Karkat:
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST UTTER? YOUR OPINION IS APPRECIATED AS MUCH AS AN INFLAMMATORY REACTION TO AN UNCLEANED LOAD GAPER. YOU CAN KINDLY ATTEMPT TO PLEASURE YOURSELF WITH WHATEVER BLUNT INSTRUMENT YOU CAN REACH FOR WITH YOUR UGLY, SAUSAGEY EXCUSE FOR ARMS. MAN, WAXING OFF MUST BE A NIGHTMARE FOR YOU, BUT IT'S NOT LIKE THERE'S ANY CHANCE OF GETTING ANYONE TO HELP YOU WITH THAT UNLESS YOUR ASS UGLY LUSUS HOLDS IT IN PLACE! IF HIDEOUS ASS FACES WERE A CONTRABAND OBJECT THEY WOULD SUBJECT ME TO THE MOST PAINFUL TORTURE BEFORE KILLING ME JUST FOR BEING SOMEWHERE IN YOUR VICINITY, BECAUSE YOU ARE A *THE* PINNACLE OF BLINDINGLY HIDEOUS ASS GAPER FACED DOUCHE MCGEES. I CAN'T EVEN-
Tumblr has become so left wing it has actually looped back around is coming close to a weird right wing conservative mentality that everything you personally think is right and anyone who disagrees with you is wrong
I think what you mean is that there has been a growth in dogmatism.
Dogma is not a purely right-wing phenomenon and usually stems from competitive bandwaggoning, when people want to show they are so on board that they are willing to lash out at perceived enemies to prove their devotion. Often the most dogmatic are compensating for a lack of understanding and so tend to spread a confused version of their chosen message with extreme zealousy and force.
It takes a lot for someone to impress me with vernacular alone, but this response is also fucking incredible.
An immortal being has the ability to share their power with one soul and make them immortal too, so they can have a companion for all the years if they choose. Only one though. This being has had countless lovers and friends, and they have seen them all fade away as time passes. The being tells one of their lovers, whom they’ve been with for ten years or so, about their ability, and the lover begs to have the energy shared with them so they can be together for eternity.
one time my dad gave me a glass of milk and i meant to ask him “who’s milk is this” because i wasnt sure if it was for me or if i was supposed to give it to my brother but instead i just stared down at the milk and said “who’s this”
then my dad turned to me without missing a beat and said “that’s your new friend mr. milk.” and we stared at each other and then he asked me if i was high
I don’t mean to get all “90s kid” on everyone, but it just occurred to me that there are now a sizable number of people on the internet who don’t remember what it was like when Pokemon was everywhere.
Like, obviously Pokemon is still very popular, but I mean it was everywhere. Back in the late 90s/early 2000s there was not a single goddamn square foot of human civilization that didn’t have Pokemon on it.
You could wake up in the morning, slide out from under your Pokemon blanket, and go to the kitchen to eat some Pokemon marshmallow cereal and a Pokemon pop-tart. Then you get driven to school while listening to the Pokemon soundtrack CD your parents have very graciously allowed you to play in the car for the past three months.
It’s classtime. You’re doodling pictures of Pokemon inside your Pokemon notebook. You crush the lead on your Pokemon pencil with the Pokemon pencil topper, so you borrow a Pokemon pencil sharpener from your friend, who pulls it out of her Pokemon backpack with Pokemon keychains on it.
Time for lunch. Your lunchbox? Pokemon, of course, though you can hardly see it underneath all the Pokemon stickers you’ve plastered over it. Inside you find a Pokemon fruit roll-up, a pb&j sandwich made with jelly from a collectible Pokemon jelly jar, and a box of apple juice. (The apple juice is not Pokemon-themed, but your mother has drawn a crude approximation of a Bulbasaur on it, because she loves you.)
Then recess, glorious recess. Half the kids run around the playground, pretending to either be wild Pokemon or Team Rocket members. The other half bring out their Pokemon cards. Anyone who hasn’t brought their own alternates between discussing Pokemon card strategy and how excited they are for the upcoming Pokemon movie (so excited.) Somewhere in the back of your mind you notice Kevin isn’t here, but rumor is he managed to smuggle in an entire Game Boy and is hiding in the middle of the playground structure.
School’s out. You read your Pokemon Handbook in the car on the way to get some after-school fast food, with which you get one of an astounding number of Pokemon toys. Back home, you watch one of your favorite Pokemon episodes on tape (they’re all your favorite) and color in your Pokemon coloring book. Your parents, sophisticated adults that they are, read the lastest issue of Time magazine - which has a Pokemon cover story.
Then you have Pokemon-shaped macaroni and cheese for dinner, brush your teeth with a Pokemon toothbrush, and cuddle your Pokemon stuffed animals as you fall asleep.
Karkat is giving up on leadership and passing the role onto Vriska. THAT’S LITERALLY THE PURPOSE OF HIS CLASSPECT - USING LOYALTY AS A WEAPON AND TOOL AND PROTECTING FRIENDS
Dave just let Vriska do time shenanigans unattended. THE ENTIRE PURPOSE OF HIS CLASSPECT IS TO PROTECT TIME. FUCK I WOULD SAY THE ENTIRE PURPOSE OF HIS CHARACTER ARC IS HIM LEARNING TO GIVE A FLYING FLIPPANT FUCK ABOUT ANYTHING, WHICH IS NOT HAPPENING PRESENTLY.
Terezi is letting Vriska make judgment calls on matters of justice. UM. HAVE YOU FUCKING MET TEREZI PYROPE??
Tavros is bowing before Vriska’s every word. HIS ENTIRE CHARACTER ARC AND CLASSPECT REVOLVES AROUND HIM BECOMING HIS OWN PERSON AND STANDING UP TO THE PEOPLE WHO STEP ON HIM.
Jake has said nothing. WHEN THE FUCK DOES THAT TALKATIVE VINTAGE FUCK SIT SILENTLY?
I don’t think Vriska had to live because she would keep everyone healthy. I THINK SHE HAD TO LIVE BECAUSE SHE WOULD STEAL EVERYBODY’S THUNDER LONG ENOUGH TO KEEP THEM ALIVE AND THEN HOPEFULLY EVERYBODY WILL SNAP BACK TO THEIR FUCKING SENSES.
Bilbo Baggins:
Depending on what level of Dwarf Bullshit Bilbo has put up with, he could either be a tiny sachet of vitriol or simply a flabby bag of pudding and biscuits. Fighting him is like trying to fight a pillow case that may or may not be full of bricks. Unless it's Old Bilbo, in which case why the fuck are you fighting the living equivalent of a stale triscuit?
Thorin Oakenshield:
Please kick his ass. Put his head in a toilet and then give him a swirly, '90s style. Yeah sure Thorin is hardened by decades of war and living on the road, but if you insult his ego enough he could crumble like a poorly constructed meringue. It'll be challenging to say the least, but please, for all of us, just kick his dumb ass.
Dain Ironfoot:
He'll kill you by looking at you, and then his boar will eat your body and all other trace evidence.
Elrond Half-Elven:
Do not fight Elrond.
Thranduil Oropherion:
The thing about fighting Thranduil is that you would never know what's coming. Is he secretly a master swordsman, honing his skills deep within the decaying heart of Mirkwood? Or maybe he's just a pasty nerd who wears a crown made out of old cabbage who pretends that he matters but really doesn't because WOW he doesn't even have a Ring of Power. What a loser. Call his brow-game off fleek and you could probably toss his blond ass into the trash.
Lady Galadriel:
The only reason anyone would fight Galadriel is if they had a death wish. She'd smoke you. Shame on you for even considering it.
Aragorn:
I’ll have you know he graduated top of his class in the Navy Seals, and he's been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and he has over 300 confirmed kills. He is trained in gorilla warfare and he is the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to him but just another target. He will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.
Faramir:
Please don't fight Faramir, he's been through enough.
Eowyn:
If you fight Eowyn there is a fair chance you'll be banished outside of the realms of existence. It'll be bloody and quick, most likely ending with your corpse on the soiled ground, but then you'll see Eowyn's grimy face and actually thank her for kicking your ass. It'll be beautiful.
The Eye of Sauron:
I don't even know if you can fight a giant flaming slitted eye, but in any case go for it. I'd like to see someone try. Maybe give that little bitch some Clear Eyes afterwards, just to add insult to injury. That'll teach him to smack-talk when he doesn't even have a physical body to pummel behind the school at lunch.
who somehow managed to get onto johns planet before he zapped the entire place and all of its inhabitants out of reality
so is it that much of a stretch to believe all the sprites traveled to johns planet together with jaspers before it departed to the new universe???? i think not
(this also means there is a possibility for pre-retcon erisol, nanna and arquiusprite to make an appearance as well)
but the focus should be on davesprite because it has been SPECIFICALLY mentioned more than once that he is dead in this new universe
and since when SINCE WHEN does Hussie kill off a character without SOME ULTERIOR MOTIVE
need i remind you that soon regular dave’s soul is going to get sucked in that elusive house symbol and the only other character with dave’s soul is
Freedom is never voluntarily given by the oppressor; it must be demanded by the oppressed.-
Martin Luther King, Jr.
He who passively accepts evil is as much involved in it as he who helps to perpetrate it. He who accepts evil without protesting against it is really cooperating with it.
Martin Luther King, Jr.
Discrimination is a hellhound that gnaws at Negroes in every waking moment of their lives to remind them that the lie of their inferiority is accepted as truth in the society dominating them.
Martin Luther King, Jr.
A riot is the language of the unheard.
Martin Luther King, Jr.
Property is intended to serve life, and no matter how much we surround it with rights and respect, it has no personal being. It is part of the earth man walks on. It is not man.
Martin Luther King, Jr.
If the Condesce was alive SO FREAKING LONG, which is looks like she probably has–like, SO long. Way too long–then like
what if her species has evolved without her? What if the young would-be empresses come to fight her for the throne, expecting somebody like them, like the adults they’ve met who laughed when they demanded respect? And the empress comes out of the dark with a face like an ancient animal and a mouth that goes too wide and too full of teeth and pitch-black keratin plates so thick clothes are a formality. Just black chitin and then these great, vivid slashes along her sides where her gills are, and gold everywhere, she can just carve lines in her plates and fill them in with gold. And her teeth are too long and so is her tongue with its gold studs, and her eyes are from an age when there weren’t seadweller hives in the oceans of Alternia. Just darkness all the way down to the Emissary who raised her.
They’ve evolved so tame down on the homeworld, cute little silver-skinned minnows. Tame hair that straggles out down their soft, bare necks, tame claws that are barely claws, tame little delicate horns that would crack the minute they slammed together to fight head to head like she used to when she took the throne. Tame bodies that aren’t made to dive onto all fours and long-lashed eyes that barely see, let alone in the abyssal dark. They’ve gotten smaller and smaller–faster because of it, with hands made to do the work she sets them too, but not fast enough, and so small and so, so weak.
She could gut them with one thumbnail, and her reach is so much longer than they ever trained for and sometimes it’s nice to indulge in animal instincts (hers are so much closer to the surface than theirs) so she reaches out and she does.
At least they developed glitter and big plastic sunglasses. Not a total waste.
My suspicion is that after three years, no one has the energy to argue with Vriska anymore. They've found it's better to agree with her. And Vriska has learned to make concessions, so for the most part, it works. But once our other two Leaders (John and Roxy) show up, I suspect we'll get some entertaining personality friction. :)
yeah!!! ohhh youre totally right, they are probably not willing to go along with all she has in mind
