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Imagine if all the drama comes to a head at the same time as Lord English shows up, and everyone is bickering with one another rather than actually fighting him.
And then WV steps in to try to stop him, because a mayor has to protect his citizens, and LE just backhands him out of the way.
And absolutely everyone just stops and looks at him like
“you fucked up”
I am 147% sure that Cecil and Steve Carlsberg used to date.
pro’s of dating me
- i love being cuddled
- i will kiss u literally whenever u want 24/7
- i look gross so you will always seem more attractive by comparison
macklemore: “don’t shit on other people just because they’re of a different race or because of their sexuality.”
the world: “hey, lets shit on macklemore because he’s straight and white; therefore he shouldn’t be spreading a good message because he’s already privileged.”
the third time I’ve broken my hip this week
YOLO
“Screw the new version of ‘Harry Potter.’ EMMA WILL ALWAYS BE MY HERMIONE”
“Introduced the grandkids to Avatar today. They now know why their daddy’s name is Aang.”
“Just bought Adele’s newest album ‘Adele 74’!!”
“Can’t wait for series three of Sherlock.”
“Can’t wait for series three of Sherlock.”
the third time I’ve broken my hip this week
YOLO
“Screw the new version of ‘Harry Potter.’ EMMA WILL ALWAYS BE MY HERMIONE”
“Introduced the grandkids to Avatar today. They now know why their daddy’s name is Aang.”
“Just bought Adele’s newest album ‘Adele 74’!!”
“Can’t wait for series three of Sherlock.”
“Can’t wait for series three of Sherlock.”
for everyone who reblogs this you’ll get one of these in your ask based on my first impression of your blog!
OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU
My friend just said “oh my god, Act 5 is long as fuck” and I said “Yeah, but the trolls are cool” and he looked at me weird and I realized HE WAS TALKING ABOUT HAMLET AND NOW THEY’RE ALL JUST STARING
Because Anna was asking me what a kookaburra sounds like |D
oh god
i just realised how odd this must sound to people who aren’t used to kookaburras
WHAT THE FUCK, AUSTRALIA. *uncontrollable laughter*
Homestuck is like
External imageBut the fandom is like
Dangan Ronpa is like
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OFF is like
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SNK (Attack on Titan)
External imageThe fandom
Basically the fandom of any sad show/game/webcomic is crazy and cheerful because they are trying to patch up the broken pieces of their hearts that were smashed to pieces by the said show/game/webcomic.
But then Hetalia is like:
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and
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External imageHetalia defies logic.
oh god what did i do
IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT
NO WHAT THE FUCK
izumikage said: Dave is a good cosplay for testing the waters I think. I mean, its fairly simple and he’s popular even tho its a fairly common cosplay. But yeah! You should go for it! ffff I need red contacts though..
i need contacts too (plus, yknow everything else xD) and ive been lookin at these kind of, since theyre not circle lenses and they look pretty good, but i just need to check things like the base curve and stuff.
also i need shades xD
izumikage said: Ah! Well i dunno I mean I think i’ve only seen that one picture of you in your about me and from that i think you’d be a super cute dave but hygtfreghygtfr idk im dumb you’d still be a good dave tho!!!
oh!
thanks! :DDDD
pfft no keymashing needed darl im not gonna eat you i was just confused like a dumb
were all dumb
dumb party!
(dave would be a pretty easy for me to do without my difficulty so thats cool)
izumikage said: Oh sheesh I dunno. I usually get my wigs off ebay or from online sellers i find here or on other sites like deviantart O: But I think you’d be such a cute dave omfg
aight ill just shop around and see if cheapness is a thing some people do sometimes :p
o-0 wh- why?
unless you mean because dave because i think daveyness automatically adds +100 cuteness factor
izumikage said: Oh yeah I totes get you there too. kinda like how I’ll wear short wigs just to getmy hair off the back of my neck XD
i think its always been a dream of little-me to have a bunch of wigs and eye contacts and disguises and just look however i feel day by day
i should start by buying a dave wig methinks and maybe contacts though i think thats a ‘ask your fuckin optometrist’ deal
actually do you have any wig recommendations etc?
izumikage said: *hugs* I’m sorry hun. I mean, I guess you could try explaining it to your mom?? What crossplay would you wanna use it for? I’m curious now.
oh lol pretty much anything i think cosplay is a sort of secondary objective
the first just being
if i dont want to have my boobs out everywhere and taking up space and just being boobs then i can just
not have them out everywhere and taking up space and just being boobs
guess givin a sense of freedom about how i look that i dont have yknow?
my GOSH i say a thing into the void and then a person picks it up and throws it into the throes of the masses and now im getting notes everywhere
e_e
izumikage said: ): Man I’m sorry dude. Luckily my dad has been really respectful when it comes to my mail…
-actually- my dad isnt around as he works away from home so it wouldnt be -that- bad w mum but i just dont want the gross feeling of being judged ever xD
i dont think id ever get anything more than a weird look if i said that i wanted to cosplay, or if i was excited about it
rocks0cks said: man what is wrong with u tonight
izumikage said: I do get that tho.. idk i usually just ignore those things because i buy a lot of things with other intentions for them than whats intended
yeah i mean i could have some problems with the name but that wouldnt bother me its just that it is oh-so-subtle and packages most likely will go through my parents hands before i get home and get them?
having that name on it totally wont raise any questions, of course not
harumphs loudly
izumikage said: Pffff I still wanna get it for crossplay purpose hnnn
the name is something im not all that fond about for that reason
im not a lesbian but that doesnt even matter its not like only lesbians use binders
thats like calling some other thing thats pretty much gender neutral a ‘boy this’ or 'girl that’
boy bag
girl plane
gay spatula
??? ?? ??????
320k:
lifehack: take food in your hand, put it in your mouth, and eat it
congratulations now you wont die for another few days
this is fake. i ate a hamburger and got hit by a bus five minutes after and died do not lie to me on these neopets
food is not responsible for your lifes functional failure if you do use it for its intended purposes
im reading it right here
getting hit by a bus is not a viable way of life im sorry its not covered under our warranty maam
augh i keep seeing that binder post going around and shit thats a deal i should get it but its called the fuckin-
Sho Les Lesbian Tomboy something
subtle
lifehack: take food in your hand, put it in your mouth, and eat it
congratulations now you wont die for another few days
320k said: *sound of me urinating reverbates throughout the hallroom*
nNOT IN THE HALLWAY U LIL SHIT I JUST VACCUU-oh wait i live in shared accomodation i dont give a shit
also its not just you you jerkface im seein it everywhere
