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July 2014

iM WATCHING ALL THE HOMESTUCK FLASHES AND I JUST SAW [S] JOHN: RISE UP AND IM VERY EMOTIONAL RIGHT NOW

Jul 31, 2014
#leave me alone im gonna cry

dragondances:

why are people talking about being disappointed that we didn’t see nagisa’s parents when they’re right here

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Keep reading

Jul 31, 2014
#sigh #ignore
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#queuebi the ninetailed fox #i appreciate that people spend time doing things like this

flash-thunder:

Women make up 45% of the gaming community and 0% of the protagonists of the 25 biggest games of the year.

“Yes, but that’s still a minority! If more women played video games, there would be more reason to have female protagonists!”

Men make up 35% of the cinema audience and 84% of the protagonists of the 25 biggest movies of the year.

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au where obama loses his memory and reconnects to his past lives
  • Obama: Who am I?
  • FDR: You are the president
  • Obama: I dont know what that is
  • Reagan: In order to remember you must regain your American spirit
  • Lincoln: If you don't, tyranny will engulf the country and you will die
  • Obama: How do I regain my American spirit?
  • Clinton: Go to the beginnings. Find freedom
  • -Washington Appears-
  • Obama: Are you freedom?
  • Washington: No, but I can help you find her
  • Washington: My name is Washington, and i will show you how i became the first president
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#'You are kidnapped #tortured #and eventually killed.' #wOW #i WAS JUST A KID #thats fucked
  • Aoba: making my way downtown, walking fast
  • Virus and Trip: Aoba-san.
  • Aoba: walking faster!
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renegons:

and then satan said let there be console exclusive video games

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#nooooo #my otpppp #queuebi the ninetailed fox
Ok so I was watching Atlantis: The Lost Empire (again)...

rivendellbitch:

originally-remarkable:

rivendellbitch:

And I noticed something…

so this is the first time we see the king of Atlantis, right? 

Then he says this while his wife is drawn into the heart of Atlantis:

Notice how he’s not looking away. The next time we see the king, he is blind.

DOES THIS MEAN HE LOOKED INTO THE HEART OF ATLANTIS, RISKED LOSING HIS SIGHT, JUST SO HE COULD SEE HIS WIFE ONE LAST TIME??????

JUST FUCKING STOP RIGHT THERE

CANT STOP WONT STOP

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Jul 30, 2014 259,341 notes
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taylorswiftmademefearless:

stydiaofficial:

if you don’t think some of the hate Taylor Swift receives is unnecessary and sexist let me just remind you that she once wore a black turtle neck, jeans and boots and this was a result

scandalous wow cover your eyes

Jul 30, 2014 354,797 notes

my secret hobby: pitching songs up and down to hear what they sound like/ until they sound perfect to my ears

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#i dont really do anything with them though #id feel too bad to put a song on my ipod that wasnt in its most original form
Feel Good Inc. (Gorillaz cover)Celia Pavey

songbirdsofthesea:

slimmeroo:

holy shit

I read somewhere that sirens/mermaids sang songs that they heard from sailors on passing ships. I imagine this is what a modern siren would sound like singing this song.

Jul 30, 2014 315,250 notes
#aural sex

jerkidiot:

that girl you just called fat? who cares about her backstory, you just shouldn’t be a dick to people
like do we really need a tragic story to get people to stop being mean to each other wtf

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arkhams:

cisphobias:

if you identify as cis but haven’t actually taken time to sit down and examine and analyze your gender identity, it’s probably time to do that otherwise you’ve just given in to society forcing a significant part of your identity upon you.

if someones comfortable with their gender identity to the point that its not even on their mind then theres no need for them to analyse it

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Pros and Cons of Houses

sashaforthewin:

timelordparadise:

squirrelofwednesday:

Pro: 

Con:

 

Pro:

Con:

Pro:

Con:

Pro:

Con:

HOW IS EVIL LAUGHTER A CON

Exactly, welcome to Slytherin

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#slytherin represeNT
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deerekhale:

*sirius black voice* remus will you kill this spider for me

*remus lupin voice* is it trying to hurt you, sirius

*sirius black voice* its on my bed and hurting my heart 

*quiet james potter voice* engorgio

*loud, horrified sirius black shrieking*

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#heeeelll yeeeeeeeee #avengers #natasha romanoff #black widow
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#are you even fucking serious
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sweetheartpleasestay:

whatatimetobealive190:

I’m white and I hate my hair. But I will not be denied a job for my hair. I will not have random people wanting to touch my hair. I will not be asked if I have a weave. I will not be kicked out of school for my hair. I may hate my hair, but will not be persecuted because of if. White people do not need the natural hair movement.

MESSAGE.

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Calm down, it isn't that big of a deal that people don't know women don't pee out of their vag, sheesh.

Look, it’s our friendly male-privileged anon come to tell me I’m being all womanly hysterical.

I’m assuming you’re a guy. If you’re a girl, and this doesn’t piss you off, I’m a little concerned, honestly.

The fact is that it is a big deal, and you just earned yourself a free lecture on why so siddown and shaddup.

Cracked ran a rather diverting article today on

“6 Insane Sex Myths People Used to Teach as Facts”

including things like how westerners apparently thought that Chinese women who immigrated had sideways vaginas and that doctors attributed any number of problems to the fact that they believed women’s uteri could detach themselves when the woman was not pregnant and scamper around the woman’s innards like some sort of wayward jellyfish blob.

Hilarious, right? Can’t believe people used to think that! Oh, how naive they all were!

Which brings us to women-pee-out-of-their-vagina.

People back then kind of have an excuse for stupid notions, because a lot of the time there wasn’t the technology or research or scientific community to call them out on it in order to spread information that was actually factual.

We do not have that excuse today.

Yes, I heard that, greyface in sunglasses in the second row.

“well we don’t teach ridiculous stuff like that!”

Spoiler Alert: We totally do.

Stuff like the complete erasure of parts of female anatomy, publicly taught and widespread misinformation about others and the fact that I learned more about my own body with 15 minutes on Wikipedia than I did in two mandatory Health classes and a Medical Anatomy class.

Send your arguments at me, believe me, they don’t hold water.

“The clitoris doesn’t have anything to do with reproduction!”

Sex Ed covers more than just reproduction. Every time they sent me home with a little paper for your parent/guardian to sign, they said they would be talking about anatomy as well as reproduction.

“Well, female anatomy is a lot more complicated…”

Doesn’t that mean they should spend more time covering it rather than skipping over the parts they deem ‘unnecessary’? Even in my Medical Anatomy class when we had the diagrams to label, despite there being a clitoris in the diagram, there wasn’t a lil line to write down what it was.

“Maybe they didn’t think it was appropriate to talk about for high school.”

Female pleasure.

So lewd.

How dare they.

Get the pitchforks and burn the witch.

“They don’t talk about male pleasure either!”

Bitch, please.

I heard aaaaalll about what happens when a dude is aroused and orgasms with the erections and ejaculations and all that nonsense.

Girl orgasms are apparently not a thing. And, depending on the class, neither was female arousal.

(Which I find decidedly disturbing, as a side note.)

“Female orgasms aren’t a part of reproduction either.”

Maybe not.

BUT IT IS A SIMPLE PHYSICAL REACTION THAT SHOULD BE TAUGHT IF ONLY FOR SCIENTIFIC AND MEDICAL ACCURACY.

“Fine. The clitoris is controversial. That hardly covers the entire spectrum of female sexuality having misinformation and crap.”

Apparently you didn’t read the part up above about how I did not learn what happens when a woman is aroused or orgasms in three years of classes that are supposed to teach me about this thing.

“If it took you 15 minutes on Wikipedia to figure stuff out, why are you so mad? That’s hardly a waste of time.”

Because I deserve to know about my own body, and when schools teach Sex Ed in any form, they are taking on the responsibility of teaching me that.

And yet, I learned absolutely nothing useful.

That’s a problem.

“Okay, okay. They don’t talk about female sexual reactions, and that’s kinda sexist.”

You know what else is kinda sexist? Telling men that sex is great and women that it’s going to hurt and suck and also you’ll get pregnant and die.

What am I talking about, you say?

The hymen. You know, the thing that covers a woman’s vaginal opening and breaks and there’s blood and that’s how you can tell if your girlfriend is lying about whether or not you’re her first.

Well guess what, buddy-boy, you dumped that girl for no reason because that’s not actually what a hymen is and you’re also a jerk.

The hymen is a flexible membrane that partially covers the vaginal opening (usually in a sort of crescent shape when they are but a wee lass) and did you notice the word up there? ‘Flexible’? Do you know what that means? It means that if a woman is sufficiently aroused, it prolly ain’t gonna break. (wow do you think this myth has anything to do with the lack of knowledge we’re taught about female arousal???)

I mean dude you can shove a baby outta that thing and it returns to its original shape, you can’t tell if a woman is a virgin or not by the state of her hymen anyways. They can tear during exercise n stuff as well but there is literally not much of a reason why sex should be painful for girls and why you call it “popping the cherry”

OH WAIT MAYBE IT’S BECAUSE DUDES LIKE TO THINK THAT THEIR DICK HAS MAGICAL POWERS THAT FOREVER CHANGES A WOMAN’S LIFE AND SHE’S NEVER BE THE SAME AFTER YOU WRECKED THAT TIGHT LIL HOLE.

Well, fun fact, if she’s tight that means you kind of suck balls at the whole sex thing.

This isn’t just a matter of some people making a mistake about how women urinate. This is part of a long history of the suppression of female sexuality to the point that when you get a damn diagram of the vulva, apparently they don’t mark where the urethra is because man we don’t want to spend too much time talking about ladyparts frick who knows what’s hiding down there…

Jul 30, 2014 77,488 notes

adventuresonpaper:

thewanderingtrickster:

adventuresonpaper:

thewanderingtrickster:

My dad was kinda disappointed in Frozen because he was totally expecting Hans to rip off his gloves in the last part of the movie and have fire powers.

but could you imagine how cool that would be?? Then Elsa and Hans could duel it out with magic 

His red hair was apparently what made my dad start thinking that. And Southern Isles, you know, where it’s supposed to be warmer.

your dad should have written frozen

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homestuckreactiongifs:

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einfaltig-archive-deactivated20:

Honestly, Aoba deserves more credit. Do you see all the shit he has to go through in every route? How he still manages to come out strong and still loves the person he ends up with? Or in the bad routes where he suffers with them even though he doesn’t even really deserve to suffer?

Like, Aoba is a really fucking strong character but the fandom downplays him and makes him seem like a whiny, weak, submissive person. God, I just cannot even. Can we not?

Jul 30, 2014 1,262 notes
#i kind of wished that there had been an aoba route of sorts #where you interact with him instead of being him #because #come on #hes awesome and his backstory is as fucked as any of the other guys #i hope in the anime well see more about him since its not from his pov
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blackfemalepresident:

i dont hate individual white ppl because theyre white most PoC do not

we hate the system white people created and continue to benefit from

we hate white supremacy

not individual white people inside starbucks and walking down the street and shit like that

like

no

believe it or not we actually have lives that dont revolve around the existence of white ppl. we got other shit to do and think about than making every white person our target

Jul 29, 2014 6,180 notes
  • Baby: A-aaaa...
  • Mom: *gasps* baby's first word!
  • Baby: ATTENTION WORTHLESS HUMAN. THIS IS YOUR GOD SPEAKING. IT IS A WRATHFUL GOD WHO DESPISES YOU MORE THAN YOU COULD HAVE POSSIBLY DARED TO FEAR. I HAVE WATCHED YOUR ENTIRE PATHETIC LIFE UNFOLD. I HAVE OBSERVED YOU WHILE YOU WOULD QUAKE AND TREMBLE IN PERSONAL PRAYERS OF SHAME. WHILE YOU PLEADED FORGIVENESS FOR BEING SUCH A WRETCHED DISGUSTING FAILURE ON EVERY CONCEIVABLE LEVEL. PROSTRATE BEFORE THE STUPID AND FALSE CLOWN GODS YOU HAVE SCRIBBLED ON THE WALLS OF YOUR BLOCK. BOGUS DEITIES WORSHIPED BY A PRIMITIVE "PARADISE" PLANET. BUT YOUR PRAYERS WILL NOT BE ANSWERED. THERE ARE NO MIRACLES IN STORE FOR YOU, HUMAN. ONLY MY HATE. IT IS A HATE SO PURE AND HOT IT WOULD CONSUME YOUR SAD UNDERDEVELOPED HUMAN THINK PAN TO EVEN CONTEMPLATE. IT IS A HATE THAT TO FATHOM MUST BE PUT INTO SONG. SHRIEKED BY THE TEN THOUSAND ROWDY SHOUT SPHINCTERS PEPPERING THE GRUESOME UNDERBELLY OF THE MOST TRUCULENT GOD THE FURTHEST RING CAN MUSTER. IT IS A HATE THAT MADE YOU AND WILL SURELY DESTROY YOU. MY HATE IS THE LIFEBLOOD THAT PULSES THROUGH THE VEINS OF YOUR UNIVERSE. IT IS MY GIFT TO YOU. YOU'RE WELCOME FOR THAT. YOU UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHIT.
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femaleeren:

sweet-bitsy:

homura:

hamburgerlollipop:

eren jaeger never went to college and he turned out okay

eren jaeger is 15

#and he most definitely did NOT turn out okay

heard you were talkin’ shit.

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aww what-

the httyd2 welovefine contest is only for americans and i didnt see any sign of that until the submission page terms and conditions

i am super bummed out

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#welovefine #httyd2
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#one step closer to making earth look like pandora #i approve
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#this is good #but the fonts used are atrocious

sushinfood:

bittersiha:

NASA SAYS THERE IS A STRANGE AND UNKNOWN SIGNAL COMING FROM THE PERSEUS CLUSTER RIGHT NOW

PERSEUS CLUSTER

PERSEUS VEIL

ITS THE GETH

It’s potentially DARK MATTER and that is EXCITING

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