned on in emergencies like for cooking. 
  • Speaking of cooking, Target has several kitchens inside of it. And once the power goes, guess what Target also sells? Grills. 
  • Target also has a pharmacy. And medical supplies. So, people inside who need meds to function have a hell of a lot longer time to live unencumbered by their illness than they normally would. 
  • Some targets have tools–including power tools.
  • Target also has a tiny jail. For miscreants and rabble rousers.
  • Bedding. Real Bedding
  • Reliable indoor plumbing.

I think you could reasonably live for at least two years inside a Target before completely running out of anything vital– provided food is well rationed.
And even so, the only thing you’d be sending out scouts for is food. Everything else would last for ages.  

Provided that the population not exceed 200, Target would run out of these things in this order:

  1. perishable food.
  2. electricity
  3. Potable water (that doesn’t require work)
  4. Non perishable pre-made food items
  5. Non perishable food ingredients (flour, mixes, etc)

    How to survive in a Target: Action plan.

    Undoubtedly, everyone will be rushing and screaming in the Target. First someone has to break into the manager’s office and commandeer the intercom to create some organization by shouting: If you do not want to stay and survive in the Target, leave now. 

    After that’s cleared up and only interested parties and zombies are left. the barricading can begin. Once the doors and windows are sealed, the new goal is to clear the undead from the usable space.The undead can be deposited neatly outside of the truck loading dock doors.

    Then, someone needs to do inventory. For the next week or so, food needs to be arranged by date consumed and a rationing chart should be made. Same applies to medicine and medical supplies and toiletries.

    After food and water has been qualified and quantified,  remaining time should be dedicated to turning target into a large “home”, Bedding should be laid out in one area, there should be an entertainment area. There should be a separate area for children and babies. All of the clothing should be pushed to the side or placed in the storage area, so there is more livable space. 

    I’m sure people have more ideas but that’s all I’ve got.

This has been brought to you with love by,

Not gonna die. 

Jun 19, 2015 189,536 notes
#reference #>_>''
  • BANANA 1: Are you thinking what I'm thinking, B2? :)
  • BANANA 2: I don't know, B1, I'm not a fucking mindreader.
Jun 19, 2015 3 notes
#lmao

feministbatwoman:

We - and by we, I mean, white feminists - need to talk about how Dylann Storm Roof, the Charleston terrorist, used white female purity to justify murdering black people. 

“I have to do it,” he said. “You rape our women.” 

This myth - that black men rape and assault white women - has been used to justify the murder of black people for centuries. It was used to justify lynchings. It was used to justify slavery. It is still used today.  

And white feminists absolutely NEED TO REPUDIATE this myth, because white women’s tacit approval - and sometimes vocal agreement - with this myth is part of what allows this terrorism to happen. 

People like Dylann Storm believe white women need to be protected from black men. 

We don’t. 

I stand in solidarity with the black community, not with people like Dylann Storm. He does not speak for me. 

Jun 19, 2015 98,422 notes

feministbatwoman:

We - and by we, I mean, white feminists - need to talk about how Dylann Storm Roof, the Charleston terrorist, used white female purity to justify murdering black people. 

“I have to do it,” he said. “You rape our women.” 

This myth - that black men rape and assault white women - has been used to justify the murder of black people for centuries. It was used to justify lynchings. It was used to justify slavery. It is still used today.  

And white feminists absolutely NEED TO REPUDIATE this myth, because white women’s tacit approval - and sometimes vocal agreement - with this myth is part of what allows this terrorism to happen. 

People like Dylann Storm believe white women need to be protected from black men. 

We don’t. 

I stand in solidarity with the black community, not with people like Dylann Storm. He does not speak for me. 

Jun 19, 2015 98,422 notes
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#police brutality #racism #murder
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