its shruggies bitch

thatsthat24:

supreme-meatloaf:

when you and a friend successfully tell a lie you planned out  

I’m sure this is exactly how the girls from The Crucible celebrated after the trial.

mefirstweiner:

cute characters

cute characters that turn into grotesque monsters

currentlyacceptingcuddles:

I like how Bethesda manages to be more progressive than most of the games industry by doing as little work as possible.

Unnamed npcs like bandits are randomly assembled from the available body features, which inadvertently leads to more balanced gender and race representation, because every physical attribute has an equal chance to be chosen. In Skyrim, marriageable npcs are marriageable no matter what the player is, because having a single “marriageable” box to tick when coding npcs is easier than having to check for multiple variables like race and gender in the player.

No one in any bethesda game will treat you any differently or even speak differently other than “he” or “she”, and even then a lot of dialogue uses “they” or your characters titles rather than your pronouns to save dialogue lines.

It is literally less work to just represent everybody equally. The next time a game dev tries to say they don’t have the resources to include more diverse representation, you push that shit back at them because that shit is bullshit.

whotfareyoupeople:

When someone insults you:

When someone insults your friends:

whatshouldbetchescallme:

voidbat:

mishasassbutt:

mishasassbutt:

my mom just came to me and ranted about how everyone is making this facebook status that says, “raising teenagers is like nailing jello to a tree”. she was so baffled by this because she said, “you were pretty easy to raise as teenagers. all you did was sleep and eat.” 

so to prove some point she’s going to nail a small cup of jello to a tree. 

she’s so pleased with her self

incredible

parents are weird 

yeah but this is about as accurate as it gets.

you say “nail jello to a tree” and most people think jello all by itself.

but if you put any actual thought into what you’re doing and then give it just a little support

well gosh. look what happens.

please tell your mom good job.

antisjwcaesar:

fave undertale frisk interpretation: frisk is like 3 and has no idea what they’re doing

other fave undertale frisk interpretation: frisk is in their mid-twenties and everyone keeps treating them like a kid because they’ve never seen a human and assume that this one’s just a baby 

ammit420:

ammit420:

I feel like getting my college degree will be simultaneously a relief and extremely underwhelming

“fiiiinally,  i can add a sentence to my resumé“

lavendercelestial:

oknope:

would you rather eat for free for a year or get new clothes for free for a year? 

Clothes. Before you dismiss me as being superficial, hear me out. Do you know how damn expensive clothes can be? Assuming that you get unlimited clothes for a year, you can get a ton of designer clothes, sell them for way less than the asking price, and make an immense profit. With this, you’d be able to not only feed yourself, but have a shitload of money left over for bills, rent, medical expenses, etc.

androgynous-norway:

Examples include but are not limited to: Demi, Grey, Lith, Autochoris, etc.

Because we exist, labels or not, we’re people too.

lunch-official:

hommedog:

lunch-official:

nmqttps:

lunch-official:

i work as a barista & people tell me all the time that The Drinks Got Gender. Thats A Lady Coffee, people try to say

its fucking bean water

can’t believe i can’t just reply to this but: maybe they’re actually telling you that this coffee has an important status. Lady Coffee

oh shit i was in the presence of bean water royalty oh fuck i must have looked like such a rube. such a fool.

what the fuck does this post mean ive been trying to decipher its hieroglyphic encrypted message but i cant

“From a deconstructionist stand point, I have to disagree with a large portion of the customers that I, a humble barista tend to each day. The assertion that certain coffee drinks are more suitable for one gender or another is folly. For as we know: 1. gender is a social construct, & 2. coffee of any type is simply hot water strained through roasted beans, & has no greater affect on either culturally assigned sex.”

“What ho, kind friend! Is it not unfortunate that I cannot simply reply to this post, & most reblog it? What a farce, this blue website! Ah, but I digress: what if perhaps your customers were not asserting not the suitability of the drink for a given gender, but rather indicating some matter of status? Perhaps the coffee is possessing of a high rank in society. This is of course my purely grammatical viewpoint on the subject.”

“Oh, damnation! This does in fact seem much more likely than my own ludicrous assumptions, & I was no doubt in the presence of roasted bean royalty! Some emissary from foreign soil! Curses! What a country bumpkin I’ve made myself out to be!!”

theoneandonlyowengrady:

garnma:

instead of making fun of 12 year old artists on the internet who don’t have a grasp of anatomy can we make fun of the 30-something paid comic artist dudes who don’t understand that women have spines and draw them in impossible poses just for the sake of making jerkoff material for other gross 30-something men

Please.

or those who are literally unable to comprehend what women’s feet look like out of high heels so they draw them like they’re wearing them anyway even if they’re barefoot